Well it seems that he and his friend* Enjoy sending these out to multiple ladies! You'll get one!   















*Quite possibly a victim of multiple personalities...

My response to that had to be more creative than my last... So heres what i replied with...

"After looking at your profile, i strongly believe that you need a new hobby!

With the full moon coming, set a standard for yourself and let escorts know that you're serious in the business.

I can do it for you and you can pay me either by cash or by donating a few organs to Akbur, my local butcher. I charge just ?200 to do a very nice death certificate!

Pls let me know!"

 

HAHAHAHA!!!! thats soo funny!!! 

I had some one come into my webcamming chat room and ask if I needed him to design me a website....his profile tag was 'webdesigner'.  When I mentioned I thought he must be desperate touting for business by cruising webcamming chat rooms he seemed quite puzzled as to why I would think that way.

Well, I suppose if your number one hobby is wanking furiously into your keyboard, then being an "escort web designer" must be a dream job as it wouldn't really interrupt you from your main pastime.

Honestly. If you're a furious-keyboard-wanker then that's fine, I'm happy for you and the money you spend on my fellow sex workers! But be a decent guy and pay your camgirls/PSOs/porn actors properly, don't try to shill them a crappy hideous website instead because you're a cheapskate and a loser. Tsk tsk.

Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 26 July 2011, 12:54:30 pm

Yeah I've had a lot of long text convos (70texts from one guy since Friday, thanks for counting HTC!)

I've said things like "I'm turning my phone off for bed now, but let me know when you would like to meet" and he just says "OK hun, sleep tight!"

I don't want to say "Sod off unless you're making a booking!" but I can't be bothered with all the texting.

Wait, what? Is there some reason that you keep replying politely to a timewaster? You shouldn't really respond even for a laugh because it only encourages them, but certainly not if you're not getting some sort of amusement out of it!

I don't respond to obvious time wasters like the one I got last night

00.05am
u still working?
horny cock here for ur horny pussy
gosforth area

But some guys call or text with questions and since my schedule is all over the place and I can't make solid bookings atm, I'm loathe to turn down a bit of rapport.

My texts are free, I have very few bookings at the moment and I make it clear to guys from the outset I have a life and won't be ping ponging emails back and forth forever.

If I think a booking isn't going to come from it I stop replying, but I would rather have a chat via text for a few days and mention my availability than text him out of the blue to tell him he can come see me today.

That being said, the guy in question has had to be cut loose as he committed the cardinal sin of saying "You sound really great, wish I'd pulled you in a bar instead of paying you..."

 

Some one said to me on directcam yesterday "my i see 3 sce tits out i go pvt" translations on a post card please.........

Ooooh ooooh anyone want to trade me for this charmer?

"Do you do massage and HR or OWO if so how much? And do you know why I can't view your pics on your website?"

"I'm not trained to massage but giving you a rub down would be no problem. It's ?XX per 15 mins. Not sure about the pics will look in to it"

"But I could have the full works with you for that price"

"Yes massage would come under the gfe"

"Just saw your pics, you're a big girl"

"..."

Damn, Miss ArcaBunny! Stop stealing all the good men! 

Oh I would if I could lol

XxX

Got a text today saying

"Whats devils fingers?"

WTF? Am I google now? Or some kind of Oracle?

He says he's seen a review of me then mentions devil fingers but I honestly have no clue what he means

Anyone have any insight?