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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2865 on: 03 June 2012, 04:18:20 pm »
Did you reply...I was rather mean! Then deleted and blocked quickly before he could reply! lol Coward!
Amongst other things like not wasting my time and treating me like an idiot, I said if he ever became a physiotherapist to remind me not to see him, as a professional having a wank while on duty turns my stomach!

oops...I'm not in a very good mood today! TW's beware!

Unfortunately with AW when we block them they do not know for the emails they send just go to the great email ethos in the sky and look as though they are unread.  There is no indication that they are blocked as in hotmail when the email will bounce back to you.  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2866 on: 03 June 2012, 04:23:55 pm »
They can tell they?ve been blocked because the email is shown as deleted and unread at exactly the same time they send it. Granted some might think we are lightening quick at reading and deleting emails but someone with a brain would pick up it?s because they?re on the blocked list. It doesn?t deter people, they just get another AW account up and running.
Not sure what the case is when you block bookings from someone ? wonder of AW send them any notifications of this?
Back to topic, Jubilee weekend it bringing out the village idiots!
« Last Edit: 03 June 2012, 04:27:36 pm by Danae »

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2867 on: 03 June 2012, 04:26:46 pm »

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Unfortunately with AW when we block them they do not know for the emails they send just go to the great email ethos in the sky and look as though they are unread.  There is no indication that they are blocked as in hotmail when the email will bounce back to you.  >:(
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Oh well...no doubt he's gotten it all off his chest by now and his words are floating about in cyber space! LOL

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2868 on: 03 June 2012, 05:09:37 pm »
Did you reply...I was rather mean! Then deleted and blocked quickly before he could reply! lol Coward!
Amongst other things like not wasting my time and treating me like an idiot, I said if he ever became a physiotherapist to remind me not to see him, as a professional having a wank while on duty turns my stomach!

oops...I'm not in a very good mood today! TW's beware!

I replied : 'GET LOST!', and blocked him, my standard procedure these days...  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2869 on: 03 June 2012, 05:16:10 pm »
Ha ha...like it, straight to the point!
I don't usually reply and just delete/block, but I'm in a terrible mood today and that just wound me up.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2870 on: 03 June 2012, 06:02:02 pm »
On a couple of *special* occasions, when they kept coming back with new profiles after getting blocked, I directed them to this, followed by another block:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3LNL6wKhXA&feature=related  WARNING: gets very loud halfway through ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2871 on: 03 June 2012, 06:14:59 pm »
Ha ha ha:-) Brilliant!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2872 on: 03 June 2012, 06:33:35 pm »
I had a client today, who called me up and asked how many guys I'd slept with. I asked why, and he said he preferred to see girls who'd been with 10 guys or less? Hello, I'm an escort.  :FF

I have only SLEPT with about 5 guys, but had sex with 100's!

bananamuffin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2873 on: 03 June 2012, 06:55:32 pm »
I had a TW today.

But, I'm learning, and never even left the house - I phoned him at the pre-arranged time and got voicemail (this was my last call before I made my journey). Gave him 5 mins to respond or the booking would be cancelled. He didn't call so I stocked my belly up on lots of bacon, scrambled egg and tomato instead. (I'm very pleased that I learnt to do my final check before leaving the house - whoop whoop!!).

Anyway, I got onto the email and just prior to blocking him for eternity, sent the following:

Name: HIS NAME
Category: Timewaster
Action: Permanently blocked.

Impudent little pup!

I shall regard with even higher levels of suspicion than all 'normal' enquiries, those that come in in the later hours of the evening, especially from young men who (when they are p*ssed, stoned or high) and think that seeing an escort would be great fun, but haven't the nuts to see it through.

Know I should have just blocked him but hey ho!!

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2874 on: 04 June 2012, 05:15:47 pm »
Phone conversation 5min ago

PhoneWanker: Hi, I got your number from my mate

Me: Ok...(contemplating putting the phone down ;D)

PW: And he said you have cute little feet

Me: I guess...

PW: Do you have any pictures?

Me: Yes, on my page. Perhaps your friend could kindly tell you the details.

PW: That will take ages, can you just send me some pictures man?!

Me: I don't think so (laughing)

PW: How old are you anyway?

Me: Bye! (puts the phone down)

Schoolboys are out in the force today  :FF

Three no-shows so far, a few dubious bookings for later.

I've been painting my nails all day, making origami butterflies and trying to maintain my ZEN state of mind   :D
 

Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Sahrbear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2875 on: 04 June 2012, 05:43:35 pm »
he: So babe, tell me what you do. I mean when we meet.
me: Ummm...it's pretty self-explanotory I think.
he: riiiight. So what time are you free today?
me: I'm not free today actually, sorry.
he: So what time later?
me: Like I said...I'm not free today, at al.
he: Until what time?

. :FF

Or another one who text-booked. I don't take sms bookings!

He asked me for a discount because it's a "public holiday" so he's already blocked and then messages "meet you in an hour?"
me: "no sorry"
three hours later: "meet you in an hour".

I didn't reply and got "???" back. s-t-u-p-i-d.

danae

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2876 on: 04 June 2012, 06:00:50 pm »
Listen to this:

I got a call earlier on today from a very young sounding ?innit gangster type? asking if he could see me at 3pm. I asked him how old he was and he said 24 (hmmmmmmmm!!!), I said no sorry. He obviously picked up that age was an issue and tried to convince me he was older. I wasn?t convinced and didn?t like the sound of him anyway so I politely declined and said it would be better if he found someone else. Then blocked his number.

30 minutes later I get an online booking from a guy with no feedback (no biggie). Call him, he sounds ok so agree to meet at 5pm.
At 5pm I go downstairs to open the door and would you believe it, standing there, is this a scrawny teenager resembling a Twiglet crisp with the typical rudeboy jeans hanging off his butt. One of my arms has more meat on it than his scrawny little arse!  :-X

As soon as he opened his mouth I knew it was the teeny bopper from earlier on. I would say he was barely 18. He obviously got his mate to do the online booking using a different mobile number! So I ask him ?have we spoken before?? The idiot gleefully admits to the conversation in the morning and says ?see, I look older!?

I refused point blank to see him and told him why. Not only is the age thing a big put off (something he was warned about) but I can?t believe anybody would behave so desperately!

As his parting shot, he said I was a TW!!! Just advised him if he had accepted my polite ?fuck off? earlier on he could have saved himself a train journey and I wouldn?t have had to go to the effort of shaving my armpits!!

GRRRRR!!!!!!  :FF :FF

Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2877 on: 04 June 2012, 06:04:46 pm »
He asked me for a discount because it's a "public holiday" so he's already blocked and then messages "meet you in an hour?"


Do guys not get paid double or treble time for public holidays - tell them you want public holiday pay too - thats what I do when they ask me why I won't work Saturdays and Sundays.  Soon shuts them up.
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2878 on: 04 June 2012, 08:14:19 pm »
Subject: webcam shows

Hey hun, you are so gorgeous...stunning.
I got a proposition for you...

Basically would you be interested in some live fucking cam shows? There is alot of potential money wise and it be alot of fun. I can provide the space - you take all the profit ... I would basically be your cock to fuck on cam..
If your not interested then no problem. If you want to know more and want some pics then get back to me.

j

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Emily Bolton

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2879 on: 04 June 2012, 08:24:02 pm »
my first message on AW, sent within a couple of hours of joining

"hi emily im (someone who doesnt read profiles) and i live in (somewhere quite near) and i was just wondering how much you charger for the massage and handrelief,hope to hear from you soon.

(someone who doesnt read profiles) x"


please tell me it gets better! x