Quote from: Miss Ruby on 10 February 2012, 08:47:52 pm

i have had emails froma guy asking could i attach vacumn cleaner to his cock and turn the machine on!

Quote from: blondieMK on 11 February 2012, 07:50:10 pm

The vacuum guy also emails me and the friend I work with lmao x

And me. He stopped when I said the vacuum was broken and asked if the paper shredder would do?
R xx

Maybe the can of pop is a sweetener, since no-one has taken him up on the cash offer! I've changed my mind, I'm holding out for ?250, can of pop, and a bag of crisps....

Mid Jan:
Colin "delete my number" Think im curious bout transexuals wot do u look like and how big r u
Jodie (Template reply) I don't accept texts. www.--- is my website. I'm available, phone me.

First of Feb:
Colin "delete my number" Know u dont do text but want to know wot services to expect first timer very nervous thanks
Jodie (Template reply) Look, the law says I have to hear your voice to ensure you are an adult. I can't help with your nerves, I'm an escort, not a shrink.
He then phones. Normal client enquiry follows.

Later the same day
Colin "delete my number" Hi its colin we spoke today do u have any pictures of yourself u can send me thanks
Jodie (Template reply) www.--- is my site with full details.
Later:
Colin "delete my number" Thanks for that jodie u have lovely breasts want to sef what i have in my pants lol
Jodie Seriously no. Only when you spend time with me.
Colin "delete my number" Shame looking at u in the black dress got me hard
Jodie No more texts

Three days ago:
Colin "delete my number"  Hi Jodie spoke to u last week how much was it to c u thanks
Jodie Hi Colin  ?160 for an hour, I'm available from 5pm today
Clearly freaked that I'd logged his name/number: 
Colin "delete my number" Ok please delete my number will phone if i can get there jodie what will u have on today
Jodie Lingerie...of course
Colin "delete my number" I know that hun what sort u so funny paint the picture for me
Jodie Your text has EVERY hallmark of a timewaster. I don't do wank texts...  I'm an Escort. You have seen my pics. Decide:
Visit me or don't.
End of....
Colin "delete my number" How rude get rid of my number please and don't text to wank i text because im married thankyou for your time
Jodie Then why not try: "Not cheating" on the woman who bore you your children
(educated guess on my part  )
You come across as a timewaster so I'll hold onto your number, thanks. 
Colin "delete my number" No iv made a mistale delete my number wont bother u again thanks
Jodie Mistake? ...Only you can. tell. I'm just an Escort, not a psych. No more texts from you would be nice.
No way will I delete your number because that's a safety issue for me. I won't contact you either, so chill....
Colin "delete my number" Just delete it wont contact u again be sure of that again thank you
Jodie Not goin g to happen. I could lie to you and you'd never know. But I prefer to be honest.
You either STOP TEXTING ME (as you promised) and nothing happens, ever.
Or
You keep requesting me to delete your number and I keep refusing for my own safety.
The second option is very boring.
So I respectfully suggest you stop texting
And we can both go do something useful like charity work
or write a poem which subsequently inspires a whole generation and improves society for the next 100 years...
Or
we both go watch Ski-Sunday* on the telly!
In all likleihood the 'Ski-Sunday option' being the most likely for both of us. 
Colin "delete my number" Thats fine that number better not fall into the wrong hands do apologise be happy


_{*A lie coz I never watch the telly}