Just a quick follow up to my last post about the fabulous 'opertunity' from the guys who wanted a freebie. I replied asking what they meant by a 'casting', here is their explanation...

subject: Re: new career opertunity

you would be expected in the casting to perform sexual acts on camera with our agent to show the review board that you have what it takes to make it in this industry. you would not be paid for this casting but you would have a very high chance of making large amounts of money with our company. if this is acceptable we can either have our agent call into your in-call address or set up a meeting between you both in a hotel. please contact us back asap to arrange a casting.


 

 

im looking to go to ab fabs in heathrow
the offer is for you to come to the club with me i pay for entrance fee drinks

Single guys hiring prozzies to access couples only swingers clubs...
Likely to piss off owners of said clubs if they are aware of this.

Quote from: ilovedots on 22 May 2012, 12:30:57 pm

im looking to go to ab fabs in heathrow
the offer is for you to come to the club with me i pay for entrance fee drinks

Single guys hiring prozzies to access couples only swingers clubs...
Likely to piss off owners of said clubs if they are aware of this.

I have a guy who's always asking to book me for couples only swinging parties. Bloody awful. No thanks mate!

I need service what only sex with condom , other service without condom .

classical sex with all position and condom, 69 sex, CIM ( come in mouth ) , CIF(come in face) , Doggie (sex style from behind) , extraball ( have sex many times nightly) , anal sex , BJ ( blowjob ) , oral sex without condom, rimming ，kissing, cunnnilingus, massages, strip, auto erotic, soft s/m, role play, GFE.. Fetish, Trampling, Golden Shower (give) , Group Sex, Orgy, Lesbian Sex, Full Service, Couples, Role Playing, toys sex, Massage: URO

jadda, jadda...got to be Word Whore Championship 

Got this charming email today.....

very expensive i rather go abraod in this recession
im going have a wank instead over ur pic ... cheaper
james

Wtf does this guy actually think I'd want to see him, what a tosser - go as far abraod (his spelllng) as you like matey

This gem:

hi will you laugh and make fun of me for being a 23 yr old ugly muslim virgin with a tiny 4.5 inch dick whos never been kissed too. I feel pathetic and I'm really horny. I would never look at pics of a TS and never message a TS if I was not this horny. Please make me wear girls panties. Please make me feel more pathetic and horny and never let me cum again. Please keep me like this.

Aaaaand...... BLOCK

Wasn't sure if to put this here or on the virgin thread as I'm sure he is one!

Virgin:hello there
I got a thing for older women and I always wanted to play with them, so I
was wondering are you for fun with Indian lad?
How much do you charge for oral sex?
Thanks
x
Me: All details are on my profile.

Virgin: Hey

Thanks for your reply.
Um sorry if you dont mind me asking, but I never done this before so can
you tell me how does it work?
Like If i wanna play with you then what do I do and where can i meet you
etc.
thanks x

Me: I only do out calls so would meet at your home or your hotel. You pay the money upfront for the time you want, then take it from there.
Again, everything you need to know is on the profile.


Virgin: oh ok.
Well i wanna kiss you first haha and see how it goes. If i like you more
then i pay you more.
I think i wanna do french kissing seeing as i never kissed an older woman
before. hehe

Me: You still don't seem to understand, you pay first....you don't pay extra for the more you want, the money is for the allotted time, not what you do in it. But I'll be straight with you, I wouldn't accept a booking now anyway as I'm rather bored with trying to explain, what is already on my profile. Sorry.


Was I too harsh? Just wound me up.
Not heard back!

Coty you were direct and to the point, far more patient than i would have been. And they guy needs to get* pay as you go for brain cells* i think mensa do them !!!!
O  xx