I've joined the club today. I noticed he sends an average of 50 emails every time he logs in. On those grounds, I reported him as a spammer   

maybe we should all send him exactly the same message!!!  On other thoughts no thats probably what this guys wants some attention poor little soul mush have lost his way!

Yes, fantastic idea! x

     This guy was just so fucking ridiculous that i have to post it.
He seemed normal for about 30 seconds but then i asked for his name, and he said he couldn't give it because of his " really important, high stakes job" and "why should you get my name if i don't get yours" so we go back and forth for a little while, but eventually i give up. As soon as i start ignoring him, he gives me his name and we start  planning the booking. Then he asks me to take a picture specifically for him in this weird pose so that he knows "i  am who i say i am" i almost didn't do it but i had already spent hours talking to him that i didn't want to be wasted
    So i think it's finally  all set up and then he asks me to cut my rate in half and of course i told him too bad it's not gonna work out (i thought he had a super important high stakes job). And then he starts listing all the reasons that i should let him pay half: i don't have big boobs, i'm too skinny, i'm short, and on and on. He thinks that i should just basically be happy that he wants to give me any money at all,
    I had spend all day nursing this guy's insecurities about sending his name and what have you so i just kind of lost it and told him "i've been really accommodating of you since this is obviously your first time but fyi it's really fucking rude to send a girl a list of everything you don't like about her. I am clearly not your type but believe it or not there are guys out there who actually find me attractive so i'm not nearly as desperate for your money as seem to think which is why i can tell you to go fuck your self"

Any guy who emails me asking for my "advice" or opinion on their cock/girlfriend/cookery skills, my reply is along the lines of: "please send me your email address so that I can send my advice and invoice you for my time". Usually stops the emails. Until a few months later and they forget who they've spammed and start again

Cheers me up, anyway

Received last night!

'Hi Juliette my name is Michael, I've just seen your adultwork advert, was wondering if I could take a shot in the dark and see if you accept items worth money rather than actual cash.
It's just I don't get paid until Monday now, and have been away on holiday, I really want to see you though.
Let me know either way thanks.

x'

Gold bullion would be nice, but seriously go down to the pawn shop and sort it out yourself!
You have absolutely no money and yet are contemplating seeing an escort? I find it pretty hard to be sympathetic with this sort of crap, do none of these guys have savings plans or any sort of mechanism whereby they put money aside???
Your half-hour rate is ?60 and I want to offer 50 ('as that's all I have'), so you're going to make yourself penniless! Seriously!?
What do you mean this is 'all I have'? You must be pretty bloody stupid if you truly only have ?50 in the entire world and want to spend it on a 30 minute sex session! 

Ruby, I don't know if it's some sort of problem with your keyboard but can you please stop posting in all capitals? It's rude to shout at other members, against the forum guidelines and making me want to jump off something high.

Received last night!

'Hi Juliette my name is Michael, I've just seen your adultwork advert, was wondering if I could take a shot in the dark and see if you accept items worth money rather than actual cash.
It's just I don't get paid until Monday now, and have been away on holiday, I really want to see you though.
Let me know either way thanks.

x'

Gold bullion would be nice, but seriously go down to the pawn shop and sort it out yourself!
You have absolutely no money and yet are contemplating seeing an escort? I find it pretty hard to be sympathetic with this sort of crap, do none of these guys have savings plans or any sort of mechanism whereby they put money aside???
Your half-hour rate is ?60 and I want to offer 50 ('as that's all I have'), so you're going to make yourself penniless! Seriously!?
What do you mean this is 'all I have'? You must be pretty bloody stupid if you truly only have ?50 in the entire world and want to spend it on a 30 minute sex session! 

Dear god, what a tosspot! Words truly fail me.

Quote from: Juliette on 01 March 2012, 03:42:08 pm

Received last night!

'Hi Juliette my name is Michael, I've just seen your adultwork advert, was wondering if I could take a shot in the dark and see if you accept items worth money rather than actual cash.
It's just I don't get paid until Monday now, and have been away on holiday, I really want to see you though.
Let me know either way thanks.

x'

Gold bullion would be nice, but seriously go down to the pawn shop and sort it out yourself!
You have absolutely no money and yet are contemplating seeing an escort? I find it pretty hard to be sympathetic with this sort of crap, do none of these guys have savings plans or any sort of mechanism whereby they put money aside???
Your half-hour rate is ?60 and I want to offer 50 ('as that's all I have'), so you're going to make yourself penniless! Seriously!?
What do you mean this is 'all I have'? You must be pretty bloody stupid if you truly only have ?50 in the entire world and want to spend it on a 30 minute sex session! 

Dear god, what a tosspot! Words truly fail me.

I know I've been attracting so many people with 'fee' problems recently who want to try it on, its pretty soul-destroying really especially when my prices are very much at the cheaper end of the scale anyway and I don't skip on services offered.

If I ever met a haggler the experience for him would be so lousy I doubt it'd be worth it, plus I wouldn't be happy he wouldn't be a total prick and ask for some money back.

I think its better not to see those with 'money issues' at all, if they've brought the subject up and don't understand that they've just ruined the experience for themselves entirely making me bitter by kind of suggesting that maybe I'm 'not worth it' then they're going to be a complete pain in the arse to deal with in a session too.

I can appreciate people are a bit hard-up at the moment but so am I!