Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599299 times)

Your Tera · « **Reply #2310 on:** 02 February 2012, 04:53:22 pm »

Quote from: Rooby on 02 February 2012, 04:35:56 pm

Tell him I'll do it but only if I get to keep the car afterwards...!
R xx

Hahahahaha!! Genius!! With pink slip-- do they call them that, here??

duskymaiden · « **Reply #2311 on:** 02 February 2012, 07:38:27 pm »

Quote from: Rooby on 02 February 2012, 04:35:56 pm

Tell him I'll do it but only if I get to keep the car afterwards...!
R xx

Lol, girls...this sounds the sort of booking that Billy Piper would get in 'Secret diary of a call girl' I may just challenge/houmour the gentleman by replying and asking to call me if he indeed is a genuine client and see if I get a reply

Liverbird · « **Reply #2312 on:** 02 February 2012, 08:07:27 pm »

Tell him you'll meet him half way regarding his desires. You bring your friend (she will entertain farmer, who is waiting in the wings)... then if the car gets stuck in the mud, she can help tow it out...after all she IS number 1 in the female WWE Championships

W.x

strawberry · « **Reply #2313 on:** 02 February 2012, 08:25:40 pm »

Guy mailed me on AW offering me ?30,000 if I could find him a slurry pit to jump into. He appeared very serious said he'd give it to me in cash!!!I advised him that would be a massive security risk, and not one I'd be willing to take and refered him to Farmers Weekly.

Liverbird · « **Reply #2314 on:** 02 February 2012, 08:36:49 pm »

OMG! that happened to me in real life ffs! I didn't jump in, I fell in one! I will never forget that day for as long as I live.

I was wearing a denim jacket and a pair of jeans. I was on a chicken farm.(I used to keep 4 hens in my back garden)
The stench was atrocious! I washed my clothes on a 60 degrees vigorous machine wash... the metal buttons came out absolutely gleaming, apparantly it's all the amonia from the chicken shit.

?30'000? If you're tall like me, you'll make it out of the slurry pit, just...
Ask him how tall he is? If he's less than 5' 6", take him there and leave him. When he's eventually found, he'll come up 'all shiny and bright.'

W.x

duskymaiden · « **Reply #2315 on:** 02 February 2012, 08:46:09 pm »

Quote from: wileycoyote on 02 February 2012, 08:07:27 pm

Tell him you'll meet him half way regarding his desires. You bring your friend (she will entertain farmer, who is waiting in the wings)... then if the car gets stuck in the mud, she can help tow it out...after all she IS number 1 in the female WWE Championships

W.x

Lol, Wileyycoyote, yeah would just love to wind the guy up like he is trying to me..

duskymaiden · « **Reply #2316 on:** 02 February 2012, 08:46:51 pm »

Quote from: strawberry on 02 February 2012, 08:25:40 pm

Guy mailed me on AW offering me ?30,000 if I could find him a slurry pit to jump into. He appeared very serious said he'd give it to me in cash!!!I advised him that would be a massive security risk, and not one I'd be willing to take and refered him to Farmers Weekly.

Lol, what a div x

River · « **Reply #2317 on:** 07 February 2012, 03:30:23 pm »

Quote from: LouLou37 on 25 January 2012, 07:38:51 pm

Quote from: River on 25 January 2012, 06:44:40 pm
... Reading this back, I come across as unstable & stalky like...so at least that's accurate...[/i]

I do exactly the same. I have 1000s of numbers saved on a number-indexed system on my computer. I have rolodex ...
(please tell me you are not joking ... cause I am being deadly serious... If you are joking I must be the only stalky paranoid sex worker out there!)

Yep totally. At least I recognise my personality flaws. Which is a good line.
A bit like those top officials who say "We've learned from this mistake"
when talking about a train that fell off a viaduct into the sea drowning
1500 people. Like that throw-away line makes it ok.

River · « **Reply #2318 on:** 07 February 2012, 08:34:39 pm »

Quote from: browneyedgirl on 02 February 2012, 07:38:27 pm

I may just challenge/houmour the gentleman by replying and asking to call me if he indeed is a genuine client and see if I get a reply

For appointment verification, request an email attachment of his BMW vehicle registration document.

xxAmyxx · « **Reply #2319 on:** 07 February 2012, 09:57:56 pm »

i received this this morning and its um... very strange i think!

Hi there i live with parents near sheffield, i am pretty lost guy around 20 not been outside in like 2 years. I need some help seriously living at home is so degrading with nothing going for me or no live force. I need a girl or relationship so badly or a better diet perhaps.

Dunno if you could help. you look very sexy in the pictures. Please replay

Sam

lol not the weirdest but amusing hahha

Emma xx

LouLou37 · « **Reply #2320 on:** 08 February 2012, 05:59:03 pm »

Jodie, i totally do that too

"Hello David, how did your holiday to Portugal go?"

{when in reality I only read the entry on his last visit 5 mins before!)

Otherwise, I am terrible for forgetting names and anything about customers, particularly if they were the good type - pretty non-descript. I remember all the terrible ones, but then wouldn't want to see them again anyway! I'm good at recognising numbers,but nothing else!

Mellow · « **Reply #2321 on:** 08 February 2012, 06:06:53 pm »

I think there needs to be a special Viva thread for TWs/idiot bookers

Today a guy who'd cancelled once before phoned and asked for a booking. Fine.......until he turns up with ?60 rather less than my half hour rate and insists that I told him this was my price. I Know I didn't - he obviously thought I'd do something for the ?60 but I'm trying to be really assertive about this kind of thing and sent him packing.

I hate when you rush round getting ready for nothing

and of course now he has my address.

[Self Edit] Now he keeps ringing me to 'explain', aaagh I picked up by accident the first time

MEQR · « **Reply #2322 on:** 08 February 2012, 08:36:39 pm »

Grrrrrr..... wft.... how does the escort and fuck buddy enter the same page??? short reply... yes I am happy to be your fuck buddy as per my rates....

Hello,

My name is Ben.

I've been in this industry for 5years or so. I've done it all, cin it all.

During the day I am a architect, during the weekend I play rugby.

I have been working abroad for a year or so, and I've lost contact with my hot sexual fuck buddy.

If you are interested in meeting up, as adults and havin adult fun. Because I believe you and me could have alot off FUN together.

So what do you think.....................

Thanks xxxx

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #2323 on:** 09 February 2012, 01:51:54 am »

I hate those idiots, who are assuming you'd work for free on the pretence of having fun. What a joke.

I got a text today, saying just 'hi x' and he sent it to me 5 times, before saying 'y aint u answerin?'

Humph, I wonder.

Steele · « **Reply #2324 on:** 09 February 2012, 04:29:40 am »

hi i'm Dan i'm overweight but wanna lick your pussy till you cum and squirt in my face btw is it white or clear and fuck you in the pussy in tan hold ups and black closed toe 5 inch heels let me know if your up for it xxx p.s. hate making the first move so would you thanks

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