Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599058 times)

Jan10 · « **Reply #2910 on:** 10 June 2012, 09:46:20 am »

Caller:I am thinking of booking you, I am sat here looking at your pics with my hard cock in my hand what do you suggest I do?
Me: I suggest you FK OFF!

Kimmy · « **Reply #2911 on:** 10 June 2012, 05:08:16 pm »

I wouldnt normally post stupid messages from clients but this one really blew my mind and definately took the biscuit, his poor wife!

I am looking for a beautiful young girl like yourself make fun and laugh about my marrige and force me to be unfaithfull to her.

I would like it very much if you made me bring pictures of her to you as you laugh about them and tell me how she is nothing compared to you and you have beaten her by making me do this.

You could call her names and even make me do this in our marital bed ?

Youth and beauty should come first ?

Prove how much better you are by making me do this and giggle about how you could ruin her families life if you wished to do so.

I have been with my wife for nearly 45 years and would love it if you would tell me how much more powerful and better you are than her.

She wont know anything that goes on, but you can grin in the fact youve made me unfaithful and maybe leave marks on me to show how you overpowered me into it.

You could find it amusing to mark my neck and put love bites there so she sees them and feels even more inferior ? This could make me visit each week.

Obviously just some silly fantasy but god I felt well sorry for her reading that lmao! Do you think this guy is being serious or not?

casey_kisses · « **Reply #2912 on:** 10 June 2012, 05:13:00 pm »

Quote from: Kimmy on 10 June 2012, 05:08:16 pm

I wouldnt normally post stupid messages from clients but this one really blew my mind and definately took the biscuit, his poor wife!

I am looking for a beautiful young girl like yourself make fun and laugh about my marrige and force me to be unfaithfull to her.

I would like it very much if you made me bring pictures of her to you as you laugh about them and tell me how she is nothing compared to you and you have beaten her by making me do this.

You could call her names and even make me do this in our marital bed ?

Youth and beauty should come first ?

Prove how much better you are by making me do this and giggle about how you could ruin her families life if you wished to do so.

I have been with my wife for nearly 45 years and would love it if you would tell me how much more powerful and better you are than her.

She wont know anything that goes on, but you can grin in the fact youve made me unfaithful and maybe leave marks on me to show how you overpowered me into it.

You could find it amusing to mark my neck and put love bites there so she sees them and feels even more inferior ? This could make me visit each week.

Obviously just some silly fantasy but god I felt well sorry for her reading that lmao! Do you think this guy is being serious or not?

This sounds rather familiar. Think that I have had this message before... and I know other ladies on here have received similar.

Just a fantasist. No point analysing it though, there are so many wrong things with someone like that. He's just another crazy person.

xx

xx

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #2913 on:** 10 June 2012, 05:35:13 pm »

He actually sounds like the kind of guy no one would want to marry !! Pathetic !!

Jan10 · « **Reply #2914 on:** 10 June 2012, 08:01:28 pm »

And as for leaving love bites on his neck. I could think of something more painful than a love bite. Dreamer

bananamuffin · « **Reply #2915 on:** 10 June 2012, 08:35:36 pm »

Quote from: Kimmy on 10 June 2012, 05:08:16 pm

I wouldnt normally post stupid messages from clients but this one really blew my mind and definately took the biscuit, his poor wife!

I am looking for a beautiful young girl like yourself make fun and laugh about my marrige and force me to be unfaithfull to her.

I would like it very much if you made me bring pictures of her to you as you laugh about them and tell me how she is nothing compared to you and you have beaten her by making me do this.

You could call her names and even make me do this in our marital bed ?

Youth and beauty should come first ?

Prove how much better you are by making me do this and giggle about how you could ruin her families life if you wished to do so.

I have been with my wife for nearly 45 years and would love it if you would tell me how much more powerful and better you are than her. She wont know anything that goes on, but you can grin in the fact youve made me unfaithful and maybe leave marks on me to show how you overpowered me into it.

You could find it amusing to mark my neck and put love bites there so she sees them and feels even more inferior ? This could make me visit each week.

Obviously just some silly fantasy but god I felt well sorry for her reading that lmao! Do you think this guy is being serious or not?

I've had this one too - he's full of ****.

lili69 · « **Reply #2916 on:** 12 June 2012, 10:18:41 pm »

TW's must have a central script they all use. Do they buy them off Amazon or something? ha ha

TW: I've never done this before, how does it work?
Me thinks: You pay me, I fuck you
TW: So do you come to me?
Me says: Well, you filled out a booking request with your address, so yes, I would come to you.
TW: How do I pay you?
Me says: In cash.
TW: What don't you like?
Me thinks: I knew this line was coming...
Me says: You've read my profile so you can see what I like. If there is something that you like that isn't on my list then you will need to look for a girl who has it on her list.
TW: erm, I might just have another read...
Me thinks: Yes you do that cos I now don't want to see you!
Me says: Yes, have a think about it and look around the site a bit more...

orchidperfume · « **Reply #2917 on:** 13 June 2012, 12:26:32 am »

Lili. I got an email saying same thing but i just deleted probably same time waster !

lili69 · « **Reply #2918 on:** 13 June 2012, 02:00:44 pm »

Thanks to all the great advice on this wonderful site my TW antennae are now finely tuned, its nice not to be taken in by them and have your time wasted.

River · « **Reply #2919 on:** 14 June 2012, 05:53:40 pm »

Quote from: orchidperfume on 08 June 2012, 07:24:52 am

He then says "do you do car meets?"
I just put the phone down on him!
Why not ask an escort for what she dosnt do and waste her time !!!!!!

I think you were a bit mean.
After all you advertise you are an escort,
so it's reasonable for him to assume you are a Ford Escort.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Ford_Escort_RS2000_MkI.jpg/260px-Ford_Escort_RS2000_MkI.jpg)
Out of interest, are you a Mk1, Mk2 or an RS turbo?

Mellow · « **Reply #2920 on:** 14 June 2012, 08:25:19 pm »

Got this one direct to my email (therefore NOT from AW)

I AM MARK P*** FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME ON
(+44702*********) I WILL NEED YOU
ON MY VACATION TOUR TO AFRICA ON THE 26TH OF JUNE AND I WILL BE THERE
FOR 8DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA.I JUST
CHECK YOUR ADS OUT AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU .PLEASE
MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD
SUM. HOPE 2,000 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS OK. AND AN
UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE.ALL
NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED BY ME SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO
ME ASAP. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME . PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP
BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT HAND BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY.LOL HERE IS MY
MAIL markp******@gmail.com JUST MAIL ME BACK OKAY?

Yeh I'm so packing my bags, especially since I get an upfront paid to me even before I go............

ilovedots · « **Reply #2921 on:** 15 June 2012, 04:00:30 pm »

Hello Alice,

You look divine; I'd love to meet you. A little about me, I have been told that I am a cross between Pierce Brosnan and George Peppard, (shame the latter is dead). 6ft tall trim and quite muscular. I'm on holiday right now so, also tanned.

the rest of the message is perfectly polite and normal, but the above paragraph just made me giggle so much

Bless him!

casey_kisses · « **Reply #2922 on:** 15 June 2012, 04:38:49 pm »

Quote from: ilovedots on 15 June 2012, 04:00:30 pm

Hello Alice,

You look divine; I'd love to meet you. A little about me, I have been told that I am a cross between Pierce Brosnan and George Peppard, (shame the latter is dead). 6ft tall trim and quite muscular. I'm on holiday right now so, also tanned.

the rest of the message is perfectly polite and normal, but the above paragraph just made me giggle so much Bless him!

The question really is does he mean a young George Peppard or an old one? Because the older he got the less attractive he became! (contrary to the belief that most men get more good looking as they age)

xx

bananamuffin · « **Reply #2923 on:** 15 June 2012, 04:58:19 pm »

Yes indeed, some men age distinguished, others don't.

There's a whole lot more nostril hair and ear hair as well. Yeuch.

This has made me laugh cos I know of the name George Peppard but can't really think who he is (must Google him in a minute) and am hoping it means I'm too young to remember him (which would be a first in a very long time lol!!!0.

Just googled - yes, I recall him now. Breakfast at Tiffany's - he was good looking in that but looks like he may have taken to the booze later in life (a route I am currently following!!) after a very stressful week.

As to the message this guy sent - ahhh, bless! He sounds ok really doesn't he!! God, if half of him is Pierce Brosnan I'd be ever so happy myself - yum. Good dry sense of humour always goes down well with me!!

River · « **Reply #2924 on:** 15 June 2012, 11:18:29 pm »

An occasional client. {He has tried this before}
i will have to pay tomorrow but i will give you my watch in the meantime
hey trust me i promise
Me: I'm a porn hooker, not a pawn Broker.

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