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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2835 on: 01 June 2012, 03:01:52 pm »
Quote from: Maisie on 01 June 2012, 12:55:38 pm
"Would you take 200 Silk Cut as payment for an hour?"

"I have a few Reduced Rate Cross Channel Ferry Tickets and I wondered if you would take them as payment?"

My first ever client paid for his first (and last, as I soon realised that he was a complete and utter retard) booking in cash, and for the next 2 months called and texted almost every day, trying to convince me to accept Waterstones vouchers as a payment for an overnight. I eventually managed to get rid of him by saying : "I will take you up on your offer, slip the vouchers through my letterbox today, I'll go and get my ?800 worth of books, and I'm all yours tonight!"  ;D
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2836 on: 01 June 2012, 05:03:45 pm »
Oh and welcome to the forum Maisie :)
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2837 on: 01 June 2012, 07:43:32 pm »
One today asking ''What is the service'' I tell him to read profile. He says his computer keeps crashing down. Dork.
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2838 on: 01 June 2012, 08:03:59 pm »
Quote from: improbablecats on 31 May 2012, 10:50:55 pm
"No, I'm rather expensive."

Thats my line too, not borrowed though.  Cheeky runts that they are. ::)
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2839 on: 01 June 2012, 09:08:54 pm »
Just got this text. ''Are you playing tonight?''
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2840 on: 01 June 2012, 09:28:47 pm »
Quote from: ladyofthemansion on 01 June 2012, 09:08:54 pm
Just got this text. ''Are you playing tonight?''

Oh I've had that one too ........................ do they think it is a game of tennis or something ?   Eejits.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2841 on: 01 June 2012, 09:31:09 pm »
When I switched my phone on this morning I had a text from an unknown client at 12.30am.  ''Why are you sleeping?  A boy has needs you know  :P" 

 ::) ::) ::)  He is promptly entered into my directory - 'Mr fucking Midnight' with the others.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2842 on: 01 June 2012, 09:53:44 pm »
Quote from: Clarabella on 01 June 2012, 09:31:09 pm
When I switched my phone on this morning I had a text from an unknown client at 12.30am.  ''Why are you sleeping?  A boy has needs you know  :P" 

 ::) ::) ::)  He is promptly entered into my directory - 'Mr fucking Midnight' with the others.
What a twat! I would have been like what do you mean why am I sleeping? That's what normal people do!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2843 on: 01 June 2012, 11:21:51 pm »
Earlier today I had
'what can I do to you?' what the hell!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2844 on: 02 June 2012, 12:59:21 am »
Quote from: blondieMK on 01 June 2012, 11:21:51 pm
Earlier today I had
'what can I do to you?' what the hell!

I suppose, "leave me a load of dosh and fuck off" might not have been the answer he was looking for! lol
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2845 on: 02 June 2012, 09:15:18 am »
Late last night I got many  emails from an adult work user name, * email me*
this guy calling himself  paul  kept  asking for hand relief,  and my mobile number, which i didnt give him, I ended up blocking him.
He had emailed my other escort friend asking where i was and could i do prostrate massage, bit different to hand relief !  ::)
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2846 on: 02 June 2012, 10:49:01 am »
Haha here we go :) This morning's first gem:
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Subject: Booking???

Hi,

I have tried to arrange things with you over the phone a few times without luck (because I blacklisted you, idiot ;D) so thought I would send you an email in the hopes that I might convince you to bend your rules and make loads of exceptions for me...
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I have been trying to think of a word that would sum him up, but English isn't my first language, so help me ladies... Is 'relentless' descriptive enough?

LMFAO  :D
« Last Edit: 02 June 2012, 10:53:22 am by ilovedots »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2847 on: 02 June 2012, 05:12:36 pm »
Just got this enticing message on AW:

'Hi sexy we meet Overnight out what day free to get together with me do let me know xxx'

He also sent me another message with his phone number, don't think he understands the concept of making a booking, you contact the escort, NOT the other way around  :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2848 on: 02 June 2012, 05:27:54 pm »
I keep getting texts (sometimes on a daily basis) from a guy I saved as TW(bigcock) because his original text said something along the lines of how he could get me to squirt with his big cock.  Why do guys always think big=best?

Latest text from him Get your lovely ass, tits and tight pussy to my hotel babe a s a p

Little does he know he is blocked.

I am sometimes tempted to say 'No I'll just send my tits!"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2849 on: 02 June 2012, 06:08:32 pm »
Adrianna I think I got the same texts from the same guy, it's worded literally exactly the same as that! He sent at least 3 texts saying the same thing and an email too... No thanks haha
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