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curvygrace

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3255 on: 27 August 2012, 11:59:18 pm »
i never use the available today thing. as long as your by your computer you can do a quick update of your profile once an hour or so to make sure your on top of list!  ;)


Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3256 on: 28 August 2012, 02:46:00 am »
[quote author=Cat_BBW link=topic=1637.msg87688#msg87688 date=1346090996

Tell him you don't do "free" and your hourly fee is ?100 per hour for the privilidge of being your maid/servant and this is non-negotiable.

Or send him my way and let me play with him. MWAHAHAHAAA!! 8)
[/quote]


Hahahaha...be careful what you ask for Miss Cat!!!!

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Vampera

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3257 on: 28 August 2012, 12:25:48 pm »
I got this Text this morning:

"can i come have sex with u tmr 9am i have big cock xx i have 20 pounds"   :FF

LoL Oh yes, please please come and have sex with me, I am really desperate for 20 pounds and wow, you've got a big cock???  Great....come and do it for free!!!  LoL

Obviously I immediately put him in my phone as "don't answer"....  ::)
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figa98

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3258 on: 28 August 2012, 03:21:12 pm »
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Can I bring nappies and baby powder and we roll around wearing them?

Blocked!

Escort38

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3259 on: 28 August 2012, 10:32:47 pm »
That site has been good for me but once in a while I get an email
which shows there are men with not much on top.

Email today wanting to book me, I check that he has feedback and yes he does, 3.
His feedback comes from a lady who also has 3 feedbacks. His email to me had  (1)  next to his name. Yes he
 had an alias and it is the lady who has given him the feedback. They are both the same person.

  I have not replied to him, was tempted to make him aware of his gaff but don't want to
receive any more mails from him.  Silly man.

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3260 on: 28 August 2012, 11:27:06 pm »
AW e-mail today:

Subject: hello

Hi, how hairy is your pussy?


I couldn't help but laugh. I also replied: "Natural, i.e. as hairy as it gets." And blocked him  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

curvygrace

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3261 on: 29 August 2012, 11:41:31 am »
brilliant lol, im surprised aw havnt flagged this up with him

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3262 on: 29 August 2012, 12:36:03 pm »
I always try to cater for those who change their mind but it's a bit difficult when an hour notice is required for some thing. A little bit of consideration goes a long way, I responded via text polity gritting my teeth lol. Now he says around the original booking time. This says it all in that word around, so neither here or there kinda thing. His expected to not turn up, so any other bookings will get in. Just some times this has to be done when people are not sure.
« Last Edit: 29 August 2012, 12:38:50 pm by meetingdiversity »

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3263 on: 29 August 2012, 08:06:56 pm »
Yes thanks for that tip.

sarahyorks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3264 on: 29 August 2012, 08:08:55 pm »
Since I only work so many days a week I do use the available today function, it normally pays off well for me. But I do find since AW have banned you from putting available 'x'day on your summary things have gotten a little more hard work from an advertising perspective

Alexa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3265 on: 29 August 2012, 11:40:29 pm »
I don't know if this gets round it, or if it's different because I just webcam, but I have a tab on my profile called availability, and put a rough availability there (though still fairly specific with days and times and the like). Not been called up on it yet.
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3266 on: 30 August 2012, 11:39:49 am »
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Can I bring nappies and baby powder and we roll around wearing them?

Blocked!

He strikes again!

id like to book a overnight session for saturday night at a local hotel and id like us to play around in nappies like putting one on each other then kissing cuddling and fooling around in them also how do you feel about wearing a nappie and will this be the first time you've worn one and would you like any cream or powder on your pussy when you wear one as i'll after bring it so if that sounds ok let me know and i'll make the booking.

How about... read my profile first!  :FF Spent ages making sure that my profile explains that I work mainly Monday - Thursday during the day and that I only do outcalls with clients I've met previously.  I'm certainly not interested in this and I can't be bothered to reply but part of me is thinking that it might just be his thing.

Kitty_of_Herts

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3267 on: 30 August 2012, 12:48:58 pm »
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Can I bring nappies and baby powder and we roll around wearing them?

Blocked!

He strikes again!

id like to book a overnight session for saturday night at a local hotel and id like us to play around in nappies like putting one on each other then kissing cuddling and fooling around in them also how do you feel about wearing a nappie and will this be the first time you've worn one and would you like any cream or powder on your pussy when you wear one as i'll after bring it so if that sounds ok let me know and i'll make the booking.

How about... read my profile first!  :FF Spent ages making sure that my profile explains that I work mainly Monday - Thursday during the day and that I only do outcalls with clients I've met previously.  I'm certainly not interested in this and I can't be bothered to reply but part of me is thinking that it might just be his thing.

Nahhh, this guy gets off on making you read his dutty fantasies. I normally always reply with TL;DR. Or, as with the one you and I both just got, "If you can't be bothered to spellcheck your message then I can't be bothered to read it. Soz :)".
Heh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3268 on: 30 August 2012, 01:12:50 pm »
They must think we're bloody stupid  :FF


Hi,


I have a sort of strange fantasy so i hope you can help. I have never used an escort before and find the idea of paying for sex a little odd so i hope this idea is ok with you.


Here is the scenario:


How about we play cards. i will end up losing and you will win all the money (see how that works). Then we play for clothes and we lose even more. finally we end up doing things to each other. is this sort of thing ok?


Gary xx

Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3269 on: 30 August 2012, 01:26:30 pm »
They must think we're bloody stupid  :FF


Hi,


I have a sort of strange fantasy so i hope you can help. I have never used an escort before and find the idea of paying for sex a little odd so i hope this idea is ok with you.


Here is the scenario:


How about we play cards. i will end up losing and you will win all the money (see how that works). Then we play for clothes and we lose even more. finally we end up doing things to each other. is this sort of thing ok?


Gary xx

I actually have a client that does this as it eases his nerves.  I always win all the money and he always loses all his clothes first and then we can start the real fun.  Its actually a good laugh and a great way for those with bad nerves to relax and get to know you beforehand.  He may well be genuine so dont block him just yet.  I almost blocked mine but I was bored stuck at home so thought ok lets play and see what other crap he comes up with but he was genuine and is now a regular
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