I am awake at this time in the morning, because some stupid fecker, whose pecker is twitching, wants to have fun! For 70 pounds for the hour, and some class 1 substance!  arrrrgggggggg!

 Caller ...Hi, whats the difference between the half hour and hour booking? !!!!!. 
me   ... It is obviously the time you spend with me, price increases with time frame.
caller , whats the latest time you work till? (hate this question recently)
me.  it varies, so what time are you looking to book for ?
 caller.. Ill call you back in 5 mins.
ends call !!!!!

bet he wouldnt be so vague with making an appointment with the dentist !

Idiot: Are you free for an appointment tonight
Me: Yes.
Idiot: How do we meet?
Me: You come to mine, please call me when it's convenient.

Ring Ring: Yada, Yada sounds fine. Books in.

Me: texts landmark
Idiot: What kind of stockings and heels do you have
Me: Black lacy/ plain/ fishnet/ white. Black Heels. *Me thinking uh-oh.. tw alert*
Idiot: White with black heels please.
Me: No problem *Thinking: weird combo... won't look good at all... men and their crappy taste*
Idiot: What kind of things do you like?
Me: It's on my profile *thinks  *
Idiot: I'm cancelling appointment because I like to have a bit of banter
Me: I'm not a sex hotline. I'm now blacklisting you, don't contact me.
Idiot: Sorry AW has been a mine field lately. Sorry you get the brunt of it. I have met some weird people on there. Have fun I didn't mean to waste your time.
Me: Yup it has with time wasters like you! (I couldn't resist) Please leave me alone.
Idiot: I have met crack heads. Russian gangsters at my door step*. Sorry I have had some (insert bad word) nightmares. Normally if a lady has a bit of naughty banter before hand it shows she is good**. I didn't mean any harm sorry.
Me: Didn't reply.

20 minutes later: Would you like to meet at mine?
10 minutes later: If I give you my address I can't change my mind lol.


*Russian Gangsters, dear they are called the KGB...
** Yeah shows she is naive alright. Good at her job... not so much.

So much restraint to not reply.

HONESTLY 

I have had one, dont know if he's a TW or just weird.
Texted me on sunday asking if I ever tour London. Said yes sometimes if he kept an eye on my profile he would know when I was touring. Woke up monday to 10 texts all along the lines off 'Are you ok?' 'Why arent you answering?' ' Im really worried', got another text later saying when I come to London could meet as friends for a drink(yeah right like thats happening). Politely told him I couldnt give him what he was looking for. He replied that he wasnt looking for a relationship, explained again(was like talking to a brick wall) that no he seemed to be looking for friendship which he wasnt likely to get on an escort site and that there was sites out there for that type of thing. Dont think he understood lol, like I said either a TW or not quite there. Ok rant over
PS. Sorry if this is in wrong place.

Texts from TW.
TW- Hi are you free for car meet in ******** at 7?(Recieved at 18:21)
Me- Sorry I dont drive( and Im sure not going to spend 40min on a bus when youve got a car, didnt say this bit).
TW-What about in call?
Me- Dont do them
TW- Out call?
Me- Carmeets only this week(had to use travel money to pay bill).
TW- Ok how do I book?
Me- Which site did you get details from?
TW- Adultwork
Me- In which case I am marking you as a TW as it clearly tells you how to book on my profile(I know I couldve been nicer).
TW- Nice attitude! Will be sure to leave some feedback to warn others!(Oh no Im shaking he's going to leave negative feedback better offer him a freebie NOT)

IDK about this I think you were a little short with him and not particularly forthcoming with information...

xx

To be honest the guy was probably quite confused... you didn't stipulate any way in which to meet you, and you didn't say you weren't available, and I think by saying 'so how do I book you?' I think he meant... 'how can I get an appointment with you because you're making it quite difficult.'

xx

I know car meets can be dangerous which is why I ask for their full name, address, vehicle make, model, colour and reg and I choose the spot we go to, Someone else always has the clients details along with where Im being picked up, what time and how long I will be and know the spot I use.