Exactly! Some guys have a cheek.
I was reading through some of my texts this morning and found some crackers.
really wish my Dell Streak wasn't broken as it saved the whole conversations and it made me giggle. Anyway, here goes:
:Guy asking me would I take a BB Curve for a half hour booking. I tell him no sorry. He tries to persuade me, awk go on sure you can get ?100 for it. I reply with no you can't it's worth ?60 max. If you sell it and get ?60 I'd see you for 15 minutes. He actually sounds shocked and cross snapping that I should sell it myself. I promptly told him to fuck off I am not a cash converters now go flog your broken/stolen phone to some other idiot.
:A few weeks ago I had been asked to go on an outcall at 7am. I quoted ?180. He said "Come up for ?70 and I'll even make you tea and toast". Haha brilliant.
:After loads of texts and pranking me the "client" texted "wouldn't fuck you anyway you've no tits and i'm no peado". Well a few days later he turns up to see my friend and doesn't like what he sees so requests to meet her duo partner instead. In I waltz and his eyes near pop out of his head, he cannot thank me enough. It was only afterwards when putting his number into my phone I realised. I took great pleasure in texting him "tut tut naughty boy". Lol.
:I took a call from a guy last year, I was at home and my dogs were barking. The dirty bastard only started wanking and asking me how much to suck my dog off with me. I'm a kinky girl but I'm a vegan and very pro animal rights.
:Just took a call from a guy there whilst writing this, he asks me to visit him about 40 miles from my home at no extra travel cost, I decline. He's just text me asking would I meet him in his car 40 miles from my home for ?50 quid.
:Went on an outcall 2 years ago and I still kick myself for taking the booking. The guy rambled on and on about how he'd a massive cock and could fuck for hours and would cover me in bukakke like cum. Well there's me thinking he was the typical B.S. Teach me for thinking all clients lie. Haha
Natalie Xx