ok so this guy emailed me about 2weeks ago saying he'd lie to meet in 2weeks as he is going on holiday. i said fine, mail me when your back and we will arrange something, he seemed nice and polite and normal.... then i woke up to this... (sorry its so long winded)
Hi Natalia

I am now back from holiday.

Are you up for a meeting one day this week ?

If so what day and time would suit you ?

Here is a little story to get you in the mood for our meeting.

You have been out in xxxx with 3 of your friends at a night club.

The club closes at 2.30am and at 1.30 you and your friends are dancing away on the dance floor when this English guy comes up to you who is totally drunk and starts making indecent suggestions to you and your friends.

You start to get really annoyed with the guy who then grabs you and shouts a whole pile of abuse at you and you get really upset. All you managed to find out is that his name is Paul.

The club closes at 2.30 and you leave and see the guy go into the hotel.

The following morning you are still feeling pretty upset about what happened and so you and your friends start walking towards the hotel and you see a policeman. You tell him what happened and he goes with you to the hotel.

Now this guy named Steve has a twin brother who's name is Paul. Paul and Steve had not seen or spoken to each other for many years as they fell out as Paul was always getting drunk. Unbeknown to both Steve and Paul they both happened to be in xxxx at the same time Paul had come over on holiday.

You arrive at the hotel with the policeman and there in the lobby is Steve. You and your friends immediately identify him to the policeman who goes and arrests him.

Two days later you all end up in court. Steve of course denies any knowledge of what happened but with you and three other witness identifying him as definitely the person whom assaulted you the judge finds him guilty and issues the punishment. He rules that as his punishment he has to either spend an hour with you and do absolutely anything that you instruct him to do. In the event that he does not do everything completely to your satisfaction then he will have to serve 12months in a Jail.

The judge tells you that if you need anything at all then you just need simply tell the police and they will arrange for it to be made available.

Steve tells the judge that he is off to Spain for a few days but that you would like to have him sent to you at 10am in a few days and you specify the place.

Steve is released on ? 10.000 bail and instructed to return in 3 days time.

You and your friends go and have a drink and between you, you sit and chat about all the nasty things that you could do to him. One of your friends suggests using him as your toilet. You laugh at the suggestion but then make a swift call to the police and say that you would like Steve to bring a portable loo when he returns.

Steve gets back from Spain. He reposrts that he is there to fulfil his sentence and gets his bail refunded.

A police officer escorts him to your location and hands him a shopping bag. Steve has no idea what is in the bag.

You and your friends had been out the night before and you are still tired when there is a knock on the door.

You open the door and there is Steve with the shopping bag in his hand.

Steve says I have no idea what is in the bag so I shall op0en it and see. He op0ens the bag and takes out the toilet and fits it all together. He thinks that is rather a strange thing to give to me to bring.

Still feeling tired you lay on the bed and tell Steve to give you a nice massage all over. From there on in you can decide where you want my hands and tongue to go.

As far as you are concerned I am only there to pleasure you and you can come up with whatever you want. Don't be afraid to say I want this to be the most erotic session you have ever had with a guy. No holes barred if you want your feet kissed and licked just say so, if you want to be rimmed just say so just treat me as your own personal pleasure machine.

As you orgasm in my mouth just think and now he is going to have to swallow that having cum all over his tongue.

When you have had enough orgasms, you can then say, I now have the ideal use for that filthy mouth of yours, get under that toilet seat.

Put your stilettos on and feel the power rush as you lower yourself onto the open mouth.

Steve will think that you want to be rimmed again and his tongue will start to work. Only then will he feel you pushing and pushing until you use his mouth below for watersports and hardsports into the open mouth below.

Steve xx


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what do i ever reply to that?? words fail me 

ok so this guy emailed me about 2weeks ago saying he'd lie to meet in 2weeks as he is going on holiday. i said fine, mail me when your back and we will arrange something, he seemed nice and polite and normal.... then i woke up to this... (sorry its so long winded)
Hi Natalia

I am now back from holiday.

Are you up for a meeting one day this week ?

If so what day and time would suit you ?

Here is a little story to get you in the mood for our meeting.

You have been out in xxxx with 3 of your friends at a night club.

The club closes at 2.30am and at 1.30 you and your friends are dancing away on the dance floor when this English guy comes up to you who is totally drunk and starts making indecent suggestions to you and your friends.

You start to get really annoyed with the guy who then grabs you and shouts a whole pile of abuse at you and you get really upset. All you managed to find out is that his name is Paul.

The club closes at 2.30 and you leave and see the guy go into the hotel.

The following morning you are still feeling pretty upset about what happened and so you and your friends start walking towards the hotel and you see a policeman. You tell him what happened and he goes with you to the hotel.

Now this guy named Steve has a twin brother who's name is Paul. Paul and Steve had not seen or spoken to each other for many years as they fell out as Paul was always getting drunk. Unbeknown to both Steve and Paul they both happened to be in xxxx at the same time Paul had come over on holiday.

You arrive at the hotel with the policeman and there in the lobby is Steve. You and your friends immediately identify him to the policeman who goes and arrests him.

Two days later you all end up in court. Steve of course denies any knowledge of what happened but with you and three other witness identifying him as definitely the person whom assaulted you the judge finds him guilty and issues the punishment. He rules that as his punishment he has to either spend an hour with you and do absolutely anything that you instruct him to do. In the event that he does not do everything completely to your satisfaction then he will have to serve 12months in a Jail.

The judge tells you that if you need anything at all then you just need simply tell the police and they will arrange for it to be made available.

Steve tells the judge that he is off to Spain for a few days but that you would like to have him sent to you at 10am in a few days and you specify the place.

Steve is released on ? 10.000 bail and instructed to return in 3 days time.

You and your friends go and have a drink and between you, you sit and chat about all the nasty things that you could do to him. One of your friends suggests using him as your toilet. You laugh at the suggestion but then make a swift call to the police and say that you would like Steve to bring a portable loo when he returns.

Steve gets back from Spain. He reposrts that he is there to fulfil his sentence and gets his bail refunded.

A police officer escorts him to your location and hands him a shopping bag. Steve has no idea what is in the bag.

You and your friends had been out the night before and you are still tired when there is a knock on the door.

You open the door and there is Steve with the shopping bag in his hand.

Steve says I have no idea what is in the bag so I shall op0en it and see. He op0ens the bag and takes out the toilet and fits it all together. He thinks that is rather a strange thing to give to me to bring.

Still feeling tired you lay on the bed and tell Steve to give you a nice massage all over. From there on in you can decide where you want my hands and tongue to go.

As far as you are concerned I am only there to pleasure you and you can come up with whatever you want. Don't be afraid to say I want this to be the most erotic session you have ever had with a guy. No holes barred if you want your feet kissed and licked just say so, if you want to be rimmed just say so just treat me as your own personal pleasure machine.

As you orgasm in my mouth just think and now he is going to have to swallow that having cum all over his tongue.

When you have had enough orgasms, you can then say, I now have the ideal use for that filthy mouth of yours, get under that toilet seat.

Put your stilettos on and feel the power rush as you lower yourself onto the open mouth.

Steve will think that you want to be rimmed again and his tongue will start to work. Only then will he feel you pushing and pushing until you use his mouth below for watersports and hardsports into the open mouth below.

Steve xx


what do i ever reply to that?? words fail me