Oh god that first one is wrong in so many ways. I had a client sneak off to the loo to take some E or MDMA once (it was a couple booking and it didn't occur to me at the time that he was doing drugs, but I realised later that he'd been acting like someone on E without any of the lovey huggy stuff). It was one of my creepiest bookings.

With chat enquiries, I realised in my early days that nothing ever comes from them so if anyone says they want to make a booking in freechat I tell them to call or email me. If they're paying and want to talk like they'll book me then that's fine, but I just consider it part of the show.

So webcamming on AW tonight. A guy greeted me oh so politely.

"lets see it thn b4 pvt"
 to which I replied "erm ..no I don't offer freebies"

"i nt payin till i see goods m8"

lol, ok *boots out of room* 
remarkable how many people seem to think this is an acceptabel way to greet someone. 

So yeah, I was still getting phone sex calls yesterday (nothing yet today but there's still time). If they don't hang up at "Anika speaking" I ask them if they're interested in making an appointment. When I told one of them that it wasn't me in the chat room he asked me what my business was because "we might be on the same wavelength". I said no I don't think so, bye. He called back about 10 minutes later saying he wanted an appointment and hadn't called before (I was fairly sure it was him but hadn't saved his number). He hadn't thought to search for my phone number though, so he hadn't seen my site and I told him he'd better go look. He asked if I was always this rude to my customers. Lol. I told him my customers are more on the ball, which isn't always true but I thought it was a good sentiment.

I just got the most crass email via my website. Text language, no punctuation, and a little bit filthy. I won't share as I'm not sure about the use of foul language on here.

However best bit was the second email he sent:

"bb dont sen back email 2 dis email k. dis email is my privit one for facebook so dont reply. still wana fuk u tho."

Douche

Hi my name is Melissa
 
I found your profile on Girl Directory.com the reason why i'm contacting you is because  i've started an agency on AdultWork.com  and i was really impressed with your profile and i and i think you would be perfect for the agency,its completely free to join,you don't have to lift a finger i will make the profile for you from the details on Girl Directory.com.
 
Its completely freelance so you work when you want were you want and you set your own fees.
 
How it works

You chose your rates we just add ?20 on top of what you charge so you still get the same i.e if you charge  ?150 when we get you a booking for you we charge the client ?170 this way you get the amount you want.
 
Once the booking is complete i will send you my bank details and you can put the ?20 in at a time that is good for you.
 
Benefits
 
I have been a member of  for a many years now and i know how to make the best out of it and get as many booking as possible, there
are a lot of benefits if you join my agency group,  the site gets 35,000 visitors each day and im spending nearly a  ?1,000 a week on advertising  to have my agency  on the front page and have my girls at the top of each search and google and other internet advertising .

If your interested in joining my agency  reply to this email or call or txt me on {number}, you wont have to do anything i will create your profile select an escort.
 
this is the link to my agency  http://groups.adultwork.com/{his "group" he is spending ?1000s on a week on AW!}

this is the link to my profile  http://www.adultwork.com/{timewaster}

thank you for your time and i really hope you take me up on this offer yours truly melissa


- Sent from an email address with a guy's name! hahahahahaha.......

Just received this one    If you cant be bothered to read it all (and I dont blame you) just bear in mind that he wants everything he has detailed all fitted into a 30 minute booking...
R xx   


Ok well i have a request... invloves talking really dirty and humiliating me, but verbally..im not into anything like sticking things anywhere, or weird device...just some heavy verbal humiliation, some slapping, spitting maybe but thats all..
I hope thats ok... sitting on me:)
so here is my request sorry its detailed..

A bit about me im 27 , born here, but indian origin, 167cm tall(5;7) medium build.

Ok well my girlfriend left me a few weeks ago now, and said basically i was too much of a nice guy , too romantic, which i was told in girl code means,
i was a pussy, with a small dick , and too nice, and not sexy enough...

Anyway its my bday soon and i feel like shit, and i wanted to try something i never did before, and try something naughty, explore different things, and bit a bit bad.


But because im a nice guy no one is ever mean to me really, and right now, i wanna be abused, and made to feel like shit for half the session...then for the other half i just want flat out honesty, and if you like me, a quick bit of fun and your lovely naked bother smothering me and licking me, and xxxx:)

R

So i wanna be humiliated for the first half.. I want you to speficially target things about myself and my body that are so personal..the more personal the better..
Make me take off all my clothes as u watch, and walk around me, and then humiliate me, call me names...these are things you can take the piss out of

1. fat , 2. hairy...3.. scars.
4. ass, 5. little brown paki/indian 5inch

Now i really want to to call me horrible names.... please be as mean as you can, i am experimenting m and noone does this to me,
I dont know if you are comfortble being a bit racist, or not, but i would like that as well....

YOu can call me fat, hairy fucking pig, asian, paki wanker , little indian cock, 5inch brown cock, little brown fucking paki cock waniking you cock over meoldy, .
U ugly pig, shit bitch, cunt, mother fucker, etc.. i think you get the point.. be as mean as you can...

Then make me wank off you infront of you as you stare at me and my cock humiliating me at the same time...and the size...whilst calling me these names

You can spit in my face, hit me, punch me a bit, kick,,(but not in balls:) you can grab my cock, wank me, oral etc... all would be fine.


Second half

I just want you to be yourself in this half...if you like me thats fine:) if you dont thats fine too..but only have sex if you fancy me a bit:)
Ive never been with a larger girl and always wanted to... I would like you to take all your clothes off and basically jump on ME:)
And just take charge ... IM NOT SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED HENCE you gotta take charge:) but you can be yourself. im affection i love to hug you , you have an amazing body ...
and some bj:) would be lovely, and some sex, and please make sure i cum , i seem to take ages to cum ...... anyway try without telling me that we have 5 mins left...


thanks and im sorry about the long email

so are you up for the challenge? ha ha ha

Pass. Life is tooooo short!
R xx

Oh, Rooby! What a knob!  Betcha can't WAIT to bite his hand off