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KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3705 on: 20 November 2012, 08:20:31 am »
Got to hand it to the guys they do give us a laugh! I've taken out his address and mobile contact. Decided to use ozadz as a new advertising service and got this gem: 



Skip to bottom line if you don't have patience to read all bullshit (honestly IS NOT, only TRUTH)




Ernest made me laugh!!

So basically he wants an overnight and a possible relationship/ongoing FB for ?100 . But you do get dinner and second hand laptop.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3706 on: 20 November 2012, 08:37:30 am »
Did anybody had this SMS? Poor sick sod.

" looking for a girls to cut off my cock and balls for real tonight so i can be a girl I know this sounds weird but i am totally genuine and have 3500 cash to do if u can do this please reply and I il call for appointment thanks 100 percent genuine cash waiting"

I've replied: I never would waste my scalpel for somebody who could not punctuate.  He did not responded yet. lol


Yes !!

I had this guy , just mentioned it on another thread.

He had reworded it and no mention of 3500 , but its got to be the same guy ! bizzare
maybe he cant be bothered to wait for the gender sex change op and hopes someone can do a quick removal for a set  fee!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3707 on: 20 November 2012, 09:01:38 am »
Anyone had this idiot today?  :FF


Hello Miss I'm Sarah and wanted to ask if i can give you a video of my x bf doing his ass with own cock and real name to post on your videos or just pass around? PS also got name , adders and number to go with video! doing this to pay him back for cheating on me and hitting me but need a hand to expose the prick pretty please as id love your help so so so much! Thanks Sarah x

DELETE!!!


Hmm , this one has got the spider senses going. It screams "mumsnet" to me.

For those who haven't heard of it , ( as i didn't know what it was until a few days ago either!) , Its a forum for super -mums/happy marrieds/ideal homemaker types. Bit of on line mothers meeting vibe. Upstanding pillars of the community sorts of Lady's  - Not the sort of women who agree with prostitution. :)

One of these Lady's had found her hubby's i-pad open on his AW inbox ( silly man - 1st rule of punting is cover your tracks!!! )  , he has been a member of AW for 6 years and had been asking WGs for BB . Understandably the lady is devastated that her husband wanted bareback sex with " poor oppressed drug addicted prostitutes who must be getting pimped and forced to sell and degrade  themselves " ( their view of WGs - ahem !!) . They were trying to conceive at the time and I do feel for her that shes been trying to try for child with a man who is sleeping around without protection . Thank God some AW joined and filled in these women to the reality of us all NOT been drug addict/pimped/oppressed women , opened the eyes of the mumsnetters a bit that did :) . . . . . . the revelation of the 1st lady who caught hubby inspired others to snoop on their hubby's and theres a thread about 20 pages long full of women who've just discovered there "DH" ( darling husband - had to google that - puke !! ) is a lying cheating "pervert".


I do feel sorry for these Lady's , a lot of marriages ended now. The moral is punters shouldn't leave laptops n i-pads open on bloody AW when wifey is around . The bad side for us WGs is that some of these women have been making fake AW accs and getting up to allsorts of mischief making , trying to "trap" there "darling husbands" . Whats more worrying is this Mumsnet site seems to have quite a bit of political clout, by all accounts they were behind the daily mails "anti porn" drive . One to keep an eye on i think and just be aware that theres a lot of angry wives all over the UK on a anti - AW mission.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3708 on: 20 November 2012, 09:05:31 am »

maybe he cant be bothered to wait for the gender sex change op and hopes someone can do a quick removal for a set  fee!!!

LOL :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3709 on: 20 November 2012, 10:33:49 am »
Anyone had this idiot today?  :FF


Hello Miss I'm Sarah and wanted to ask if i can give you a video of my x bf doing his ass with own cock and real name to post on your videos or just pass around? PS also got name , adders and number to go with video! doing this to pay him back for cheating on me and hitting me but need a hand to expose the prick pretty please as id love your help so so so much! Thanks Sarah x

DELETE!!!

I do feel sorry for these Lady's , a lot of marriages ended now. The moral is punters shouldn't leave laptops n i-pads open on bloody AW when wifey is around .

Well actually the 'moral' of the story is that they probably shouldn't be cheating when married.  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3710 on: 21 November 2012, 08:43:47 am »
todays:

Hi hello you ok, My name is Mark, I?m all new to this kind thing, I?m single after being in Long term relationship same old same old,,been with same girl since school..and oh went off with my so called best mate, hence experience is ZERO sorry! looking to for someone who could maybe help me move me on,,, ! Please can you forward your best rates Bering in mind my non experience but on a regular basic please,

All Best Mark x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3711 on: 21 November 2012, 10:00:35 am »
Hi sweet bundle. is anal included? And do you do sex without protection?

From a number in Yemen apparently. I don't do anal, and I definitely don't do BB, so told him to go do one :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3712 on: 21 November 2012, 02:33:08 pm »
Just in from AW  ::)

'I just want to ask is posibl for two vibrators or dildo one in your pussy one in your as same time you do oral without and I finish in your mouth or on your face?'


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3713 on: 21 November 2012, 03:00:03 pm »
Adriana that request sounds more like an unpleasant medical experiment or procedure.
You giving it a miss im guessing ! :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3714 on: 21 November 2012, 05:08:58 pm »
Oh no, I promptly called him after his seductive message and proclaimed my love. Nothing gets me going like a twat who can't spell and wants to stuff me full of dildos and vibrators  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3715 on: 21 November 2012, 05:38:18 pm »
You are missing out on a unique and unforgettable experience im so jel! Ha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3716 on: 21 November 2012, 06:08:12 pm »
Just in from AW  ::)

'I just want to ask is posibl for two vibrators or dildo one in your pussy one in your as same time you do oral without and I finish in your mouth or on your face?'

I would have responded with, how about I have my big black gimp shag your ass and you go down on me and as he is about to empty all up you I pee down your throat! But obviously a bit more expletive lol ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3717 on: 21 November 2012, 06:12:30 pm »
A text message earlier on:

"Hi I am looking for friendly cleaner at ?10 per hour who can also have some fun with me alongside cleaning work"

it made laugh so much that I had tears running down my cheeks :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3718 on: 22 November 2012, 07:26:03 am »
Oh no, I promptly called him after his seductive message and proclaimed my love. Nothing gets me going like a twat who can't spell and wants to stuff me full of dildos and vibrators  ;)

 ;D ;D ;D Just choked on my morning tea  !!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3719 on: 22 November 2012, 06:52:39 pm »
Just had a call by a guy who was obviously holding a baby crying!
Hello my mate gave me youre number are you an escort agency.
I said no!
Ok no drama luv !
Yes youre on my block list daddy !