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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2745 on: 16 May 2012, 10:53:47 am »
Amy, I love the way you handled it and am actually quite tempted to try it out myself (if I may)  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2746 on: 16 May 2012, 10:58:21 am »
Thank you! I'm sure some of them would in fact try to look it up, and as much as I'd like to laugh about it, I can't... It's scary ( ;D)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2747 on: 17 May 2012, 06:41:28 pm »
i told a client i dont do anal and his response was...

"if i give you lots of oral and you cum and really enjoy it then would you consider anal?"

fcuking idiot! really...!?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2748 on: 17 May 2012, 09:34:57 pm »
I've used to get "I'm an escort, your an escort, let's just hook up and have sex with each for free?"

Erm, I'm an escort, not a slag :L

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2749 on: 17 May 2012, 10:22:53 pm »
I've used to get "I'm an escort, your an escort, let's just hook up and have sex with each for free?"

Erm, I'm an escort, not a slag :L

I hate those with a passion as well, it's beyond me that they think it ok to assume we're all gagging for it and won't miss a chance to suck on a random willy for charity lol I mean, come on, they can't be THAT stupid (oh wait... maybe they can) and definitely ought to give us a little more credit sometimes!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2750 on: 17 May 2012, 10:37:58 pm »
i told a client i dont do anal and his response was...

"if i give you lots of oral and you cum and really enjoy it then would you consider anal?"

fcuking idiot! really...!?

I have listed a-levels on my profile, but in one of the FAQ's explained that I am only willing to offer it to 'regulars' and that plenty of notice is required. But of course, they don't bother reading it! Some enquire on the phone, which is fair enough, but had a guy turn up today expecting a 15-min quickie (the minimum I offer is 30min) with anal...  ::)

I saw a profile the other day though, it really made me chuckle, the lady had a proper rant about how much she hated anal, how pointless and painful it was etc, followed by something along the lines of "but if your penis is small, and by that I mean REALLY SMALL, I can consider doing it for an extra ?50"  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2751 on: 18 May 2012, 12:27:22 am »
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I've used to get "I'm an escort, your an escort, let's just hook up and have sex with each for free?"

I've been a approached with a more elaborated version, which is "I'm a male escort doing duo partners with another female escort and after X years she's decided to quit the business so I'm looking for a new business partner. How about meeting for a shag and seeing if we want to work together? I have this long list of regular clients/couples waiting for me to get a new female partner and you can make $$$$ with me!"

good luck buddy. Funny thing is that some newbies fall for this crap.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2752 on: 18 May 2012, 10:46:07 am »
I had a guy yesterday who started to go into a lengthy story about how he has been trying to organise a trip with an escort, because his girlfriend died a year ago blah blah blah.  Not sure what the rest of the story was, as I just swiched off at that point and let him waffle on while I continued to do things on the internet.  Eventually he said he'd give me time to think about his offer and call next week. I just blocked him

Also another guy rang yesterday and it was a really bad line.  I couldn't hear him and on a few occasions said hello are you still there, to which I did hear(suprisingly)" shut up you stupid whore and let me finish".  I let him finish to a dead line.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2753 on: 18 May 2012, 12:03:00 pm »
Adam is back!!!!!

I?ve messaged you earlier from my other account ?adam?? but cannot remember its password now

You then said that my cock is of inadequate size to pleasure any women through penetrative sex and thus won?t be such enjoyable as it cannot get into the vagina or do penetration. Since then I?ve been doing a lot of work on this and came to conclusion that your view seems too unaware and uneducated of your own self and of your own vagina, as to how actually your vagina gets pleasure :/

So just to educate you, during sex there is NO need for the cock to go inside or to touch the G-Spot as the g-spot is actually the extension of your clit. With the size of my cock I can touch the clit of the women and which is equally pleasurable by women as if I?m stimulating her g-spot. So how do I lack size if there is actually no need of size and penetration???????? Lol



Hope this suffices and educates you about your vagina and how it is pleasured, and also hope that now you do reckon that my cock is by no way any different to any other cock, but you are free to rebut whatever I?ve told you and if you still think my cock is of inadequate size and less pleasurable. Do you have any reasons to what you have said previously??????

Oh if you wish to view the pictures of my cock again, then there are couple in my profile. Regards

Adam, the biggest porn star

Jeez I'm so glad that he educated me  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2754 on: 18 May 2012, 12:59:45 pm »
Adam is back!!!!!

I?ve messaged you earlier from my other account ?adam?? but cannot remember its password now

You then said that my cock is of inadequate size to pleasure any women through penetrative sex and thus won?t be such enjoyable as it cannot get into the vagina or do penetration. Since then I?ve been doing a lot of work on this and came to conclusion that your view seems too unaware and uneducated of your own self and of your own vagina, as to how actually your vagina gets pleasure :/

So just to educate you, during sex there is NO need for the cock to go inside or to touch the G-Spot as the g-spot is actually the extension of your clit. With the size of my cock I can touch the clit of the women and which is equally pleasurable by women as if I?m stimulating her g-spot. So how do I lack size if there is actually no need of size and penetration???????? Lol



Hope this suffices and educates you about your vagina and how it is pleasured, and also hope that now you do reckon that my cock is by no way any different to any other cock, but you are free to rebut whatever I?ve told you and if you still think my cock is of inadequate size and less pleasurable. Do you have any reasons to what you have said previously??????

Oh if you wish to view the pictures of my cock again, then there are couple in my profile. Regards

Adam, the biggest porn star

Jeez I'm so glad that he educated me  :FF


Is Adam a very hairy Asian man with pubic hair longer than his cock who constantly sends emails stating he has something to ask you? I wish we could meet up. I'd love to remove his 2mm protrusion, the gross little man.  I am sick of him assaulting my eyes with his nasty pics. I have blocked him on numerous occasions only for him to send more pics. ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2755 on: 18 May 2012, 01:21:08 pm »
Yep thats the one.  Everyone must have blocked him so he's started a new profile, his new name is Asmat

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2756 on: 18 May 2012, 02:45:59 pm »
Yep thats the one.  Everyone must have blocked him so he's started a new profile, his new name is Asmat

Yes had this one this morning and as I was bored I happily explained that I know my own body better than a wanna be who has never met me and that I would not let him rub his cock babreback against any part of me.  I then blocked him to get another email from 'to-ans-dani' yes another profile telling me that as he can get a woman pregnant he can obviously make her orgasm.  He even proved he can wear a condom (although he admits they do fall off by putting a photo of his tiny cock with a condom resting on the end of it.  I give up.  this is his 9th user name and every time I block him he comes back with another one. 

The worst part is he has been to see a couple of girls most were honest but one has fed his weird thoughts by leaving feedback that his cock made her orgasm so much arghhh :FF :FF :FF  So now he is emailing everyone to tell them they are idiots and do not know their body just cos one girl lied lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2757 on: 18 May 2012, 03:25:31 pm »
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I then blocked him to get another email from 'to-ans-dani' yes another profile telling me that as he can get a woman pregnant he can obviously make her orgasm

All the lunatics come from AW.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2758 on: 18 May 2012, 06:54:18 pm »
He probably paid his wife to leave him feedback. Hes a horrible little pest. The next email he sends me I am going to threaten him with the police the weirdo. I've seen better looking worms on a muddy wet day. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2759 on: 18 May 2012, 07:02:55 pm »
I've seen better looking worms on a muddy wet day. ;D

I nearly choked on my chocolate bar when I read that, what a great way to put it  ;D

Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.