I am having an evening of these berks as I type
Everywhere - but everywhere!!-does it say alongside my stats to; PLEASE allow at least 2 hours notice when booking..
I get caller after caller asking how soon can I get to them? I work it out, allowing myself just 15 minutes to get completely ready- often specific to their requests - a'la Basque, suzzies etc ( I mean who can sit around in those all night unless vital?
), check out my route, check their details match up, lock up house, set up sat-nav, blue-tooth etc and drive to them and it is often half the estimated arrival time displayed on my site..and they still moan that it is too long to wait!
I don't want to visit people with that attitude anyway. I guess that they either booked someone else before me who has let them down last minute - so I aint being a sloppy second in under an hour for ya Pal! ( childish I know!
) or, they are so desperate to spill their seed into someone/anyone they are physically unable to be patient and polite to achieve this?
Either way, they get short shrift and I don't consider them a loss as I wouldn't actually enjoy myself knowing I have been compromised into rushing to their* aid* .
Also, some guys *get off* on ALMOST making a booking..
Oh, they would SO have booked me if I lived closer/was quicker/did incalls/took it up the jacksie on a 15 minute/had a pal to work with/did 2 guys on a first booking/was taller/shorter/blonder/younger/older/real boobs/fake boobs/had a scouse accent etc, etc, etc
( then they wank furiously to your pics as you seeth into your cadburys 'Hilight..)
A decent booking always comes along later that night or the following day to prove I was right
