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KatieKurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2625 on: 20 April 2012, 05:29:19 pm »
Hi hun

I?ve been to the consultant (surgeon)and he has recommended me ?ligamentotomy? surgery to increase the size. The procedure will increase its size BUT BUT will make it VERY VERY thin. The mass from girth would be used to increase the size, therefore it would greatly decrease its thickness. According to the consultant, my cock will then not be more than the little finger and might have some erection issues as well.

I?ve told you this because if you can kindly give your opinion as to which form would be better, especially in regards to penetration, the penis in its shape as is now, OR a bit larger but a very thin penis? If you could kindly be specific about penetration, as I?m getting my cock extended solely for penetration so I like to know the pros and cons of cock being too small or too thin.
As being an escort and a women, you can personally tell as to which cock you prefer sex wise. So kindly if you could tell which cock will be better and why, and why other would not be so pleasurable, eg thin cock gives less feeling in vagina, small cock cannot penetrate etc, what ever your analysis., whatever pros and cons you think of.

Or you think this would not make any difference either way giving pleasure to a women

There are 2 pictures of my cock in my profile. The picture in which I hold my cock is of ERECT cock, if you wish to view them.

Much thanks and I really appreciate your help, as to then I can decide whether I should have an operation after considering which cock is more preferred. xxx

Adam... is at it again -

Do you think they just send the same email to a block group of escorts!? Hoping someone will answer. I'm afraid I just delete & block them. This one has been around ages.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2626 on: 20 April 2012, 08:03:45 pm »
Iv got an fantasy just wonder if ur able to do it babe, wel here goes lol:) wonderin if your able to fulfill my fantasy, well what I'm after is to be kidnapped by you from the streets or from your front door and then blindfolded and gag me in boot of your car before we go back to yours where you tie me up and torture me sexually. Or kidnap me from door and then tie me down before you tourment me sexually until finally given in. Hopefully can do the first one as its my personal favourite and wud love to try it with you hun, I think it'll go under casual escort service/femdom babe. Hope you can do so and hope to hear from you soon hun xxxx

I wonder what the 'this is a TW' rating figure is with the use of the words 'babe' and 'hun'??!!  Jeez.

I'd love to pick him up in a ?60 car bought from a scrap yard then just leave him there. Forever. Sorry, only joking...... xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2627 on: 20 April 2012, 10:12:15 pm »
 :FF

I do not want to talk to men on the internet tonight, I don't wanna discuss the ins and outs of my gender and body.

boring boring annoying and sometimes mildly upsetting!!!

I hope i get my nice guy. i want mooney!!

ahem..rant over *strolls into the office*

MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2628 on: 21 April 2012, 03:51:51 pm »
I am mony I came to you befor but was so long no see you cal me when you can new mobile *79461283** call me now miss you
  I have absolutly no clue as to who this person is, came today as an email!!!!!
 
             
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2629 on: 21 April 2012, 06:37:17 pm »
Just in;


Hi love, if you could kindly assist me on my important decision

I?m planning to go for an enlargement but before that I like to see the views which opposite gender may have, therefore it is my request if you could kindly provide your views on it.

There are 2 pictures of my current cock in my profile. The picture in which I hold my cock is of ERECT cock, if you wish to view them.

I?ve been to the consultant (surgeon) and he has recommended me ?ligamentotomy? surgery to increase the size. The procedure will increase its size BUT BUT will make it VERY VERY thin. The mass from girth would be used to increase the size, therefore it would greatly decrease its thickness. According to the consultant, my cocks girth will then be not more than the little finger and almost the same length as little finger. And might have some erection issues or lack of sensation.

I?ve told you this because if you can kindly give your opinion as to which form of cock would be better for a women (in this case you), especially in regards to penetration, the penis as small as in pictures OR a bit larger but a very thin cock? How would you feel my tiny cock in your vagina AND on the other hand how you might feel a very thin cock? Which cock you might find more pleasurable and touching the sensitive spots in vagina.

If you could kindly be specific about penetration, as I?m getting my cock extended solely for penetration so I like to know the pros and cons of cock being too small or being too thin.

As being an escort and a women, you can personally tell which cock would be more pleasurable penetration wise and any feeling you might get of them. So kindly if you could tell which cock will be better and why, and why other would not be so pleasurable, eg thin cock gives less feeling in vagina, small cock cannot penetrate etc, whatever your analysis., whatever pros and cons you think of. I wont mind whatever you say on this

Or you think this would not make any difference either way giving pleasure to a women


Much thanks and I really appreciate your help, though at the end I have to make my own decision but your views help me to understand the broader aspect as to whether the current is better to after might be better.


.................


LOL!! Cock photos never fail to amuse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2630 on: 22 April 2012, 12:52:54 pm »
And this cheery PM on AW:

k first i am not a slave but i like pain & want to record my session for online business, I was just wondering how can I make an appointment also could you tell me the cost as-well this will be my first time. The thinks i want to do in session are listed below:
First Tied my legs & hand with rope so that I become helpless and deeptroat me up 20min & then put gag in my mouth &tied me up then Whip my ass with leather , strap ,paddle insanely UP TO 30min non-stop until I bleed & my ass look like a burn rotten hot chilli . I really like pain I want you to destroy my ass so I can fell pain all the week no mercy, no safe word, inhumanity
we can also book private chamber or dungeon to play this kind of session
I want to experience the most cruel ts mistress who can label the worst marks on the butt with cigarettes ,paddle,strap n belt
No safe word
AND I WILL ONLY CALL AN HR BEFOR WHEN YOU FINALIZE THE DATE THANX


Dear deluded.
So what you are asking me to do are actions which are specifically covered by the law: Assault occasioning actual bodily harm ABH, a statutory offence of aggravated assault. In England, a person guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm is liable, on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years.
And you wish me to film said assault.

Your feedback is hidden. Is this to avoid potential sub-judiciary infractions of forthcoming cases?
Think I'll pass, ta.....
 

kizzie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2631 on: 22 April 2012, 02:11:43 pm »
Had various texts from the same number over last few days, all under various guises, I finally sent reply.    "Whenever suits you. Im hardly going to miss the chance to chat to a medical miracle! I have never before heard of a stroke victim one day unable to talk and the next, no problem! And have time to pick up foot fetish hobby to! Good for you! Give yourself a sank, sorry I mean the clap, sorry i mean A clap".    Lol, well!

kizzie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2632 on: 22 April 2012, 02:15:01 pm »
Should read a wank, sorry. Bloody predictive text!

MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2633 on: 22 April 2012, 03:20:54 pm »
Kizzie youre one must have been healed in Lourdes France beforehand thats where they all go isnt it for miraculous healing.  crippled for life, then walking the next day after the hand of faith and the dead rise again no doubt !!!! shame they cant cure some of the men on AW !
Ruby x

Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2634 on: 23 April 2012, 11:30:16 am »
This delightfuloffer in my in box; No feedback on AW

 
hi
please check my profile for pictures!


im quite new to this sort of work and am looking for likewise minded people to help build each others profile with pictures and movie clips. i have a full hd camcorder with hd16mb still picture capability.

im hoping to build up some footage and would like to know ifn this is something you would be interested in? i would work to any level and preferably protected work but can provide certification upon request.

let me know if this is something that we could discuss and perhaps agree on getting this sorted, also if you know of any other female models that could help or are interested please let me know.


look foward to hearing from you

franky

My reply:

Hi Franky

Thank you for the mail, yes of course you can take pictures to build your online gallery. Ialso work with some one who would be more than happy to take pictures of us together for you to use on your site.

My usual rates apply plus the photo and filming fee so for an hour that would be ?150.00 if you want someone else to take the phiotos of us together then the fee for that will be an extra ?50.00

Let me know how you would like to proceed.

Kisses Kris x

I will await to hear from him but I am not holding my breath as I think he is after free sex - I may be wrong but I doubt I am!
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2635 on: 23 April 2012, 03:51:33 pm »
Had some strange ones but this is just sick  :-X

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Hello, this may sound a bit weird and im sorry for that, but reading all your profile and details, it seems to me that my daughter is one of your friends. would you meet me anyway?
thanks

How the hell can you tell your daughter is one of my friends everything on my AW is lies! name age ect i have one terrible picture on it and its not a face pic.

Also why would you want to book your daughters friend? you freak?

Sorry for the rant, i just skimmed threw 20 odd TW emails saw one that was respecful, polite THEN 2 emails in he askes "hun are you a horney girl hun?

Im not having a good day today PFFT :FF :FF :FF
Formally known as Mia-may however I have changed my name (and whole escorting persona) for personal reasons, hope you all don't mind :D

River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2636 on: 23 April 2012, 04:16:15 pm »
Had some strange ones but this is just sick  :-X
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Hello, this may sound a bit weird and im sorry for that, but reading all your profile and details, it seems to me that my daughter is one of your friends. would you meet me anyway?
thanks

Proposed reply:
[Draft]Even weirder than you think hon,
I am your daughter
....Hi Dad![/Draft]



I dare you to send it, I double dare you!    ;D

scottishmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2637 on: 23 April 2012, 04:19:21 pm »
Im so tempted  ;D  ;D  ;)
hahaha il think about it, but deffo post his reply (if i get one :P )
Formally known as Mia-may however I have changed my name (and whole escorting persona) for personal reasons, hope you all don't mind :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2638 on: 23 April 2012, 05:07:34 pm »
From TonyWithaBigCock on AW (pics on profile)

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You need a big cock. I can always travel up to you.

Tony
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So I replied with rates and availability and expect to never hear from him again, but lo and behold :

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Hi,

So since we are both escorts shall we not bother about money and just have fun, we can have lots of sex...:-)

Happy to take pics with you and you can upload them on your profile without my face being shown.

Since I responded that being an escort means I'm more likely to be bothered about the money than your average girl and have no intention of taking pics with a stranger he seems less enthusiastic about having lots of sex.

As a side note - what did he think I was expecting? "Have a lot of fun and play subbuteo?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2639 on: 23 April 2012, 10:21:04 pm »
From TonyWithaBigCock on AW (pics on profile)

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You need a big cock. I can always travel up to you.

Tony
x

So I replied with rates and availability and expect to never hear from him again, but lo and behold :

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Hi,

So since we are both escorts shall we not bother about money and just have fun, we can have lots of sex...:-)

Happy to take pics with you and you can upload them on your profile without my face being shown.

Since I responded that being an escort means I'm more likely to be bothered about the money than your average girl and have no intention of taking pics with a stranger he seems less enthusiastic about having lots of sex.

As a side note - what did he think I was expecting? "Have a lot of fun and play subbuteo?"

I have met Tony three times for escort bookings where he paid me.  The funniest was when he contacted me to say that he had a photoshoot booked with a lady (Curvy Mandy) but the photographer had let him down and did I know any.

Cut a long story short, I did the photography with his digital camera. I got my full hourly rate and Mandy did it for free, for photos for her profile.  And she had driven over an hour to shag him for nowt!!!!! Unbelieveable.

He asked me if I wanted to join in, but I passed and had a cup of tea whilst I waited for my driver to take me home. Hilarious.

He is a nice guy but loves a freebee.  He is also obsessed by how large his cock is, (average).