"now a little bit about me i am 25 from London and i am new to all of this but this is something iv decided that i want to do .
i am looking for something that's not your regular practice .
what i would be interested in is i would like for me and my work colleague to visit you and we would like you to dance for us whilst stripping and then for you to pleasure your self with toys or your hands whilst we watched you .
that is all we would be wanting so we would not be interested in any sexual acts upon our selves we would just like to watch you"

So new to all of this that he has two profiles, the above having been only set up yesterday, and has already sent 125 emails from it...
His other is about 6 months old and 1982 emails sent. Zero bookings ever made. I accidentally pressed "spam" underneath the message. Oops.

I've had this email too! Xxx

i once had a guy who kept texting me he said he expected me to converse with him via texts so it shows im putting my money where my mouth is to say im worth meeting and apparently does this with all the girls haha.. hmm needless to say, after the first 2 texts, i gathered he was a timewaster and his texts went unanswered

for hours later rambled about how he" buys expensive gifts for his girls"  still ignoring him he then felt it necessary to say " im sure the police would be interested to know there is an escort operating from your address "

laughing to myself i then got a text to say " i bet your Lisa Donnelly pal" HAHA what??!? you couldnt be more wrong.. its just funny how men take the hump when they dont get their own way.

I've just had one

Him: Hi, are you available on wednesday? I would like a treat as it's my birthday

Me: Hi, yes i am available on wednesday what time? Incall or outcall?

Him: Incall. As it's my birthday could i get a 35% discount?

Me: Sorry i don't offer discounts

Him: Your a horrible b!t@h

I didn't even bother responding, honestly where do they come from

Oooh you just dont know what your are missing once you go Dyson you never go Jimmy again! 

Good grief has anyone has this one:

Hello,

Firstly, I think you are the sexiest woman on earth and would love to meet you.

I have a really odd fetish that involves the use of suction from a hoover on your body and mine. I would like to stress that this does not involve pain in any way nor does it leave any marks. I am not into domination and certainly would not like to be beaten and called Helen!

The suction itself is quite amazing but has the added benefit of vibration caused by airflow for which I can guarantee the most incredible orgasm(s). Please see the link to give you an idea of what this is about:

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I would love to hear your thoughts on this other than 'you sick bastard'. I can promise you will never look at hoovering the same way again! Is there any way I could convince you to try this?

Kind Regards,

G***


Needless to say he had TW notes saying the same email had been doing the rounds.

And guess what, I won't be trying it 

LadyLove I met him...he was my first booking on AW ever. He's changed his profile name etc since then and has tried to book and then never followed up, but on the first booking he was really lovely. He doesn't want you to stick a hoover up yourself though, just hoover his bits'n'bobs  PM me if you want any info, where are you located?!

Seriously, some of the Reverse Bookings on AW are just a joke, read one today from a guy who wants you to meet him in a see through top with no bra (!) and a tiny skirt with no knickers. Then he wants to take you for a drink in this clobber (public humiliation, pass - I die a bit inside when they want to take me for dinner, I think everyone must know and find it cringey) and afterwards onto a romantic dogging session where you can do all the guys you want (gee whizz, lucky for you) in a field - all for the princely sum of ?300.

He makes it sound like you're winning the lotto if he picks you...

just saw this one on my local AW RB-

a 1 hour bareback encounter for ?100

Hi
would like some out door play with a sexy lady in Sherwood Park. U must wear stockings and boots only with coat. 2 girls for 150 bb only dont respond if dont want randy bb sex, as him down ther hates condom

So he wants BB, in a park with you wearing only stockings and boots under a coat, in the middle of winter, and good god how can one be so generous, is offering an extra ?50 if you bring a friend!

Subject: Hey Angel x
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Sorry I know you don?t know me, but I stumbled across your Adultwork
profile page, and I honestly believe you?re the prettiest woman I?ve ever
come across, hand on heart your simply beautiful, (I know it all sounds
cheesy, but I can?t help but speak the truth) and so I couldn?t miss the
opportunity of introducing myself, so when you get the chance and time
please reply so we can sort out a meeting, until then take care and stay
pretty x


Not sure how he thinks I'm the prettiest woman he's ever seen seeing as I don't show my face! LOL
This one must be doing the rounds?

YES! Received it tonight too, obviously a chancer/TW.

I did reply to say to let me know when/where he wanted a booking for. No doubt this will come to nothing!

Got to hand it to the guys they do give us a laugh! I've taken out his address and mobile contact. Decided to use ozadz as a new advertising service and got this gem: 



Skip to bottom line if you don't have patience to read all bullshit (honestly IS NOT, only TRUTH)

"Looking for slim-average, not too tall, 25-40 yrs, hot date for dinner with NSA sex (if compatible, could be much-much more)for Friday and/or Saturday night.
Race is not very important, however if you have ebony complexion, you push me over the moon from the beginning (so I prefer african girls; me crossbreed of Eastern European origins).
Chat, dinner(nice pub), drink, fun and SEX is all what I offer. Doing my best to be the best quality (mostly the sex as I didn't had since ... ages, lol).
I'm not a kinky perv but following diner I will invite you in my shop (close neighbourhood, 5 minutes away)for sex. SEx. Then SEX )) (well, some drinks in between maybe). Albeit SINGLE (as well since ages), I FEEL BETTER THERE (where I'm spending most of my time).
Now, sexually speaking, what I expect from you is first of all, not to be in a big rush. Take your time (mine too).
Nice chat, slow dinner, long drinks. Then longer foreplay (mutual). I'm very into french kiss, b2b Long Play, mutual oral sex, then normal (PROTECTED) and anal if you like. In ANY possible position/style and combination. NOT IN A RUSH...
Would you like to have a picture of me licking your ***? Fine. Free to do it. Or more...
If you are only for an one night stand, is roughly what I can offer. Plus the "surprize" during dinner
If you feel some compatibility or attraction(mutual I hope), you like the way we spent the night(and the way I pleased you) and you want to extend it for next day(s) or week(s) then well, I am willing to "reward" or "support" you, soon (even on regular basis), with commonly agreed amounts, surprise presents (ie laptop, small LCD TV set, Hi Fi, jewelry,etc). I know is very unlikely but ...
Opened even for more. Much more.
Me, 47professional (IT & Electronics), single, clean, healthy, close to "hypersexual",smoker, romantic, polite(almost shy), however Leo so slightly dominant(consequently expected sub behaviour from your part), 5ft 7"/65 kg/blonde-blue eyed. Only one thing to note; that I am utterly ... ugly. Well, quite opposite to "prince charming" or "Mr.Macho" (usually required and expected ....
And concerning u, I don't care how ... "ugly" u are (in "social-esthetical" terms, coz no one is really ugly or take it like this: everyone has his own beauty) as long as you have a great body and even greater appetite for sex (lol). I am kind of blind for "beauty". Lovely but not lasting ... U can preserve your inner beauty forever and ur body for long time ... That's what really matters.
The attached pictures are not ment to offend and they are not of exhibitionist nature. Simply gives u, like in IT, a WYSYWYG (What You See is What You Get) ideea ))
Call me ASAP (txt me first a msg containing DINNER DATE so I will pick up the phone when you call after; I am avoiding to answer to unknown numbers usually)if you think this offer fits you. Or attracts you in any way. Or at least mail me back with your pictures attached and contact details (phone number and location/post code) in the early afternoon. I AM VERY DETERMINED TO HAVE A DINNER+ PARTNER TONIGHT ...
Ernest
You have to type O seven  ********************* 4 between two ones. Got it? ( it is on "3 Hutchinson" network)
E10  London

WELL, THIS IS MY ADD ...
Few remarks.
ONE: I do not have any idea if your picture is genuine and you are real or not but doing a simple calculation, 31 x £300= £9300 it is far to be available (yet)to "sponsor/pay" a girl ...
TWO: ... because I still have in mind a PERMANENT and MUTUALLY profitable relationship ...
THREE: ... so why not, accept a ... dinner and putting minds and ideas together, see if we could do more money together then we do alone (maybe less, maybe more then targeted £9300 ))
FOUR: It is an ONE TIME CHANCE, ONE NIGHT STAND (but against the above stated) my offer is:
1. Dinner+
2. £100 cash (it is not about if I could afford more or even  if you don't deserve more, just a matter of principles, lol
3. One NICE laptop one (as well) NICE Hi Fi system (value close to £500 together)
4. ... and last ...If I will have Your promise that it won't be "for just one night only -" for your own INTEREST. If you can understand, sometimes, instead of providing someone with fish, is far better to teach him(her) fishing ...
Well, as conclusion, I am ugly maybe, but could be useful ...
Take care
God Bless You

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