Quote from: tastylass on 22 August 2011, 10:55:08 am

The main problem I'd see is the risk that if he 'won' the first time, he wouldn't come back again.

I am not in any way a 'good' magician, but if you played this with me, then amazingly enough the empty envelope would be picked every time. This sort of thing is basic magic, so I would say your main problem is that you end up shagging a magician for free...

Quote from: AngelaManchester on 26 August 2011, 09:44:06 am

This beauty waiting for me in my AW inbox today:

i could see you today before 6, providing you could

1) wear a sleeveless vest/tshirt
2) wear a tight smelly+dirty+sweaty bra
3) allow me to lick your armpits
4) you happy to lick and suck my balls
5) allow me to fuck you at least 2 times and one wank over your tits and have shower with me again, you massaging and cleaning my balls and cock and me massaging and cleaning your whole body.

let me know,
xxx

Funnily enough, it's the first sentence which pisses me off the most, the rest I could probably handle 

Urgh...it's the second one that would have me pressing delete/block.

Sometimes no matter what the money , I'd rather starve and he's a prime example.

"we r 2 frnds coming to London on 10 sept.We nee MMF sex.If u r ok then plz provode details of u"

So tempting! I'm not working that day and I dont offer appointments for two people - but seeing as you asked SO nicely...!

R xx

It must be my day for them. This has just arrived...

"Good morning,im french  i will come to london very soon and i am a follower of trampling that i am used Practice since long lasting fog fluid,I would like to know if you agree Step on my body,sorry for my bad english ^^ ,Hoping a reply kiss."

I can deal with the poor English as its far better than my French, but I cannot fathom what the hell 'fog fluid' might be 

R xx

I think I can see how to set this one up so that you get the money any time you want it*. So if anyone wants to offer me a commission...

* Yeah, yeah, but winning every time is a) a bit greedy and b) very suspicious!

Yes of course, repeatedly calling and texting me after I made it clear that I don't offer "sex" in sessions and saying "are you crazy boy?? I want sex wiv u!" in a message is exactly how to book a pro dom >.<

eejits!