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Anika Mae

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1455 on: 16 August 2011, 11:02:16 am »
I decided a couple of weeks ago that my rates would be ?500/hour for anyone who hadn't read my website (yes you can save lots of money by reading it. Want to know how much? READ THE WEBSITE!) I haven't remembered this while on the phone yet.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1456 on: 16 August 2011, 11:15:46 am »
I decided a couple of weeks ago that my rates would be ?500/hour for anyone who hadn't read my website (yes you can save lots of money by reading it. Want to know how much? READ THE WEBSITE!) I haven't remembered this while on the phone yet.

I never read one of your posts, without thinking you are brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1457 on: 16 August 2011, 11:36:27 am »
The guys that read it and still ask you questions ie "Hi, I know you profile says your working hours/services/incalls only/outcalls only/dont do duos but I was wondering if you would do X/Y/Z for me for extra money/a favour/my first time experience"

Errrr how about NO!
Anyone else get these?? They scream 'Hi i know youve set your boundaries would you consider bending them for me?'(bearing in mind im a complete stranger and all!!! grrrrrrr
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That's exactly how I feel about these requests. Sure, "I just wanted to check, no worries, goodbye!" is annoying but not a problem.

Offering extra money, though? WTF?! "I just wanted to tell you that as you're a whore, I do believe you'll do whatever I tell you if I dazzle you with the idea of ONE THOUSAND of my FINEST ENGLISH POUNDS! Ha HA!" ...Insulting or what? Especially when the request is something really dumb and unsafe like bareback/a disorganised gangbang/kidnap-and-rape roleplay/etc.

Love your idea, though, Anika. It's kind of why I put my half-hour rate at what you might call ?Absurd - if you say you don't offer something, you get more people whining at you to change your mind, but if you say you'll do it for ?Absurd, many of them seem to shy away from asking just in case you direct debit their bank account or something. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1458 on: 16 August 2011, 11:57:46 am »
Actually, having a premium rate number would be even better, since I'm definitely not going to discuss the stuff they should have read already with someone who says they're happy to pay ?500. Ask me this crap for ?1/minute, or read it for free. Does anyone know of a service that can give you a number without any standing fees? Obviously payout would be rubbish or non-existent, but it would get the point across.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1459 on: 16 August 2011, 12:24:14 pm »
Actually, having a premium rate number would be even better, since I'm definitely not going to discuss the stuff they should have read already with someone who says they're happy to pay ?500. Ask me this crap for ?1/minute, or read it for free. Does anyone know of a service that can give you a number without any standing fees? Obviously payout would be rubbish or non-existent, but it would get the point across.

Cracking idea!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1460 on: 16 August 2011, 01:28:26 pm »
Does anyone know of a service that can give you a number without any standing fees?

The issue isn't going to be the fees (companies will beg you to have free 0845 numbers because of the money to be made from those) but rather the hassle of having to comply with all of the regulations around them. Some of the 0700 'personal number' companies may be able to do something. Even if you don't get anything out of it, you know that they're hideously expensive to call.
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1461 on: 16 August 2011, 03:24:35 pm »
No-one's actually trying to book me here, but I thought someone was trying it on in a particularly ridiculous way until I got another two calls in the next few minutes. Apparently someone's hanging around in an adult chat room, using my name but probably not mentioning anything about sex work, and offering phone sex via my phone number. WTF?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1462 on: 16 August 2011, 06:35:03 pm »
Today "Will you wear pointed toe shoes and kick me repeatedly in the face, then stamp on my cock with your stilettos? When I come please kick me in the face again and tell me how pathetic I am?" -

Yes please, NOT.  Weirdo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1463 on: 16 August 2011, 07:10:52 pm »
Today "Will you wear pointed toe shoes and kick me repeatedly in the face, then stamp on my cock with your stilettos? When I come please kick me in the face again and tell me how pathetic I am?" -

Yes please, NOT.  Weirdo

Hell, I would do this for free for some of the clients I see, whether they want it or not!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1464 on: 17 August 2011, 01:43:13 pm »
I received this gem today.....

Hi i have a business venture im starting up but need some willing victims lol. Basically id want to film you getting pushed and dropped into nice deep cow manure pit by various methods . Know it strange one but it all good sub games and slapstick type fun. If your interested and need any details please get back to me. Thanks Mark. Could make us all some serious money x x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1465 on: 17 August 2011, 02:18:42 pm »
I received this gem today.....

Hi i have a business venture im starting up but need some willing victims lol. Basically id want to film you getting pushed and dropped into nice deep cow manure pit by various methods . Know it strange one but it all good sub games and slapstick type fun. If your interested and need any details please get back to me. Thanks Mark. Could make us all some serious money x x


You should message him back saying you'll hold the camera and he can roll about in the cow poop, make you all some serious money!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1466 on: 17 August 2011, 06:05:00 pm »
So, my unwanted promoter had three sessions yesterday and one so far today. It seems that at least today he's not doing private messages, just posting my number right in the chat room... and people are calling it. I just told one to be more sceptical ::).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1467 on: 17 August 2011, 06:11:47 pm »
So, my unwanted promoter had three sessions yesterday and one so far today. It seems that at least today he's not doing private messages, just posting my number right in the chat room... and people are calling it. I just told one to be more sceptical ::).

How many people?? Meh. :(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1468 on: 19 August 2011, 09:45:49 am »
I have a new pet peeve, hence forth any guy who asks working hours/location and replies to the answer with

"Aww I could have made it if you were working earlier/later/closer"

Is going to get a sharply written email explaining that the laws of time and space will not be bent to suit his penis.

Repeat offenders will have said penis removed in the hopes of preventing him breeding and passing on the stupid gene.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1469 on: 19 August 2011, 12:32:56 pm »
2 gems, this email:

My name is Luke. I will be visiting Glasgow next week.
I have a fantasy to be raped by a woman while I am on ecstasy. You like to be dominant? BDSM? Would you be into such a scenario? If so could you get hold of some e? [I'm living outside the Uk at the moment and don't know where to find e in Scotland].


and this in freeview

Him enters the room
Him: hi bb
Friday: Hi there
ally45: what about a couple of drinks this weekend?
Friday: if you mean during a booking then, give me booking details and we'll see lol
Him: I'll take the look on your face as a no then
Him leaves the room

some how I don't think he meant as a booking...  ::)