I was up til stupid-o'clock this morning watching the olympics (I don't work weekends) and I'd forgotten to turn my work phone off.
As I was pulling it out of my bag it was ringing, being half-asleep, I answered it. This is how that convo went:
Me: (sounding rather more sultry than usual) Hello?
Guy: Er, Hi. You awake?
Me: No.
Guy: (sounding confused) Oh, sorry. I'll call back when you're awake.
Made me laugh, bless.
Had a lovely email yesterday which almost makes up for all the numpties out there:
"Hi Hun (it was from a regular),
I've had a horrible week. First it was work changing my shifts so I can't see you, then my car broke down, and now I think my wife is having an affair. I feel awful. I just don't know what I'm going to do if she leaves me. I mean, how could she? I work so hard so she doesn't have to work and then I find out she's bought her young, male friend an expensive watch and has been having "lunch" with him almost every-other day! I don't know how she dare lie to me about her whereabouts, after all we've been through... Women can be such lying, unfaithful little b*tches when they want to be!
Anyway, she thinks I'm off to a conference on wednesday and I was thinking of booking into (a very expensive hotel) and wondered if you'd like to join me for a few hours'? Also, I want you to get yourself a new dress, so I'm gunna drop off ?200 this afternoon to get one. Hopefully thats enough?
Can't wait to see you again darling."
I was rather slack-jaw at his description of women and how he feels about cheating... And he didn't drop the ?200 off!
