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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3030 on: 12 July 2012, 08:59:48 pm »
Wheeeeeyyy.. Just got this text -

'Hi, im looking for one hour of 69 asslicking x'

Noice!

lili69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3031 on: 12 July 2012, 09:29:25 pm »
Wheeeeeyyy.. Just got this text -

'Hi, im looking for one hour of 69 asslicking x'

Noice!

Wow - that must have been very hard to resist!  :-X

Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3032 on: 13 July 2012, 12:00:25 am »
Wheeeeeyyy.. Just got this text -

'Hi, im looking for one hour of 69 asslicking x'

Noice!

Seriously who's fault is this?? Who had made guys obsessed with putting there tongues here?!??! A year ago im sure the guys were not telling me how "cute my asshole" was WTF?!?

It's all I hear now..them wanting there tongue up my  :-X :-X :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3033 on: 13 July 2012, 12:23:54 am »
Wheeeeeyyy.. Just got this text -

'Hi, im looking for one hour of 69 asslicking x'

Noice!

Seriously who's fault is this?? Who had made guys obsessed with putting there tongues here?!??! A year ago im sure the guys were not telling me how "cute my asshole" was WTF?!?

It's all I hear now..them wanting there tongue up my  :-X :-X :-X
Ask Emily ;D
http://youtu.be/2EmWyw0KLJk

Liverbird

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3034 on: 13 July 2012, 12:45:47 am »
I don't mean our 'Emily' on here btw!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3035 on: 13 July 2012, 12:18:37 pm »
Wheeeeeyyy.. Just got this text -

'Hi, im looking for one hour of 69 asslicking x'

Noice!

Seriously who's fault is this?? Who had made guys obsessed with putting there tongues here?!??! A year ago im sure the guys were not telling me how "cute my asshole" was WTF?!?

It's all I hear now..them wanting there tongue up my  :-X :-X :-X

A year ago I was constantly being asked for hardsports/scat...now it's anal. Can't they all collectively find something else to be obsessed with?

DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3036 on: 13 July 2012, 12:24:54 pm »
Call just now inbetween cam sessions:

Idiot: "Hi is that Jess?"
Me: "No"
Idiot: "Who is this?"
Me: "Excuse me??"
Idiot: "Is that Diane?"
Me: "Diana, yes"
Idiot: "Oh hi, just saw you on cam and want to arrange a meeting, will call you back in a second..."

I guess he meant to call Jess after all as he didn't call back! LOL!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3037 on: 13 July 2012, 12:34:44 pm »
Phone rings. Answer it  and have following conversation:

him: Hiya love, is this Sarita?
me: yep, that's me
him: (presumably surprised by my accent) But I've been on your website and and it says you're from Liverpool and that's where you work from.
me: Yes, I do work in Liverpool.
him: But I thought you were a Liverpudlian because you're based there
me: It might come as a surprise to you but people do live in places they weren't born in. I live in Liverpool, I work in Liverpool but I'm not from Liverpool originally
him: I think I'd better ring you another time. We haven't got off to a very good start, have we?
me: no. Click

People are strange aren't they? This man seemed really annoyed that I haven't got a scouse accent, as though it was a deliberate deceit on my part to not spell it out on my website.

lady c

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3038 on: 13 July 2012, 03:44:57 pm »
perhaps i should put welsh girl working in leicesteron my profile just in case... silly man. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3039 on: 13 July 2012, 07:08:18 pm »
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Reading your feedback tells me you enjoy giving pleasure so in that regard we share a common theme. If we were to meet I would want to ensure you were having so much pleasure you may not want to let me go. Forgive the minor self delusion but it is a little bit accurate.

Await your response eagerly."
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3040 on: 13 July 2012, 07:39:30 pm »
I hope you've been able to contain yourself ilovdots. The strain of not replying must be terrible.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3041 on: 13 July 2012, 09:39:18 pm »
Oh my goodness, there are some absolute crackers here!

I've had a fair few myself - the gentlemen suggesting that due to their extraordinary length/girth/staying power/good looks etc I would feel so smitten and overwhelmed that I'd be unable to take their money are the most frequent of course, but the one who asked me the other day if I would enjoy being called a 'fat f***ing b****' during bookings was possibly my most difficult to resist...


ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3042 on: 13 July 2012, 11:02:58 pm »
I hope you've been able to contain yourself ilovdots. The strain of not replying must be terrible.

It is indeed! But I must to play 'hard to get' (i.e. ignore and forget), I will go out of my way to teach him this valuable lesson in the art of seduction :D 
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3043 on: 14 July 2012, 01:56:50 pm »
Another needy one has been on my case, really getting on my nerves now. Booked 2h for tomorrow, and keeps sending e-mails, trying to make sure it's still on, describing what he'd like to do, you know the type. I would normally have blocked him by now, but he does have very good feedback, plus he sounds lovely and normal on the phone. He's an older man, and I found that some of them can be a bit of a pain with all the questions, especially if they're new to this. I ignore his messages, hopefully he will get the idea.

It's a bit frustrating when you have to remind yourself to stay calm and polite, because at the end of the day there's nothing (well, apart from the fact that he's clearly bored) wrong with the guy and he seems genuine. You don't want to put him off but it really takes some effort!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

lili69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3044 on: 14 July 2012, 06:14:11 pm »
Email this morning - "hiya are you available today or tomorrow.  I am new to escorting and so I'm looking for a good time"

As opposed to long standing punters who are looking for a rubbish time?    ::)