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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3075 on: 23 July 2012, 11:26:57 pm »
I'm so confused what happened to the posts about not replying??

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3076 on: 23 July 2012, 11:35:47 pm »
 
I'm so confused what happened to the posts about not replying??

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3077 on: 23 July 2012, 11:36:07 pm »
Yeah me too today only slightly different

Hello,
I am Engineer mark Joseph from Australia......little about me.I am
from Tasmania,
but I was raise in South Australia..I take medical check up
seriously with a great personalty.I will need you on my tour to Africa
on the 10th of August and i will be there for 8 days,I will need you to
escort me to Africa in Nigeria republic.just check your ads out and
found you so cool and decided pick you.Please mail me back if you want
to go with me. i am ready to offer you a good sum.Hope 2500 pounds per
day for one week (8days) is that okay? and upfront will be paid to you
even before you leave your state. All necessary document will be
arranged, so feel free to get back to me asap only if you are willing
to go with me.
Look forward to hearing back from you.Please do get back to me asap
because of other things at hand because am always busy and travels
alots.lol. I hope you can give me a maximum massages/ and a good
escorting service and lots! guess i will enjoy your service!
Get back to me as soon as possible

Engineer mark.


I actually responded "look stop sending me and every other girl this..... we know you send it to everyone lol"

strangely Engineer Mark did not respond...

Its beyond bizarre like those spam emails you get though it doesn't make any sense.. perhaps someone should pretend to be interested to see what happens.. It is probably a scam to get money or bank details of you or something odd like that. I dont believe it is escort related apart from they fact they are targeting escorts.

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3078 on: 23 July 2012, 11:39:13 pm »

I'm so confused what happened to the posts about not replying??

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Am I allowed to ask why? What was wrong with them?x

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3079 on: 23 July 2012, 11:40:25 pm »
Just guessing but it was off-topic and probably going nowhere.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3080 on: 24 July 2012, 10:47:05 am »
Here is another version of the scam email.  MODS: Please feel free to move this to a more suitable place if you feel appropriate.  I had a quick look but could not see one.  I dont want newcomers to be duped by these emails and that is why I am showing it.


Dear Friend,

For your kind attention, I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate a sum of  (US$6,500,000.00Million) to your personal bank account for the benefit of both of us.

This is a genuine business transaction, only that I can not operate it alone without using a Foreigner as required in my bank law, therefore I am contacting you to stand before my bank as the beneficiary next of kin of this fund, that is my reason of contacting you in this manner to assist me actualize this better opportunity, also to share the benefit together with me Insha'Allah.

You will be entitled to have 40% of this fund as a foreign partner, since you will provide a bank account where this money will be transferred to, while 60%will be for me, by indicating your interest on assurance of trust, I will send you the full details and how this business will be executed.

Please keep this proposal as a top secret between both of us because the secret of this transaction is as well as the success of it, and if you are really sure of your integrity, trustworthy and confidentiality reply back to me immediately to prove your integrity, And if you are not interested about this business delete it immediately in your email box.

I will be looking forward for your urgent response. ( dir.samip@rocketmail.com )

My best regards,,
Dir Sami P Adams
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It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
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Jan10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3081 on: 24 July 2012, 11:04:23 am »
well I had a text from a potential booking, after enquiring he said, "can I look up your skirt at your pussy and pull your lips apart for a good look up your hole?" ermmmm no
Hahaha, that's hilarious. I wonder if he's ever seen a real pussy before, because I'm pretty sure it is not a gaping orifice you can see up like a tube.  ::)


He probably comes armed with his very own metal speculum. Weirdo..
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3082 on: 24 July 2012, 11:10:25 am »
This little gem in my inbox today - I am so charmed my bags are packed and I am looking for my wedding dress!!! ;D

Hi my name is thomas.
 
You are sweet andt beatfuld lady with heart to feelings fuld out dear in leif.
 
Like to meet you four funther,leif andt
marrigiet.You mans sweets heart andt dream to lelving with.Will us the best to old time say that with heart andt feelings.Has many thinks to giving you andt us in leif.
 
Ay will be nice,sweet andt good over from you,some say dear.
 
Accept you andt your works,also forward beetween us.
 
Clear to be andt stay your good husbundt so soon you say yes.We has old to wind dearlig beatfuld sweet darling.P.S.Hope soon has a mail from you with your ansher.Good day to you andt your heat.
 
Best rengrats.


 ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3083 on: 24 July 2012, 11:22:08 am »
Just has this text message come through....

 " PRICE ? "
 

Lol men are idiots sometimes x


At least you have texters of many words, I've had u3? or worse 3? I don't know why but even though I find them annoying I can't help rolling with laughter at the way men expect you to think that contacting you that way is acceptable and warrants some kind of response?   ;D
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3084 on: 24 July 2012, 04:37:33 pm »
hey hunni, I want ur ass asap x


Do you really? Tough titties mate!

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3085 on: 24 July 2012, 11:05:57 pm »
Got a message saying just this:

'Late opening?'

Amused me greatly  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3086 on: 24 July 2012, 11:13:58 pm »
hello lady c you free in two weeks? it made me laugh.
can anybody add to their best..... ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3087 on: 24 July 2012, 11:42:09 pm »
i got one yesterday:

- him: Hi Ana. I have a huge incest fantasy that I need to discuss with someone.
- me:  Find a shrink.
-Him: Sorry I thought you would be open minded enough to discuss it.
- me: I'm not. Finda a shrink.
-him: Ok.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3088 on: 25 July 2012, 12:01:44 am »
Another one last week. Some webmaster I've never heard about texts me:

- him: Hi. my name is so and so and I'd like to offer my services for website design and SEO. I charge X and Y.
 -me: cool. let me take a look into your site and I'll think about it. How do you take payments?
- him: Through my bank account. Here's all my bank account info: (the guy sends me ALL HIS BANK ACCOUNT INFO by text)
-me: Er... Dude... you don't know me. I wouldn't reccomend if I were you texting your bank account info to all sex workers...just sayin
- him:why? are you going to hack my bank account?
- me: Er...No, I have no plans. I'm just saying that you shouldn't be texting your bank account details to tons of strangers in the sex industry as part of your "cold texting".
- him: oh. Ok. So I guess that if anything happens to my bank account I will know who did it.
-  me: Sorry but you need to polish your marketing skills big time.

Then he texts me all sorts of insults.

me- have a good day. Bye bye.
him- I will. But are you still interested in my services?
me: I said NO. Bye bye.
him: But I offer all these great deals like x and Y bla bla bla..


(god give me strength)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3089 on: 25 July 2012, 08:39:55 pm »
Text from potential client: How much 4 jst sex.

My reply: Eh what you think I normally do a cirque du soleil act 1st.

Their reply: Kwl much tht be
 
Sarcasm was obviously lost on this idiot