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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2085 on: 01 January 2012, 03:06:55 pm »
^^^^ I'd say - presumptuous git with a 'prossie-Savior' complex! ^^^^^
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2086 on: 01 January 2012, 08:48:37 pm »
LouLou Lol. Agreed!
 Bloody cheek. What's he on adultwork for on Christmas day himself! Lol. Natalie Xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2087 on: 01 January 2012, 09:22:56 pm »
I know! Cheeky bugger! I'm always online on AW anyway, because I sell content. Bloody moron. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2088 on: 02 January 2012, 12:32:10 am »

Jenny, you're so mean  ;D It's probably taken him ages to save up enough money in his penny jar for a visit, and then you say he has to use notes. Now he'll have to go to Asda to use the Coinstar machine, and it charges a % so he won't have enough...........

Lol yeah poor guy.
   Seriously, a guy tried to pay me once before by pulling out a bag of coins.
It's a no no for me, because to me it's lazy and inconsiderate.

So I'm not replying to this guy  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2089 on: 02 January 2012, 12:38:40 am »
A message I just got:

"If i came to visit you, could I pay you in coins?"

Coins? Wtf does he think I am a bank?
   I replied by telling him I only take notes. It's not hard to get notes or change coins to notes.

That reminded me of when my eldest son first got dragged to a lap dancing club by his mate...they were only 17...my son offered her change as it was all he had. She said..."I'm not a bloody phone box love" and danced off lmao
:D.

After all I doubt she had any pockets avaliable to fill with her coins.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2090 on: 02 January 2012, 08:03:29 am »

"If i came to visit you, could I pay you in coins?"


The first thought that popped into my head:

Yes sure I'm a slot machine!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2091 on: 02 January 2012, 08:13:00 am »
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2092 on: 02 January 2012, 03:44:52 pm »

"If i came to visit you, could I pay you in coins?"


The first thought that popped into my head:

Yes sure I'm a slot machine!

Who the hell pays in coins?! ??? :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2093 on: 02 January 2012, 05:12:30 pm »
date:
2011-12-27

time:
12:04:55 UTC

Your name:
Mike

Your email address:
bongabongaparties@hotmail.co.uk

Telephone Number:
07738673983

Subject:
bonga bonga parties

Message:
Hi there

My name is Mike and I got your contact details of UK adult zone.
I arrange Bonga Bongo parties for rich and powerful men through out England and Europe Bonga Bonga parties as you may know are essentially  sex parties ?for very rich older guys who like to have sex with young attractive girls. The ones we arrange involve up to 10 guys  average age 45  to 52 and up to 6 models  each model is paid ?2500  each party and all expenses  (including flights if relevant. )are met.

The parties last up to 5 hours. The next one in Manchester at the Piccadilly Hotel on the 22nd January- 7pm until 12.00 pm. If this is something which you might be interested in then please consider the following two questions carefully;
1   Are you willing to provide a sexual service for both the guests and also play with the other female models?
2   Are you discreet these guys are all well known and you will there fore be required to sign a no kiss and tell contract.

Should you wish to be considered then please contact me for further details on Bonga Bonga Parties@yahoo.co.uk 


Isn't the correct term 'Bunga Bunga parties? I can't imagine anyone who organizes parties for 'rich and powerful men' would have that email address!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2094 on: 02 January 2012, 06:32:19 pm »
My first ridiculous email of 2012  ;D ;D



Subject: hey babe GOOD NEWS


Hey hun you good its jay.

I book accommodation for some of the AW escorts.

Anyway i dont deal with travelodge anymore.

I can book any UK HOTEL IBIS for ?15-?20 anywhere.

You dont pay a penny until you have checked in, once you check in you pay me. SIMPLE ITS ALL ABOVE BOARD AND LEGIT.

Let me know if your interested.

Mwah

Look forward to doing business with you xxx




Looking at his profile pics, he looks about 17...



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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2095 on: 02 January 2012, 07:53:17 pm »
God, there are some idiots out there... :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2096 on: 02 January 2012, 08:41:29 pm »
The only interesting one I got in the entire time I was sick and dying over the Xmas/NY break:

'I wanted to see [an independent I work with occasionally] but she gave me your number'

Thanks.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2097 on: 03 January 2012, 03:03:03 pm »
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

He was obviously a member of the Secret Service, attempting to recruit you as a 'honeytrap' spy.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2098 on: 03 January 2012, 03:17:23 pm »
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

He was obviously a member of the Secret Service, attempting to recruit you as a 'honeytrap' spy.

Lol Natasha, I will just dust up my Russian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2099 on: 03 January 2012, 03:49:45 pm »
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Lol Natasha, I will just dust up my Russian

Hey Mellow, time to go back to uni and do advanced Maths/Physics :)