Quote from: xnataliax on 19 September 2012, 06:47:45 pm

another genius two weeks ago on the phone, after booking apt
genius- which hotel are you in?
me- such and such hotel.
genius- ok my mum should be able to drop off after work.
me- em how old are you.
genius- 32.....
me- rightttttttt
genius- im not odd my mum just likes to know im safe

sweet jesus 

 

as my husband always says...."they're paying for a reason" ha ha

I really shouldn't be reading this in public. This made me spill my coffee on myself. LOL!

recieved this earlier copy and paste jobby
Hi Sexy,

I was hoping to get to meet you some day soon. I am often near you on business and looking for some fun! I am in my 30s, good looking and fit i am told - I play a lot of rugby and enjoy a good workout!! I am just not getting enough at home. Sound familiar? I would love to have a gorgeous thing like you, but there is a problem - I have a very large 'thing' - my missus calls it the Beast! Sounds great, what every man wants, but it makes it difficult with many ladies. Most are just not able to take me - it has certainly been a problem in the past! There is a pic of it next to some refreshing Coke!. More pics can of course be taken! If you deep throut me I would be very impressed! My company has a deal with Marriott and Hilton Hotels, so I will normally be in one of those.
Please let me know your thoughts

Hope to hear from you soon

xxx

and yes said pics are there 

We had this one a few months back, and had a bit of back-and-forth chat with him (back before we learnt not to feed the trolls TW wankers). Basically he claims to visit nearby on business, asks various questions all about how big your 'hole' is, and then wants you to take photos of sticking various large objects inside and taking pics to show him that you're wide enough. Ugh.

It seemed that last night all the idiots were out in force, after we were done for the night we got 4 people wasting our time:

Idiot 1 (by text): Hi there i am wondering if your available tonight. Cant call yet because my girlfriend is still here but goes to work at 8
Reply to us not being free: Shame i am a young guy ex porn for english lads. Would love to meet tonight to forfill my fantasy x
Final reply after exchange in which he asked if we crossdress or do anal and us saying we didn't: Thats fine i dont mind that but shame you couldn't sex my mans ass with strap on why your friend fuck me hard x

Idiot 2 also text wanting to meet last night and then actually went through to booking a meet for today, though had asked a few timewaster-ish things and surprise surprise didn't turn up this afternoon.

Idiot 3 had text us at 3:20am a few days ago asking if we were free and pretty much sent the same message again last night at the slightly more reasonable time of 11:20pm.

Very shortly after Idiot 3 had been told our working hours, Idiot 4 messages on Adultwork:

Subject: Hotel Meet    
Hello

Appreciate it is very late on in the day.

On a business trip.

Had looked at your profile before setting off - but didnt get in touch.

Are you able to provide a 2 hour meeting for tonight?

Regards

We did reply to tell him no and why we won't do a late night, short notice outcall. No reply to that...

Oh dear, I think reading this thread has made us a little cynical and prone to be more blunt with apparent TWs...

TW: Hey ya how's u x
Us: Good thanks . Did you want to make a booking? x
TW: Well I saw ur profile, pretty intregued. Thinking about it this weekend. So who's this soz x
Us: Glad you liked the profile. This is <us>, our website is: <website>, Our availability this weekend is <availability>
TW: I can't use the net. What are ur limits, this James? X
Us: Sorry but we don't dicuss details - not a free sex chat/text line. If you found our profile on the web you must be able to use the web . All our details are on there, contact us again if you'd like to book. x

No reply thus far. Job complete!

OMG...I just had the most UNBELIEVABLE request from an American regular of mine. He's in town next week but his wife is coming along with him to sightsee while he's in meetings..

How are you?  Hope well.
Wild idea.  Any chance you could rent car and pick me and wife up at Hertz car rental at Heathrow Monday late afternoon?  I have introduced the idea that I know you as driver for **** (company I deal with).
You could drive us and have beer or something on arrival at my hotel.
Of course you have to be able to keep it light??



 

keep it light??

Yeah like IF I agreed I'd be all over him with his wife there...what a tosser!
And how would he pass me over the money for the car rental, and my time in front of her?
Bit of an expensive free taxi ride from this company he deals with lmao

subject: mmmmm

body: tat pussy needs a gud lickin let me no wen ur ready


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