This thread is making me LOL

Hahahahaha:-) You drive a heard bargain but yeah 50/50 sounds fair!
I'll just walk to the meeting to save on fares so I'll be ?2.50 up at the end of the night lol

why walk that money will go far you tight ass

Wow all that money, you lucky, lucky girls! If you need a driver, happy to oblige, if you wouldn?t mind paying me 50p out of that jackpot amount 

ill give you 55p as im feeling generous today, me and coty have got lucky.



sorry to all that missed out, first come first served basis. maybe next time? x

Just received a call at 5:30 am!
I miss the call but then I respond by text.

Me:Who is this ?

Fool :R u available ?

Me:When ?

Fool: Now

Me: NO. It's 5:50am and if you had read my profile , you also would have read the part where I say that I need notice.

Fool:So can u see me later and what's your name on adult world ?

Me:How did you get my number ?!

Fool: From adultwork ur the only sex (think he meant sexy)  black girl on there near enough

Me(panicking):So  if you found me on there , why are you asking for my name ? I'm lost

Fool:Cause I lost it i was on ipad it died so using my bb now

Me: Please refrain from calling so early. I need my beauty sleep.

[i]Fool:I told u because i lost ur page when my battery died m memory ain't to good and its full of fake ppl on there so can't find u[/i]

Me(now that he'd awoken me ,I was interested to see what he was gonna come up with):Anyways when would you like to meet , for how long and where ?

Fool:I'm in victoria and I was looking for a 2-3 hour 3sum. Me m friend and you.Were into all services not really anal though...

(I tell him off a bit then ask him what his AW profile name is) He then comes up with this:

Fool: I haven't got a profile on adultwork and what do you mean by a bit more precise me and my friend wana have a 3sum with sex and oral

(I tell him NO again) Then he says:

Fool: Could u meet me one up than

IGNORED....phone OFF....

"Can I send to a pic of my cock?"

Jesus H Cr*st - what do they think, that we're going to be straight on the phone going "Oh my GODDDD your c*ck is so beautiful I want to f you for HOURS - without condoms - with my two friends, for FREE". I all my life I can honestly say, there's only been a couple of willies that I've thought , uuuh, that is a thing of beauty. It's not a common reaction I have to say!

Men.

Quote from: Coty on 12 May 2012, 05:00:27 pm

"Can I send to a pic of my cock?"

Jesus H Cr*st - what do they think, that we're going to be straight on the phone going "Oh my GODDDD your c*ck is so beautiful I want to f you for HOURS - without condoms - with my two friends, for FREE". I all my life I can honestly say, there's only been a couple of willies that I've thought , uuuh, that is a thing of beauty. It's not a common reaction I have to say!

Men.

bwahahahahahahaha...oh man, next time someone sends me a pic of their dick I'm going to write all of that just for a joke!

Stopped doing OWO and man some men kill me.

I just got a call from a guy who said "can you tell me about your service". I already dislike this and alarm bells usually go because it's all on my website/ads

anyway I said "I don't do Oral without"
he: "what do you mean you don't do oral without?"
me: "umm...i mean I don't do it"
he: "why not?"
me: "because-"
he: "because I mean you're charging a very high rate and your clients are very upmarket aren't they"
me: "that makes no difference"
HE: "I think it does"
me: "look i have a boyfriend so i stopped oral without"
he: "you're working for your boyfriend"
me: "....no! but i stopped doing OWO out of respect for him" i don't even know why I was still on the phone with him by this point, i'm too polite!
and he continues....
he: "so okay i will see you if you do this service"
me: "i don't do that service"
he: "so you mean you wont do oral without?"
me: "..........No......."
he: "okay.....welll.....but-"
and i hung up.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I ring a pizza place and order chinese food? come on gentleman, USE YOUR BRAINS!!!!!

I hate the big cock thing. Stupid idiots.

Amy, I love the way you handled it and am actually quite tempted to try it out myself (if I may)