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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2520 on: 29 March 2012, 02:23:17 pm »
hi sorry i dont have the asking price, but if you fancy coming over to mine staying the night i promise i will cook you breakfast in the morning i will also give you ?30. I know its not loads but i am the same age as you and i?m not your regular weirdo on this site haha. Anyway i know its a stupid offer but please email me back .X

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Cheeky!!!  Very funny though and I bet he was shocked you were not grateful and snapped up the delightful little offer!

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2521 on: 29 March 2012, 02:45:55 pm »
hi sorry i dont have the asking price, but if you fancy coming over to mine staying the night i promise i will cook you breakfast in the morning i will also give you ?30. I know its not loads but i am the same age as you and i?m not your regular weirdo on this site haha. Anyway i know its a stupid offer but please email me back .X

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Christ, what an attractive offer. He must make a pretty good breakfast  ::) :FF

RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2522 on: 29 March 2012, 11:11:43 pm »
On the phone... "hi will you dress as a school girl and pretend to be 14, and call be daddy" * hang up* . Too far! Also been pestered by the big black cock man again ... Told him I knew what he was up to, and to have a nice day...then I hung up lol.

Also been booked by a lady claiming to be a female escort... ::)

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2523 on: 30 March 2012, 11:58:42 am »
Also been booked by a lady claiming to be a female escort... ::)

You may well have been.  I've been all excited over being booked by a lady, only to discover it was a fellow escort booking a threesome for a client.
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2524 on: 30 March 2012, 01:46:56 pm »
On the phone... "hi will you dress as a school girl and pretend to be 14, and call be daddy" * hang up* . Too far! Also been pestered by the big black cock man again ... Told him I knew what he was up to, and to have a nice day...then I hung up lol.

Also been booked by a lady claiming to be a female escort... ::)

God, what a creep! x

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2525 on: 30 March 2012, 06:56:06 pm »
A bit off topic but this woman makes me laugh (it's all about strippers)  http://diaryofanangrystripper.com/customers-to-avoid-list/
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused

sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2526 on: 30 March 2012, 07:29:01 pm »
'hi i love it when a sexy girl humiliates me by insulting my wife! love
bitchy women, especially when they are fitter and hotter than my wife'

...that's it, the whole content of the email...his point being??

divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2527 on: 30 March 2012, 08:18:49 pm »
Absolute gem from AW:

Received this email from today from AW. Should say I?m Indian and I asked this guy when he called for appointment to send me a BR on AW online before I would give out my address details...

Hi,
Thanks for speaking to me earlier ? you sound well hot! I can?t wait to meet you.
I?ve put through the Booking Request like u asked me too. I hope u look as good as your photos You really are so beautiful! I?ve never had sex with a pa** before but in your case I?m willing to make an exception lol. Are you really Indian? You look very fair and you write very well too...were you born in this country...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah

I stopped reading when he mentioned the P word, deleted his booking and blocked his dumb ass permanently. FFS how dumb can you be??? Why book an Asian escort if you have such vile views???!!

Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2528 on: 30 March 2012, 08:36:21 pm »
Absolute gem from AW:

Received this email from today from AW. Should say I?m Indian and I asked this guy when he called for appointment to send me a BR on AW online before I would give out my address details...

Hi,
Thanks for speaking to me earlier ? you sound well hot! I can?t wait to meet you.
I?ve put through the Booking Request like u asked me too. I hope u look as good as your photos You really are so beautiful! I?ve never had sex with a pa** before but in your case I?m willing to make an exception lol. Are you really Indian? You look very fair and you write very well too...were you born in this country...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah

I stopped reading when he mentioned the P word, deleted his booking and blocked his dumb ass permanently. FFS how dumb can you be??? Why book an Asian escort if you have such vile views???!!

My jaw dropped at the P word! And not only that, he goes on to quantify his vile views!! YUCKKK! Bet he has just as lovely views about women too! Just be thankful you're not his wife  >:(

divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2529 on: 30 March 2012, 08:43:52 pm »

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My jaw dropped at the P word! And not only that, he goes on to quantify his vile views!! YUCKKK! Bet he has just as lovely views about women too! Just be thankful you're not his wife  >:(

I know Cat same here: here's the thing he saw my pics, (I show my face in my pics because I'm a brazen hussy ;D), read my profile, speaks to me and then still feels it's ok to use that term in correspondence with me.

Complete ignorance, I dare to say that if I'd challenged his views, I'd have received a typical response along the lines of "oooh I'm not racist, my sister has a black/blue/yellow boyfriend" etc etc. Not worth the energy or breath x

sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2530 on: 30 March 2012, 08:50:07 pm »
Absolute gem from AW:

Received this email from today from AW. Should say I?m Indian and I asked this guy when he called for appointment to send me a BR on AW online before I would give out my address details...

Hi,
Thanks for speaking to me earlier ? you sound well hot! I can?t wait to meet you.
I?ve put through the Booking Request like u asked me too. I hope u look as good as your photos You really are so beautiful! I?ve never had sex with a pa** before but in your case I?m willing to make an exception lol. Are you really Indian? You look very fair and you write very well too...were you born in this country...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah

I stopped reading when he mentioned the P word, deleted his booking and blocked his dumb ass permanently. FFS how dumb can you be??? Why book an Asian escort if you have such vile views???!!

My jaw dropped at the P word! And not only that, he goes on to quantify his vile views!! YUCKKK! Bet he has just as lovely views about women too! Just be thankful you're not his wife  >:(

yep ...EUUWW...what a vile man.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2531 on: 31 March 2012, 09:57:28 am »
Absolutely vile little man and fortunately for you he showed his true colours immediately.

I detest being in the company of what I assumed was an ok client who suddenly comes out with a heap of racist diatribe and thinks I won't mind as I am white -  and you are right, they usually don't admit to racism, but I have come across guys who are very openly proud of it.  :-[


ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2532 on: 31 March 2012, 12:32:44 pm »
I have told racists to leave in the past. I won't tolerate it.

MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2533 on: 31 March 2012, 12:34:53 pm »
Tera i couldnt help laughing at the awful spelling  in his request!!!!

Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2534 on: 31 March 2012, 12:53:46 pm »
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hi i would like to know alittle more about you please text me when you can 0********* with price for 1 hour

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Really!!! Please take the time to read my profile and then get back to me with sensible questions.

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