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EmilyJones

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1320 on: 19 July 2011, 03:44:02 pm »
Hmmm. Did he give the name J***** T***? Or the number 077760970**? Or the email jatait12**@h******.com?

Yeah, JamesT***1924 was his AW username, I think. But you can easily tell he belongs in the timewaster/idiot pile cos his emails are full of nonsense and his profile is full of willy pics. :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1321 on: 19 July 2011, 04:20:40 pm »
you can easily tell he belongs in the timewaster/idiot pile cos his emails are full of nonsense and his profile is full of willy pics. :P

ha ha  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1322 on: 19 July 2011, 08:10:45 pm »
A classic one for me today -

".....Also, can I offer you gold instead of money which is of value 1000 pounds? Then I can spend a night with you."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1323 on: 19 July 2011, 08:38:40 pm »
messge recieved on AW

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hello dionne, how are you? i came accross ur profile and was wondering if you would like the services of a photographer?

im not that far from cardiff, i dont charge for my services and ask nothing in return, all photographs taken will be supplied to you at the end of shoot and a CD with edited copies of your pics will be suppled to you about 7-10 days after the shoot..

i understand that discretion is required and respect all wishes to keep your identity clear, thats why i also include a copy of photographs with your face removed or blurred out to help hide your identity.

i also have a home studio or i could bring my equipment to you no problem at all.

hope this is something you might be interested in.. hope to hear from you soon. matthew. x

Note the lack of grammar and text speak.  ::)

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Hi Matthew, as lovely as it sounds to let a complete stranger take naked pictures of me, then supply said stranger with my address for him to send me a disk of pictures, I will have to pass.
When I require the services of a 'professional' photographer I'm sure google will happily help me find one who has a website, doesn't converse with potentional clients in text speak and doesn't scout for business on escorting websites.

Regards
Dionne
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1324 on: 19 July 2011, 09:18:32 pm »
you can easily tell he belongs in the timewaster/idiot pile cos his emails are full of nonsense and his profile is full of willy pics. :P

Oh I just had a willy profile guy ask for a massage tonight...thought I recognized the grossness and found he's messaged me twice before from different profiles...he's a different age on each one! Hmmmm...PASS! I may be skint but rather starve Mr Willy guy!

Coty xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1325 on: 21 July 2011, 09:04:44 am »
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00.53 21/07-Do you do late night appointments babe? x

This really annoyed me as it's from a reg who:

Knows I have a boyfriend - how does he imagine I explain leaving the house at 1am to return at 3am?

Lives out in the sticks and the last train to and from his village is 11pm - a taxi would cost well over half of what he'd want to pay for a booking and judging by his urgent need of me he's had too much to drink to give me a lift.

Classic thinking with penis, m'dears!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1326 on: 21 July 2011, 09:59:04 am »
".....Also, can I offer you gold instead of money which is of value 1000 pounds? Then I can spend a night with you."

LMAO!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1327 on: 21 July 2011, 06:12:17 pm »
*phone rings*
Me : Hello
Mr : Hello is this.... erm...*few seconds silence* I've seen your adultwork profile and I was wondering how far you were from the Holiday Inn?
Me : Sorry I have no idea where that is, I'm based in the * area of Gloucester
Mr : Oh sorry wrong number
*Hangs up*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1328 on: 21 July 2011, 09:54:48 pm »
Timewaster or naive?

Message on AW:

"I was just like to say you look very beautiful and it would be great to meet you.
I have a bit of a fantasy to fulfil and I was wondering if you are able to help me fulfil it.
It?s always been a fantasy of mine to be with a woman who can ?milk? my cock to orgasm using her pussy muscles (for example her being on top and sitting still just using her muscles to make the guy cum).
I was wondering if you?re able to use this skill?"

My reply:

"I'm glad you like my pictures. About your fantasy, first of all I don't offer unprotected sex, if this is where you hint. Second I can't "make" anyone cum. If you reach orgasm or not and if you are able to live out your fantasy or not will depend on you as much if not even more than on the escort. "

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1329 on: 21 July 2011, 10:09:38 pm »
To be honest at this point..

"I was just like to say you look very beautiful and it would be great to meet you."

Id have gone in my head "Timewaster"  ::)

As for his fantasy..bloody hell you'd be there all day! lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1330 on: 23 July 2011, 01:34:22 pm »
Just got an email with a list of questions, every single answer to which is on my profile.

But the email said "I see you offer X, Y and Z, how much would it be?

Bearing in mind my profile reads

I offer:

 X for ?30 per 15min

Y for ?40 per 15min

Z for ?50 per 15min

I fail to see how this can confuse him!

grrrrrr


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1331 on: 23 July 2011, 04:56:34 pm »
Just got an email with a list of questions, every single answer to which is on my profile.

But the email said "I see you offer X, Y and Z, how much would it be?

Bearing in mind my profile reads

I offer:

 X for ?30 per 15min

Y for ?40 per 15min

Z for ?50 per 15min

I fail to see how this can confuse him!

grrrrrr



I've just had another one asking almost the exact same thing! Would anyone mind taking a look at my AW profile for me, just to make sure I haven't typed it in Latin or Dothraki or something?

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1021473

it's mainly the services tab guys seem to have trouble with

cheers!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1332 on: 23 July 2011, 04:57:23 pm »
LOL @ dothraki! Too much game of thrones for you!! Hahaha xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1333 on: 23 July 2011, 05:00:49 pm »
LOL @ dothraki! Too much game of thrones for you!! Hahaha xx

lol just a little bit!

I finished the newest book last Friday and was gutted, something like 6 years of waiting and it takes me two days to get through   :(

But as long as Mr Martin doesn't pop his clogs before finishing the series I'm a happy bunny

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1334 on: 23 July 2011, 05:38:39 pm »
Got this from a 'male escort' this morning...

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Hello Hunny,

I am looking for a girl, who is up for meet, who is just interested in fuckin suckin big cocks.

I jst wanna find a fuck buddy.

So if ur interested let me know

I jst wanna fuck a girl who has not paid for me. if u get me

Check my pics out.U will love my cock

 ::) ;D