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Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3570 on: 17 October 2012, 07:30:50 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 17 October 2012, 03:17:04 pm
OK, I've just googled "K9 sex" and it turns out it IS bestiality. I'm keeping it banned.

Yeah, that's what the guy who messaged us was asking - he said that he could "get hold" of a dog and would we have fun with it.. So yeah actual bestiality not roleplay..  :-X
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3571 on: 17 October 2012, 07:37:24 pm »
get his details and report him to rspca thats animal abuse .
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DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3572 on: 17 October 2012, 08:52:34 pm »
Quote from: orchidperfume on 17 October 2012, 07:37:24 pm
get his details and report him to rspca thats animal abuse .

Not sure the RSPCA could do a great deal without more evidence unfortunately but deffo report to AW!
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Pearl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3573 on: 18 October 2012, 12:01:35 am »
Quote from: DianaMurphy on 17 October 2012, 08:52:34 pm
Not sure the RSPCA could do a great deal without more evidence unfortunately but deffo report to AW!

I think that it could be reported anyway...
I thought that it was just roleplay but I have discovered that it is something disgusting... 
Zero tolerance for these people  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3574 on: 18 October 2012, 03:28:11 am »
Sorry girls I have read the whole K9 thread and found it really disgusting.
I think, if it's true, it's cruelty towards animals and should be punished by law. Does this things really happen or it's just another internet myth? I suspect it could just be a bad taste joke like the "bonsai-cats-in-a-bottle" some years ago...
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anushka

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3575 on: 18 October 2012, 08:23:43 am »
I had an email yesterday:

"Excuse me, but are you shaved, trimmed or natural?"
As he couldn't bother to read it in my profile I answer:
"As soon as I read your email I shaved my head and trimmed my pubic hair.
P.S. Rest of the body remains natural"
The idiot's answer:
"I didn't mean for you to go into all that trouble I just wanted a big bush to play with"
Can you believe it, he thought I was being serious  :FF
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3576 on: 18 October 2012, 06:51:25 pm »
Hi babe do you remember me
me NO !
Oh do you do 15min bookings ?
Me NO !
Oh can i take you for a drink.?
Me NO if you can't afford to see me how can you afford to take me out !
I dont have time bye !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3577 on: 18 October 2012, 06:58:17 pm »
Quote from: orchidperfume on 18 October 2012, 06:51:25 pm
Hi babe do you remember me
me NO !
Oh do you do 15min bookings ?
Me NO !
Oh can i take you for a drink.?
Me NO if you can't afford to see me how can you afford to take me out !
I dont have time bye !

It's sad to say but nowadays the boys have this kind of behavior even when they dialogue with regulars girls...
I have know only few guys able to have a good chat with girls... I am not kidding :(
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LadyLove

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3578 on: 18 October 2012, 07:06:30 pm »
Received this today:

Greetings, I must say I am very glad that my gaze has met your virtual representation.

Im S , 27 year old from Lanarkshire- im a young professional with a stable income seeking a once a month arrangement with a local lady. I am looking for something really regular once per month.

I am actually in a relationship, and although I can afford to pay full fee's I cannot discreetly hide large amounts of money each month. I am looking to pay around ?50 every month for a humiliation session. Again I do not aim to offend at all- but I cannot risk my relationship.I would pay this every month. I enjoy basicaly being dominated and humiliated- I hope you can cater for this.

I can also subsidies my smaller payment by working for you in other ways. I can create websites- and am a keen photographer/videographer. I know you may hear this alot, but i have a lighting kit and a first class photography degree- which I can display on meeting. Again I hope this doesn't offend.

I really hope you may consider this, as your exactly what I am seeking looks wise. Please reply even if it's a no as this email has taken a lot of effort.

Kind regards,

S.

I normally just ignore emails like this, however since he inisted on a reply he got one!

No thanks first this is just a round robin email.

And you don't set my prices I do; you obviously havent read my profile at all.

So why on earth would I want to see a haggler and cheapskate like you when I have plenty of genuine lovely clients happy to pay my prices and shock horror who also read my profile.

You are a complete and utter timewaster
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3579 on: 18 October 2012, 09:24:52 pm »
I had that one as well!!! lol

I told him I would not be taking him up on his very offensive offer!!!!
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3580 on: 20 October 2012, 09:54:29 am »
from  user name -  myeyesamaze -on aw this morning
 Hi can i book asap for this morning ?
I sent number to which he replied
 I dont have a phone and cant do a booking on aw                                                                                  I replied it is a requirement of mine that clients have phone and call first.
good start to a sat morning isnt it?!
 blocked.
« Last Edit: 20 October 2012, 09:56:20 am by orchidperfume »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3581 on: 20 October 2012, 11:59:16 am »
From AW :

"Hey hope your well, I have a cheeky proposition for you. I am sure you will say NO but if you dont ask you dont get, well thats what my Dad always told me Haha.

I was wondering If you fancied coming over to mine tonight If your free, we can chill n have alaugh. We can listen to some music, watch a film with a few drinks. I am very genuine, own house In Basford. I am 33, but look about 25/26. 5ft10 slim athletic sporty build, blue eyes, short blondish spiky messy hair. You might like what you see?

I cant really pay for your time, but will gladly pay for your taxi's. If your not upto much then why not?

Let me know, It be nice to hear from you. Take care x hugs T x"

Why not girls lol Would be shame not to take this offer lol  ;D I found out , that so many men on AW mixing up whit Dating website  :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3582 on: 20 October 2012, 01:22:23 pm »
Got this one this morning -

"Hi.1-presume yu HIV STI negative 2-what is time you are at your best.ie when are your testicles most full.hate doing oral on someone who has come more than once daily -3 -any reason you don't kiss especially if person does not have Herpes/HPV /smoke etc .4 Do you shower before massage ? 5what time can I call yu am.Stay hot Paul"

I don't mind being asked any of these questions and they all come up from time to time but having them all in one message, in point form was a bit much..

I am HIV negative, it says so on my profile, I'm at my best at about 11pm after I finish work for the day and put my phone on silent, I don't kiss because I feel no passion or intimacy with clients..

Didn't bother to reply though.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3583 on: 23 October 2012, 12:46:02 pm »
A client I've got a two hour booking with has just asked my opinion on animals? I asked in
What respect? (I knew exactly where the conversation was going I'm far from naive!) and he said any thoughts, experience, fantasies? Told him I'm personally repulsed by the suggestion!
Obviously he must a thing for it having brought it up.
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LadyLove

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3584 on: 25 October 2012, 07:18:05 pm »
Just had a phone call - guy phoned up asking for a 3 hour booking, but wanting a cam 'teaser' first.  TW radar goes on, then he says he offers ?1000 for the booking TW radar lights up.  So I say sorry but most offering to pay over and above rates are TWs.

He then says its just this thing, however I ask (playing along), do you want Direct Cam or prebooked he says he wants it on MSN.  TW radar goes OFF the scale.

So obviously looking for a freebie on cam with a promise of a booking.   :FF :FF  I told him he was TW and wish I'd said a lot more.  Why do I always think of the exact right thing to say after the case  :FF

Actually I'd be interested to know if anyone else has been similarly approached.  He was calling from Edinburgh.
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