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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3120 on: 04 August 2012, 05:02:00 pm »
Quote from: Friday on 04 August 2012, 12:35:51 am
Call i just had...

Him: Hi can you do an Outcall now?
Me: where?
Him: *asks someone else" where abouts
3rd persons answers!!

I promptly hang up  ::)

Christ, that's crazy  :-X
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3121 on: 04 August 2012, 06:56:08 pm »
Just had this one on the phone:

(2min into the conversation, I was beginning to lose my patience by that point)
'Doctor': Are you ok with all fetishes?
Me: Well, it depends, what's yours?
'Doctor': I was thinking of the following scenario: I am the doctor, you're the patient, you say you have a sore throat, I look in your throat and you give me a blowjob.
Me: Sounds fun...
'Doctor': Do you still have your tonsils? It's part of my fet..
Me: *puts the phone down*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3122 on: 04 August 2012, 07:38:28 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 04 August 2012, 06:56:08 pm
Just had this one on the phone:

(2min into the conversation, I was beginning to lose my patience by that point)
'Doctor': Are you ok with all fetishes?
Me: Well, it depends, what's yours?
'Doctor': I was thinking of the following scenario: I am the doctor, you're the patient, you say you have a sore throat, I look in your throat and you give me a blowjob.
Me: Sounds fun...
'Doctor': Do you still have your tonsils? It's part of my fet..
Me: *puts the phone down*
I've had this one several times! Why did you put the phone down on the tonsils bit?
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pussycat

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3123 on: 05 August 2012, 12:46:41 am »
Just received this delightful email...


hey babe u r sexxy especially ur fat ass.
email me 4 wen ur ready babe, i waana fuck u hard especially ur ass, all night im gonna fuck ur ass lol.
looking forward to ya .
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3124 on: 05 August 2012, 02:45:16 am »
Quote from: pussycat on 05 August 2012, 12:46:41 am
Just received this delightful email...


hey babe u r sexxy especially ur fat ass.
email me 4 wen ur ready babe, i waana fuck u hard especially ur ass, all night im gonna fuck ur ass lol.
looking forward to ya .


Oh bet you couldn't get to the email quick enough!!
URGGH disgusting little man!

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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3125 on: 05 August 2012, 10:07:11 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 04 August 2012, 07:38:28 pm
I've had this one several times! Why did you put the phone down on the tonsils bit?

I normally don't spend more than 2min talking to people on the phone, unless they talk slowly but sound genuine AND tell me when/what time/how long they want to book. He ignored my questions re the appointment and desperately wanted to discuss his fetishes, also asked about roleplay at the very beginning of the conversation, to which I replied 'I am not massively into that' and he still proceeded to go on about it. Didn't sound like he was serious at all.
« Last Edit: 05 August 2012, 10:15:31 am by ilovedots »
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3126 on: 05 August 2012, 02:25:50 pm »
Quote from: pussycat on 05 August 2012, 12:46:41 am
Just received this delightful email...


hey babe u r sexxy especially ur fat ass.
email me 4 wen ur ready babe, i waana fuck u hard especially ur ass, all night im gonna fuck ur ass lol.
looking forward to ya .

What an absolute charmer!  ::)
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XxAnnaliseXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3127 on: 05 August 2012, 04:28:08 pm »
Quote from: Adriana on 23 July 2012, 10:33:30 pm
How's a girl to resist this lovely gents offer?  ::)

Hello

I have a mutually beneficial proposal

I can provide rent free accomodation to someone who is willing to help in light household work

Accomodation will be completetely free and you will get 24hr internet

So if you require a place to live then please get in touch

I am 32 yrs old and live with my partner and 2 kids in a very nice 2 bedroom apartment

Thanks

I got this one just after I went to London. Just ignored it, can't see how it's mutually beneficial at all and surely a cleaner rather than an escort is better to do housework!
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Rainbow24

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3128 on: 05 August 2012, 11:47:41 pm »
Quote from: pandora on 22 July 2012, 06:41:14 pm
Quote from: Rainbow24 on 22 July 2012, 12:44:59 am
My rate is 150/hr...or 70/half hour...


You need to fix your rate. 2 x half hour is 140, so better to book you for two consecutive half hours than an hour.

lol yeah I just noticed I mistyped, I'm 100/half hr not 70 lol  xxx
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Rainbow24

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3129 on: 05 August 2012, 11:51:17 pm »
Anyways, I just got this text...
"hi lottie r u open?"
!!!
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3130 on: 06 August 2012, 08:48:12 am »
Open?! What an ass!
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Vampera

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3131 on: 06 August 2012, 09:18:34 am »
I got this Text last Night....

"Hi Girl, I'm a coke dealer and am in your area so if you get any Clients that want some Coke just Text this number....."   :o

WTF!!!!!  I have never and would never do coke in my Life and have a strict "no drugs" policy when it comes to Clients....

What a wanker!!!!  I'm half in mind to go to the Police except I don't want to be mixed up with Drug Dealers....but have saved his number in my Phone so I don't ever accept a Booking with him by mistake!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3132 on: 06 August 2012, 09:31:29 am »
Quote from: BBW_Sexy_Desires on 06 August 2012, 09:18:34 am
I got this Text last Night....

"Hi Girl, I'm a coke dealer and am in your area so if you get any Clients that want some Coke just Text this number....."   :o

Sad part is, I've had a tiny few clients who ask me if I know anyone who sells. I'm like, I don't mind it if THEY are doing coke (hell, 2 overnights in my career have been from clients so high on coke they just easily shell out $700 or $800 and the next morning they let you go home, or in one case, I went home $800 richer that same night!). There's also been numerous other situations where client has proven more than generous during a bout of coke.

I don't really like trying to find that stuff, but if they can supply it's all well and dandy. By the way, I NEVER touch it. EVER. I don't even let them pressure me into trying it.
« Last Edit: 06 August 2012, 09:33:17 am by Blaine »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3133 on: 06 August 2012, 01:58:23 pm »
Was running a few minutes lateas builders had not left so texted client 30mins to time to say so.

To which he replied "Which escort are you?"

I sent one back "The one you booked at 1.30!".  Now knowing he wasn't turning up.

The reply by text"ha ha ha, I booked three I am really randy, lol".

Hopefully he won't get to see anyone.
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pussycat

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3134 on: 06 August 2012, 03:27:32 pm »
I'm getting a lot of charmers this week, just got this text...

Hallo! I would like to shag you at 5pm?
« Last Edit: 06 August 2012, 03:30:00 pm by pussycat »
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