Think the idiots are out in force today....
I had a client 2-3pm, these beauts were waiting in my AW inbox when I had finished:
At 2.43pm: "Hi I'd like an incall for an hour today please. My number is 07*********, please text to confirm"
At 2.47pm (yes, 4min after): "To say you ask for clients to write a Charlie Dickins novel of more that 3 words per email, I think it only courteous that you reply with at least the same. Thanks"
Me, at 3.06pm: "So sorry I did not reply to your email in the same second as receiving it, but as it states on my profile (directly underneath the bit about requesting your full life story in an email, obviously), I am not always online and I also have bookings during the day (as well as a life...), so it might be a while before answering emails. Also, just because a message is showing as read does not mean I have had the time to read it fully and type a response. Given your attitude in your second email, I'm going to pass on giving you an hour of my time as I think the 5 minutes it has taken to read and respond to your messages was too much. Thanks."
*block*
Idiot. Yeah, I ask guys to write more than 3 words in an email as all I was getting was "hi" or "you free?" and I kindly asked for a little effort when trying to make contact. As for the snotty response between emails... Jesus! I did manage to read his first message as my last client was showering, but only because I was waiting for another client to contact me about tonight. Jesus, they don't want much do they???
