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XxAnnaliseXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2535 on: 31 March 2012, 05:45:30 pm »
Quote from: Kristina Bristol Escort on 31 March 2012, 12:53:46 pm
message received on AW

hi i would like to know alittle more about you please text me when you can 0********* with price for 1 hour

Reply

Really!!! Please take the time to read my profile and then get back to me with sensible questions.

 :FF :FF :FF

I had this too and I'm based in Manchester. Was it a follow up to one saying I'm free all next week?
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2536 on: 31 March 2012, 06:31:03 pm »
Quote from: Tipping The Velvet on 31 March 2012, 05:45:30 pm
Quote from: Kristina Bristol Escort on 31 March 2012, 12:53:46 pm
message received on AW

hi i would like to know alittle more about you please text me when you can 0********* with price for 1 hour

Reply

Really!!! Please take the time to read my profile and then get back to me with sensible questions.

 :FF :FF :FF

I had this too and I'm based in Manchester. Was it a follow up to one saying I'm free all next week?

Is this the AW lady, kinkinikky or something I think her name is - been spamming everyone this afternoon.
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2537 on: 31 March 2012, 06:43:36 pm »
Quote from: strawberry on 31 March 2012, 06:31:03 pm
Quote from: Tipping The Velvet on 31 March 2012, 05:45:30 pm
Quote from: Kristina Bristol Escort on 31 March 2012, 12:53:46 pm
message received on AW

hi i would like to know alittle more about you please text me when you can 0********* with price for 1 hour

Reply

Really!!! Please take the time to read my profile and then get back to me with sensible questions.

 :FF :FF :FF

I had this too and I'm based in Manchester. Was it a follow up to one saying I'm free all next week?

Is this the AW lady, kinkinikky or something I think her name is - been spamming everyone this afternoon.

Yep I got the email too and I'm in Scotland.  Could it be the same one that was spamming everyone last week ?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2538 on: 31 March 2012, 07:43:11 pm »
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« Last Edit: 13 May 2015, 03:15:37 pm by LouLou37 »
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divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2539 on: 31 March 2012, 11:21:23 pm »
Received this text five mins ago (despite saying I don?t accept texts on my profile and ffs if you must text at least write it properly!!!):

RudeBoy: Hi, I seen ur ad on internet and want u to b my escort. Am u gonna b free tmrz evening
Me: I think you meant to say you?d like to book me. ?I want you to be my escort? makes you sound like a pimp...are you?
RudeBoy: Lol, it came dwn wrong, not as i intended. Is dat u in foto?, dnt like suprises
Me: And I don?t like rude boys ? Ciao!

 ;D
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robinlondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2540 on: 01 April 2012, 08:05:19 am »
Quote from: divine_madonna on 31 March 2012, 11:21:23 pm
Received this text five mins ago (despite saying I don?t accept texts on my profile and ffs if you must text at least write it properly!!!):

RudeBoy: Hi, I seen ur ad on internet and want u to b my escort. Am u gonna b free tmrz evening
Me: I think you meant to say you?d like to book me. ?I want you to be my escort? makes you sound like a pimp...are you?
RudeBoy: Lol, it came dwn wrong, not as i intended. Is dat u in foto?, dnt like suprises
Me: And I don?t like rude boys ? Ciao!

 ;D

lolol Well done!
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EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2541 on: 02 April 2012, 12:40:55 am »
Quote from: Phoenix on 31 March 2012, 09:57:28 am
I detest being in the company of what I assumed was an ok client who suddenly comes out with a heap of racist diatribe and thinks I won't mind as I am white -  and you are right, they usually don't admit to racism, but I have come across guys who are very openly proud of it.  :-[

That or misogyny or homophobia.  Sometimes I just wish men would keep their mouths shut.
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2542 on: 02 April 2012, 12:58:08 am »
Just got this beauty!

Subject: super free one hour thai body relax massage offer end soon
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hi my name is john. I am a professional massage therapist. I am working in
central London STAR HOTEL担 massage parlour. I came to London in two years
agreement for star hotel massage parlour.

totally free of charge. no any hidden coast. totally free of charge. you
don't need make any payment. totally free.

Now i give you offer one hour Sri Lankan, Thai, Singapore free body relax
massage. This is not sexual service. If you like please reply me or call
to my mobile. Totally i give you free full body relax massage for one
hour. I can come to your place. Remember this is not sexual service. If
you like please send me your mobile number and when you want massage? What
time you want massage? Please send me reply soon. Offer end date March 7th
April. This is my mobile 075354451**.

First you get massage from me. Then you know about your body relax. Really
very very good and fantastic massage for your body.

if you like only i can lick your pussy and ass. but no fucking. if you
only like i can lick your pussy and ass.

Lovely kisses from
John


sexy licking from
sex John
SPECIAL  MASSAGE THERAPIST
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2543 on: 02 April 2012, 01:02:03 am »
Oh god, I made the mistake of looking at his profile and pics...Now I want to heave! :-(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2544 on: 02 April 2012, 10:47:06 am »
Quote from: Coty on 02 April 2012, 12:58:08 am
Just got this beauty!

Subject: super free one hour thai body relax massage offer end soon
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hi my name is john. I am a professional massage therapist. I am working in
central London STAR HOTEL担 massage parlour. I came to London in two years
agreement for star hotel massage parlour.

totally free of charge. no any hidden coast. totally free of charge. you
don't need make any payment. totally free.

Now i give you offer one hour Sri Lankan, Thai, Singapore free body relax
massage. This is not sexual service. If you like please reply me or call
to my mobile. Totally i give you free full body relax massage for one
hour. I can come to your place. Remember this is not sexual service. If
you like please send me your mobile number and when you want massage? What
time you want massage? Please send me reply soon. Offer end date March 7th
April. This is my mobile 075354451**.

First you get massage from me. Then you know about your body relax. Really
very very good and fantastic massage for your body.

if you like only i can lick your pussy and ass. but no fucking. if you
only like i can lick your pussy and ass.

Lovely kisses from
John


sexy licking from
sex John
SPECIAL  MASSAGE THERAPIST

I've had this three times, posted about the first time on this thread ;D And yes, I did mention that his cock is the shiniest, blackest one I've ever seen - certainly nothing sexy at all about those pics!!
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EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2545 on: 02 April 2012, 02:23:55 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 02 April 2012, 10:47:06 am
Quote from: Coty on 02 April 2012, 12:58:08 am
Oh god, I made the mistake of looking at his profile and pics...Now I want to heave! :-(

And yes, I did mention that his cock is the shiniest, blackest one I've ever seen - certainly nothing sexy at all about those pics!!

idonotwanttolookoutofcuriosityidonotwanttolookoutofcuriosityidonotwanttodothis...
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2546 on: 02 April 2012, 04:14:51 pm »
Quote from: EvaBeeva on 02 April 2012, 02:23:55 pm
idonotwanttolookoutofcuriosityidonotwanttolookoutofcuriosityidonotwanttodothis...

Believe me you really don't! lol
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divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2547 on: 02 April 2012, 05:13:34 pm »
Email from ?Richard Gere?:-

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Hello ******

I came across your profile and must say you are a very beautiful lady. You seem like a really nice girl; can I ask what brings you to this? I would very much like to get to you know and date you personally. You seem just like the sort of woman I would like to share my life with. I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home! If you are interested please email me back and we will take it from there.
Yours, RG xxx

My response: I think you?ve been watching Pretty Woman too much or perhaps you accidentally clicked on ADULTWORK instead of Match.com???!!!!  ::)

Sheesh you just have to love the deluded sods with the ?prossie saviour? complex  lol  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2548 on: 02 April 2012, 05:47:20 pm »
Quote from: divine_madonna on 02 April 2012, 05:13:34 pm
Email from ?Richard Gere?:-

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Hello ******

I came across your profile and must say you are a very beautiful lady. You seem like a really nice girl; can I ask what brings you to this? I would very much like to get to you know and date you personally. You seem just like the sort of woman I would like to share my life with. I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home! If you are interested please email me back and we will take it from there.
Yours, RG xxx

My response: I think you?ve been watching Pretty Woman too much or perhaps you accidentally clicked on ADULTWORK instead of Match.com???!!!!  ::)

Sheesh you just have to love the deluded sods with the ?prossie saviour? complex  lol  :FF

LMFAO!! At his message and your post!

I'd be very interested to know if any other ladies received the same  8)


(Oh, and when he says "I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home!" - soooo, he's that attractive that he needs to ask prozzies to be his girlfriend...??! IYSWIM!)
« Last Edit: 02 April 2012, 05:50:54 pm by Cat_BBW »
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divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2549 on: 02 April 2012, 05:53:07 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 02 April 2012, 05:47:20 pm
Quote from: divine_madonna on 02 April 2012, 05:13:34 pm
Email from ?Richard Gere?:-

Quote
Hello ******

I came across your profile and must say you are a very beautiful lady. You seem like a really nice girl; can I ask what brings you to this? I would very much like to get to you know and date you personally. You seem just like the sort of woman I would like to share my life with. I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home! If you are interested please email me back and we will take it from there.
Yours, RG xxx

My response: I think you?ve been watching Pretty Woman too much or perhaps you accidentally clicked on ADULTWORK instead of Match.com???!!!!  ::)

Sheesh you just have to love the deluded sods with the ?prossie saviour? complex  lol  :FF

LMFAO!! At his message and your post!

I'd be very interested to know if any other ladies received the same  8)


(Oh, and when he says "I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home!" - soooo, he's that attractive that he needs to ask prozzies to be his girlfriend...??!)

I know Cat!!! Lol

It really made me laugh, which in light of recent events I really needed, but what got me is the seriousness of his email. I don't think he meant it as a joke or pee take which makes it even more ludicrous. Where do these guys get off? I like where he says he'd like to date me "personally". Really? What other types of dating are there? Via Msn??!

As for me taking him to meet my mum....hmmmm, she'd chew him up and spit him out before he could say Jack Flash lol.
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