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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3135 on: 06 August 2012, 04:58:24 pm »
"hi. Intersteing profile you intirgue me. I am 38 to busnesd man v bored and looking for a naughty young girl to at with. Very in to teacher school girl roleplay spanking and tie up.

I pass your area fairly offer. Will tomorrow lunchine intact if your free to play? I'd have called you but the wives home so can't speak. I'd like to get to know you a bit before we meet. Its slit more fun. Interested? Xxxxx"




 
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CatsEyes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3136 on: 06 August 2012, 06:59:04 pm »
Just got this exchange of texts -

"Booking?"

"Booking what?"

"Is this (my name)?"

"Yes"

"Hi there I'm john I'm looking for booking to relieve my stress" (well you could have just said that to start with idiot!)  ::)

"Ok great I'm available on Friday?"

"Is that earliest? also what does your adult service consist of? is there a price difference between  adult service and non adult service?" (what the f***?)

"all info is on www.mywebsite.com"

"ok thanks nice to see a pic of you at last. what adult service do you offer is it just whats on website? is a booking just looking at you naked available?"

 ::)   ::)    ::)

"Only what is on website is on offer. If you are looking for anything sexual in nature (including nude) as opposed to my social rates the full fee applies"

"I'm very respectful of all ladies wishes not just ladies in your profession so no worries there. (hahahaha that's why you've repeatedly pushed even though I've told you?) Is Friday earliest you can do (again)? How much for nude and nothing else?"

I just ignore. Which is what I should have done ages ago   :FF and what I'm thinking of doing to anyone who sounds remotely annoying.

then I get ...

"I see you don't offer anal is this correct?" (no it's just written for fun!)

aaaaaaaaargggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3137 on: 06 August 2012, 07:23:50 pm »
But he just wanted to look at you naked...why did it matter you don't do anal!  :FF
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3138 on: 07 August 2012, 12:12:41 am »
Freeview chat


activeboy22: hi bb
Friday: Hi there
activeboy22: escort?
Friday: escort yes
activeboy22: ok can you take panties on you and stand up a moment?
Friday: that makes no sense but the answer is no
activeboy22: i want to see your body
Friday: pics on profile
activeboy22: in profile pictures you are different
activeboy22: you are more fat at face.....
activeboy22: here you are more ok
activeboy22 leaves the room... by Leave it means KICKED OUT FOR LIFE!!  :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3139 on: 07 August 2012, 11:32:14 pm »
OOOH....Idiot (school hols?!) week for me ....! (and deleting NOW)

ALL different senders, received the last few days....!


email
SUBJECT: bbe
CONTENT: heyy


email
SUBJECT: sexx
CONTENT: let me no wen ur redy 4 it bbe


email
SUBJECT: plz fone me!
CONTENT: I LOVE YOU!


email
SUBJECT: hairy ?
CONTENT: your not that hairy


email
SUBJECT: phone
CONTENT: number


email
SUBJECT: fetish
CONTENT: how deep is your're bellybutton?


email
SUBJECT: meet
CONTENT: want ur pussy in my mouth call me wen ur free,i will lick ur til ur juicy puss pises in my mouth wid cum,if u tell me were u live i will be round tmrw


email
SUBJECT: hello
CONTENT: hey bbe jus saying hello
« Last Edit: 07 August 2012, 11:50:43 pm by Cat_BBW »
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3140 on: 08 August 2012, 12:30:44 am »
Text received a minute ago:

"I recognise the day is drawing to a close, and your profile is explicit about not replying to text, but rather than risk waking you I wonder if you have an appetite for entertainment tonight?"


I mention my working hours (11am-8pm) on the profile, in bold, *several times*.

He read the disclaimer re my aversion to text messaging, but texted me regardless  ???

It really annoys me when they acknowledge they have seen the (massive, bold, underlined) opening sentence of the profile and then make excuses, my personal favourite has got to be "I know you don't reply to text messages, but am in a meeting right now and can't call", at least 5 of those received every day!



 




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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3141 on: 08 August 2012, 12:40:05 am »
Quote from: pandora on 06 August 2012, 01:58:23 pm

The reply by text"ha ha ha, I booked three I am really randy, lol".

I had a similar one the other day, blacklisted him straight away, then a few hours later, lo and behold 4 missed calls from 'multiple.book.wanker'. No joy with the other lady then? :D
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3142 on: 08 August 2012, 01:00:51 am »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 07 August 2012, 11:32:14 pm
OOOH....Idiot (school hols?!) week for me ....! (and deleting NOW)

ALL different senders, received the last few days....!


email
SUBJECT: bbe
CONTENT: heyy


email
SUBJECT: sexx
CONTENT: let me no wen ur redy 4 it bbe


email
SUBJECT: plz fone me!
CONTENT: I LOVE YOU!


email
SUBJECT: hairy ?
CONTENT: your not that hairy


email
SUBJECT: phone
CONTENT: number


email
SUBJECT: fetish
CONTENT: how deep is your're bellybutton?


email
SUBJECT: meet
CONTENT: want ur pussy in my mouth call me wen ur free,i will lick ur til ur juicy puss pises in my mouth wid cum,if u tell me were u live i will be round tmrw


email
SUBJECT: hello
CONTENT: hey bbe jus saying hello
Oh my fucking god! I really hope you set him straight and blocked him!
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3143 on: 08 August 2012, 03:13:22 pm »
Quote from: MissKylie on 08 August 2012, 01:00:51 am
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 07 August 2012, 11:32:14 pm
OOOH....Idiot (school hols?!) week for me ....! (and deleting NOW)

ALL different senders, received the last few days....!


email
SUBJECT: bbe
CONTENT: heyy


email
SUBJECT: sexx
CONTENT: let me no wen ur redy 4 it bbe


email
SUBJECT: plz fone me!
CONTENT: I LOVE YOU!


email
SUBJECT: hairy ?
CONTENT: your not that hairy


email
SUBJECT: phone
CONTENT: number


email
SUBJECT: fetish
CONTENT: how deep is your're bellybutton?


email
SUBJECT: meet
CONTENT: want ur pussy in my mouth call me wen ur free,i will lick ur til ur juicy puss pises in my mouth wid cum,if u tell me were u live i will be round tmrw


email
SUBJECT: hello
CONTENT: hey bbe jus saying hello
Oh my fucking god! I really hope you set him straight and blocked him!

They were all from different people!
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3144 on: 08 August 2012, 04:18:58 pm »
Text from potential client:
Client- Available?
Me- Who is this?
Client- Think I have wrong person.
Me- Who you looking for.
Client- Can't say.
Me- Well how do you know you have wrong person?, whats the first two letters of their name?
Client: Cant remember
Me: Was it **********?
Client:Yes
Me: Ok thats me
Client: Whats youngest you will see?
Me: What age are you?
Client: Dont want to say?
ALARM BELLS ARE NOW RINGING.
Me: Well how do I know wether or not I would see you.
Client: 15
Me: Sorry Im not a bloody paedo.
Client: I wont tell anyone.
Me: Im not breaking the law.
Client: Prostitutions illegal anyway.
Me: Escortings legal actually.
Client: Oh sorry.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3145 on: 08 August 2012, 04:35:45 pm »
Voicemail from potential client: Hi can you come to Kilmarnock 4pm tomorrow, can pay ?30 for an hour ( laughter in background). IGNORED & BLOCKED.
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justgee84

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3146 on: 09 August 2012, 10:54:38 am »
Quote from: ilovedots on 06 August 2012, 04:58:24 pm
"hi. Intersteing profile you intirgue me. I am 38 to busnesd man v bored and looking for a naughty young girl to at with. Very in to teacher school girl roleplay spanking and tie up.

I pass your area fairly offer. Will tomorrow lunchine intact if your free to play? I'd have called you but the wives home so can't speak. I'd like to get to know you a bit before we meet. Its slit more fun. Interested? Xxxxx"

What the be-jesus?!?

Gotta love the text-speak/online translation/poor grammer.... Lost count how many emails/texts I get that make no sense, AT ALL... Probably really nice blokes and the odd spelling mistake/etc is ok... But when you get random words (sometimes not even full words, just random sounds!) it kinda puts you off....
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figa98

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3147 on: 09 August 2012, 11:42:37 am »
Keeping receiving one from a guy he justs texts his name and full address and time lol,nothing else,does it every week!
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Escort38

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3148 on: 09 August 2012, 06:45:33 pm »
Today:

Him
Can I see you this afternoon?

ME
I think so, any particular time to suit you?

Him
I have to get rid of the girlfriend first.

ME
Sorry I can't help you.

Then I said goodbye and cut him off. Ok I know we see guys who have girlfriends and wives and
they have to juggle their time and try to get away etc but this guy just had no diplomacy or style
at all.  There was just no need to mention getting rid of the gf but because he did it just made me
think he was either a timewaster or just a nob.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3149 on: 09 August 2012, 07:52:04 pm »
Quote from: Escort38 on 09 August 2012, 06:45:33 pm
Today:

Him
Can I see you this afternoon?

ME
I think so, any particular time to suit you?

Him
I have to get rid of the girlfriend first.

ME
Sorry I can't help you.

Then I said goodbye and cut him off. Ok I know we see guys who have girlfriends and wives and
they have to juggle their time and try to get away etc but this guy just had no diplomacy or style
at all.  There was just no need to mention getting rid of the gf but because he did it just made me
think he was either a timewaster or just a nob.

Bless you hun.  Good on ya. I'd of done the same thing actually.  The potential money kind of loses it value when it comes from someone so mean.  I would of found it difficult to be nice to him throughout the service too.  I once had a bloke ring me up and he was battling with his conscience and he asked for my advice.  He said it was his stag night and should he have one last fling!  I was like, honestly don't do it! xx
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