This guy who rang a minute ago is having a laugh, he thinks he can cum twice in 15 minutes. Now I have heard it all, this sure makes me happy. W hat is it with having common sense about his own body, I even know that it takes time to recover after.   Out of this situation I could have wound myself up but not today. An update... He phoned back ten minutes later saying the machine swallowed his card.

maybe he has a unique medical condition! Just Keeps coming . Rare though

I was featured today, and even set available today up... thinking maybe I could get a nice client or two. But no. I had 6 texts when I woke up at 8 this morning (all sent between 2-6) and 5 missed phone calls  I blame it on being a Saturday night, but grrr really. I had a lovely voicemail as well saying that 'I have 3 clients lined up for you, if you want them' (urm do I look like I need a pimp?!) at 4.30am. After that I had a bunch of timewasters, 2 no-shows (to be fair I knew they wouldn't show up) and this lovely conversation to top it all off (after arranging booking)

Idiot: is there anything you don't do?
Me: Please take a look at my profile likes, that shows everything I do, with no extra cost
Idiot: I want anal
Me: I don't offer anal
Him: (an hour after I had decided he was a tw) How much for gang bang? tonight
Me: No response
Him: ?

Really?!!!

Not going to waste money on featuring or available today again. I have uni work due as well, so definitely not helping my productivity.

Just when the other day I was thinking I've had no timewasters for a while *sighs* its always the way.

xx

I get a call - it goes like this

Idiot - Do you sell sex?
Me - Yes, I l also sell clothes, shoes and handbags on ebay.

Idiot - Ok

Idiot - Are you ALL British?
Me - No my pinky toe is Turkish

Idiot - Do you do anal?
Me - Where did you see my details?
Idiot - AW
Me - My AW profile states I do not do anal...

Idiot - Wimp

 

received tonight...

"ffs u shud shave ur pits!!!"

received tonight...

"ffs u shud shave ur pits!!!"

I had one remark on one of my vids saying I should shave that thing meaning my muff.  I responded with "I am a woman ffs not a child!"

I was featured today, and even set available today up... thinking maybe I could get a nice client or two. But no. I had 6 texts when I woke up at 8 this morning (all sent between 2-6) and 5 missed phone calls  I blame it on being a Saturday night, but grrr really. I had a lovely voicemail as well saying that 'I have 3 clients lined up for you, if you want them' (urm do I look like I need a pimp?!) at 4.30am. After that I had a bunch of timewasters, 2 no-shows (to be fair I knew they wouldn't show up) and this lovely conversation to top it all off (after arranging booking)

Idiot: is there anything you don't do?
Me: Please take a look at my profile likes, that shows everything I do, with no extra cost
Idiot: I want anal
Me: I don't offer anal
Him: (an hour after I had decided he was a tw) How much for gang bang? tonight
Me: No response
Him: ?

Really?!!!

Not going to waste money on featuring or available today again. I have uni work due as well, so definitely not helping my productivity.

Just when the other day I was thinking I've had no timewasters for a while *sighs* its always the way.

xx

I get that to showing as Available Today on there but because things are quietish I paid 70 pound for two weeks on there. So far so good, noticing an increase. But it could be from Viva Street as get more clients from there. I notice an increase of takings considering. Although I still get the days mainly full of idiots. But doesn't bother me much as I only get changed if they turn up.

Client: can I book 2hrs on 27th dec at 4pm

Me: sorry but going to be away to visit relatives that day, I can see you any other day in that week apart from christmas day and 27th.

Client: how about the day after boxing day

(day after boxing day=27th)

Hi babe,

Looking great in your profile pics!

I'd love to book an hour with you, but I'm married and dont want to cheat on my wife. Would it be OK if I wank while I watch you strip and play with yourself instead? Maybe ending with me cumming on you (if you like that)?

Really looking forward to hearing from you.

I don't see a problem with this Quite a few men don't want the full penetration/GFE experience.