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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2670 on: 28 April 2012, 02:26:41 pm »
Quote from: strawberry on 28 April 2012, 01:44:10 pm

Some guys also like to phone several girls and decide last minute. That's up to them if they are prepared to be disappointed if the lady of their choice is no longer able to see them. Occasionally this disappointment isn't always expressed very well, but that's up to them.

Yes I would agree on a few occasions I have had guys phone me and ask if I am available in the next 10 minutes when I say sorry no I am not available until xx time some at times get disappointed and sometimes quite stroppy.  It is beyond me, I do not mind last minute at all but it is very much take their chance, if I can I will and it is worth a phone call to ask but it does annoy me when they get stroppy because I am busy!
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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2671 on: 28 April 2012, 02:29:23 pm »
Quote from: Juliette on 28 April 2012, 02:25:15 pm

Oh I realise that but I just think the idea of half these guys going to a 'meeting' so amusing! What kind of 'meeting' do they have in mind? Would be funny to ask what exactly these 'meetings' concerned. I suppose they think it sounds good and makes them sound like sophisticated professionals or something...
I just think its pretentious personally!
Its the same as this 'just had an urgent call back to work' at the last minute type things so pathetic that they can't just tell the truth!

They may be 'meeting' their wife girlfriend for shopping and need a little treat before they do!!!  I once had someone loose his girlfriend in Cribs and drive to me for half an hour session as he could not stand shopping LOL I cannot say I don't blame him I don't like shopping too much either!
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2672 on: 28 April 2012, 03:23:19 pm »
Quote from: Kristina Bristol Escort on 28 April 2012, 02:29:23 pm
Quote from: Juliette on 28 April 2012, 02:25:15 pm

Oh I realise that but I just think the idea of half these guys going to a 'meeting' so amusing! What kind of 'meeting' do they have in mind? Would be funny to ask what exactly these 'meetings' concerned. I suppose they think it sounds good and makes them sound like sophisticated professionals or something...
I just think its pretentious personally!
Its the same as this 'just had an urgent call back to work' at the last minute type things so pathetic that they can't just tell the truth!

They may be 'meeting' their wife girlfriend for shopping and need a little treat before they do!!!  I once had someone loose his girlfriend in Cribs and drive to me for half an hour session as he could not stand shopping LOL I cannot say I don't blame him I don't like shopping too much either!

'Meeting' can be used to describe all sorts of things, from business appointment to meeting the wife to go shopping - and is used widely by a wide range of people. I don't necessarily assume it means he's about to do a deal with Richard Branson. On the other side I've learned that the word 'appointment' is often assumed to mean I've a client lined up, when I actually arrange appointments in other areas of my life (as already mentioned). It's just words people use.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2673 on: 29 April 2012, 12:11:19 am »
Quote from: Meganx on 23 April 2012, 11:07:31 pm
Quote from: Jamie Drake on 23 April 2012, 03:51:33 pm
Had some strange ones but this is just sick  :-X

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Hello, this may sound a bit weird and im sorry for that, but reading all your profile and details, it seems to me that my daughter is one of your friends. would you meet me anyway?
thanks

How the hell can you tell your daughter is one of my friends everything on my AW is lies! name age ect i have one terrible picture on it and its not a face pic.

Also why would you want to book your daughters friend? you freak?

Sorry for the rant, i just skimmed threw 20 odd TW emails saw one that was respecful, polite THEN 2 emails in he askes "hun are you a horney girl hun?

Im not having a good day today PFFT :FF :FF :FF

I got this Email to? I was like, Where do you live? He replied "harrow" I said, You lived there all your life? he replied "yes" I replied, Well, That's funny because i've only been in london a few months, and dont socialise with any girls from "harrow" (making it clear I wouldn't know his daughter) I think it's some sort of sick role play he thinks of  :-X

What London? i live in Edinburgh......
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2674 on: 29 April 2012, 02:39:13 am »
Quote from: London honey on 28 April 2012, 09:50:34 am


text message from TW: Hi, can i call you?
ME: Yes.
TW: What number should I call?
me: um....the number you're sending text messages to.
TW: This one?

I turned off my phone.  :FF

This is sooo funny!!! x
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2675 on: 29 April 2012, 05:08:40 pm »
"Hi sexy babe

I have just viewed your profile . WOW !! Very sexy pictures babe .

Im looking to meet sexy lady for regular sex sessions .

I really like your pictures babe , very very sexy, made my cock hard . I've had a few wanks over them and need to taste the real thing .

Can we meet ASAP for session ? "

Hmmmmm.....let me think about it....NOPE! Delete/block!
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Phoenix

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2676 on: 29 April 2012, 06:06:37 pm »
Looks like I missed the opp' of a lifetime here girls..
 
Had a text on Monday from a guy I have seen once before. Boundary pusher ( nothing I can't handle ) and a bit of a fantasist.
Asked was I free Saturday night? ( Free? no. Not even reasonable for the area, sorry  ;D ). Replied yes, but could he confirm time and duration? Said he was out in Marbella and would confirm Wednesday. Fast forward to Saturday late afternoon:

Text: Sos babe was really busy. Yous still ok for 2nite?

( several hours pass as I am too busy to reply )..

Sorry Darling! Early confirmation is essential! Feel free to book another time though xx

( Several hours pass as he composes this cutting response )..

"It was to be a week long booking. Needed you out in Spain. Thought ?15000 would be enough. Sorry to bother you."

"I am not available for long bookings. You weren't bothering me. Best wishes xx "

?15000 or not - this dude  tried to stuff his willy into me without the condom. Not something I couldn't block with  strategically posted hands and a stern warning, but 7 days of that?? No thanks!

He also hints at sessions in exchange for Botox  jabs.

 The only jabbing of a botox needle would have been heading straight into his butt if he'd tried that again   >:(

« Last Edit: 29 April 2012, 06:08:12 pm by Phoenix »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2677 on: 29 April 2012, 07:54:25 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 29 April 2012, 05:08:40 pm
"Hi sexy babe

I have just viewed your profile . WOW !! Very sexy pictures babe .

Im looking to meet sexy lady for regular sex sessions .

I really like your pictures babe , very very sexy, made my cock hard . I've had a few wanks over them and need to taste the real thing .

Can we meet ASAP for session ? "

Hmmmmm.....let me think about it....NOPE! Delete/block!

Haha!! To be honest, I would have replied "Thanks for your message, please let me know when you have a definite date/time/place you'd like to see me" and then enjoy the silence afterwards ;D
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drizzyfan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2678 on: 29 April 2012, 08:02:06 pm »
I'm interested in an overnight booking in the next few weeks. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?300 - would this be possible?


If you hate asking, then why ask?
If you can afford a top hotel then why cannot you pay the price of stated for an overnight?
And if you have had overnighters in the past for ?300, then get in touch with them instead!
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improbablecats

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2679 on: 29 April 2012, 08:05:36 pm »
I've also had this message from this idiot. Many months ago, though.
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drizzyfan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2680 on: 29 April 2012, 08:14:16 pm »
So delusional,
why does he bother!

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MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2681 on: 29 April 2012, 08:21:43 pm »
Ladies just had this one from        Young-Cock-92 on AW


 Heyy There Babe,

I Was Just Contacting You To Tell You That If Your Interested In Doing A Free Session?

(((Check My Profile))) I'm 19 And sexy Spanish :)

> I Would Lick Your Pussy + Asshole Or Do Anything Else You Want :)

Also I Could Only Travel To Your Home Or Hotel

Take Caree x X x

 to which i replied saying i would love him to CUM to a hotel i( wasnt) staying at, in a room i (wasnt in )!!!! ha ha 
Ruby x
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2682 on: 29 April 2012, 10:08:12 pm »
What a waste!
« Last Edit: 24 January 2017, 04:45:28 am by River »
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2683 on: 29 April 2012, 10:36:40 pm »
Quote from: improbablecats on 29 April 2012, 08:05:36 pm
I've also had this message from this idiot. Many months ago, though.

Me too!
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2684 on: 29 April 2012, 10:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Secret R on 29 April 2012, 08:21:43 pm
Ladies just had this one from        Young-Cock-92 on AW


 Heyy There Babe,

I Was Just Contacting You To Tell You That If Your Interested In Doing A Free Session?

(((Check My Profile))) I'm 19 And sexy Spanish :)

> I Would Lick Your Pussy + Asshole Or Do Anything Else You Want :)

Also I Could Only Travel To Your Home Or Hotel

Take Caree x X x

 to which i replied saying i would love him to CUM to a hotel i( wasnt) staying at, in a room i (wasnt in )!!!! ha ha 
Ruby x


I've had this one too!!! They're really doing the rounds this weekend. They must all be stuck indoors because of the rain and got nothing better to do!
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