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AngelaManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1290 on: 12 July 2011, 07:46:16 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 10 July 2011, 11:32:34 pm
No money to change hands.

LMAO!!  Cheeky b******

My favourite ones so far this week:

1. (Voicemail) 'Hello Angela. I want have sex with you. Ring me please for sex.  Goodbye.'

2. Him (no preamble): 'Hi, I want to book you for a few hours'.
     Me: 'Where?'
     Him: 'Manchester. I'm staying in a hotel'.
     Me: 'When for?'
     Him: 'Tomorrow, about 4pm'
     Me: 'Yes, I can visit you at that time'
     Him: 'Ok, what's your address?'
     Me: 'Why do you need that if I'm visiting you?'
     Him: 'Oh yeah.  Have you got a face pic?'
     Me: 'No, and my website already answers that question.'
     Him: 'Ok then, who do you look like?'
     Me: 'Me.'
     Him: 'Can I have your bank details?'
     Me: 'What for?'
     Him: 'So I can transfer the payment to you.'
     Me: 'You pay me in cash. And do you honestly think I'm going to give a complete stranger my bank  details?'
     Him: 'Do you squirt?'
     Me: *hangs up*

That's another minute of my life I won't get back  ::)
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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1291 on: 12 July 2011, 08:26:32 pm »
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« Last Edit: 13 May 2015, 04:25:36 pm by LouLou37 »
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Lorelei

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1292 on: 12 July 2011, 10:37:29 pm »
Received by e-mail today from mr. condom fetish:

"I will be direct and straight to the point in that i have a used condom fetish.I will pay three pounds sterling for every filled used condom that you can provide me left in a quiet country location close to coventry.If you can tie them and freeze them so they remain fresh after use and drop them off discreetly when you have many,you will receive an envelope with the cash as payment for the amount left shortly afterwards in the same place.If you are interested in making money from something you would normally throw away,then please get in touch.If you are not interested in this suggestion,please do not reply and i will understand,thanks for taking the time to read this.This is a genuine offer."
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1293 on: 12 July 2011, 11:08:24 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 12 July 2011, 08:26:32 pm
"hi there

baby girl, you are sexy for real i love ya photos with you i am up for anything.

i would love to work with you for anything i am up for anything, please gve me a chance i will nt let you down, gve me a chance please, i am up for videos 2,

i can be ya bitch

i love suckin and im very good when it come to suck pussy and ass i will make u come for hours

i am new to this and i love travellingn im up for anything and sex is good for the mind

i will look after you and i will have ya back

my name is smith, i live in glasgow alone, im 23 years, good looking guy with a nice body cos i love working out in the gym.. you can come to my place n stay.. gve me a call on {number}  anytime"

 ;D     :o     ::)


Do you think he's up for anything by any chance?
What a complete tosser!

Coty xxx
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1294 on: 12 July 2011, 11:11:35 pm »
Quote from: Alexandra_23 on 12 July 2011, 10:37:29 pm
Received by e-mail today from mr. condom fetish:

"I will be direct and straight to the point in that i have a used condom fetish.I will pay three pounds sterling for every filled used condom that you can provide me left in a quiet country location close to coventry.If you can tie them and freeze them so they remain fresh after use and drop them off discreetly when you have many,you will receive an envelope with the cash as payment for the amount left shortly afterwards in the same place.If you are interested in making money from something you would normally throw away,then please get in touch.If you are not interested in this suggestion,please do not reply and i will understand,thanks for taking the time to read this.This is a genuine offer."


Urgh....what a weirdo!
But one thing that came to mind straight away (and that's just coz I'm a bit weird I think!) was what if he used them to plant evidence. They are all someones dna......you could commit a crime and deposit the dna at the scene.
Ok ok, I watch too much tv....well work is dead! LOL

Coty xxx
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Kiko

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1295 on: 13 July 2011, 12:34:59 am »
Haha! No more CSI for Coty!
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1296 on: 13 July 2011, 12:39:45 am »
Text

"Hi there, I got your number from the web. I was wondering if your boobs are lactating?"

I mean ew..really..
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1297 on: 13 July 2011, 08:46:11 pm »
Hey i'm 18 years old, please can i see you? Also can i bring you a gift
like perfume/frangrances or chocolates, what would u like? And do you
offer any student discounts, i can show u my ID.. xx


Yes I'll have a ?50 bottle of Coco Chanel and a huge box of Thorntons and I'll give you a ?5 student discount!

Prat!

Coty xxx
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AngelaManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1298 on: 13 July 2011, 11:06:21 pm »
Text from unknown number: 'Hey huni, any chance you could squeeze me in?'

Another text from same number 10 mins later: '??'

1. It's stated all over my website that I don't respond to texts.
2. Even if I did, at least give me a bloody chance to respond!

 ::) ;D
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Candy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1299 on: 13 July 2011, 11:48:09 pm »
Quote from: Alexandra_23 on 12 July 2011, 10:37:29 pm
Received by e-mail today from mr. condom fetish:

"I will be direct and straight to the point in that i have a used condom fetish.I will pay three pounds sterling for every filled used condom that you can provide me left in a quiet country location close to coventry.If you can tie them and freeze them so they remain fresh after use and drop them off discreetly when you have many,you will receive an envelope with the cash as payment for the amount left shortly afterwards in the same place.If you are interested in making money from something you would normally throw away,then please get in touch.If you are not interested in this suggestion,please do not reply and i will understand,thanks for taking the time to read this.This is a genuine offer."

Once I saw an article that in US they make for cosmetic industry a syntetic sperm cause it's rich in natural protein which with micro sounds is transported under the skin. Of course human sperm might be richer in these protein and cheaper to produce, I imagined these guy working for the lab and it's just 3$ per serving :D 
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He came in the morning and woke me up with killer instinct. Wish I could stop this now.

Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1300 on: 15 July 2011, 09:09:57 am »
I left my phone on last night and got a call about 9pm, just the normal "hi you available now?" stuff, I said nope sorry goodnight.

 But he was calling from a number starting 0203 which isn't a local number.

So I googled it and found out it's the general HM Government Home Office number for out going calls from 2 Marsham Street, London...
« Last Edit: 15 July 2011, 09:14:15 am by MissArcaBunny »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1301 on: 15 July 2011, 10:30:46 am »
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 15 July 2011, 09:09:57 am
I left my phone on last night and got a call about 9pm, just the normal "hi you available now?" stuff, I said nope sorry goodnight.

But he was calling from a number starting 0203 which isn't a local number.

So I googled it and found out it's the general HM Government Home Office number for out going calls from 2 Marsham Street, London...

That's horrifying! Disgusting!

Not that someone from the Home Office wants to visit a escort, of course, but that someone at the home office is stupid enough to call an escort from their work phone. This idiot might be working with the police, the border agency, responding to terrorism etc. and he isn't savvy enough to keep a cheap PAYG SIM in his wallet.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1302 on: 15 July 2011, 10:41:00 am »
Quote from: tastylass on 15 July 2011, 10:30:46 am
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 15 July 2011, 09:09:57 am
I left my phone on last night and got a call about 9pm, just the normal "hi you available now?" stuff, I said nope sorry goodnight.

But he was calling from a number starting 0203 which isn't a local number.

So I googled it and found out it's the general HM Government Home Office number for out going calls from 2 Marsham Street, London...

That's horrifying! Disgusting!

Not that someone from the Home Office wants to visit a escort, of course, but that someone at the home office is stupid enough to call an escort from their work phone. This idiot might be working with the police, the border agency, responding to terrorism etc. and he isn't savvy enough to keep a cheap PAYG SIM in his wallet.

lol yes it is a little worrying, then again as he is calling from London asking for an out call that night when I'm in Newcastle made me think I might not be dealing with the brightest bulb lol

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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1303 on: 15 July 2011, 05:27:41 pm »
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 15 July 2011, 09:09:57 am
I left my phone on last night and got a call about 9pm, just the normal "hi you available now?" stuff, I said nope sorry goodnight.

 But he was calling from a number starting 0203 which isn't a local number.

So I googled it and found out it's the general HM Government Home Office number for out going calls from 2 Marsham Street, London...


OMG!!!!!! Speechless!

Coty x
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tastylass

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1304 on: 15 July 2011, 07:58:05 pm »
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 15 July 2011, 10:41:00 am
Not that someone from the Home Office wants to visit a escort, of course, but that someone at the home office is stupid enough to call an escort from their work phone. This idiot might be working with the police, the border agency, responding to terrorism etc. and he isn't savvy enough to keep a cheap PAYG SIM in his wallet.

lol yes it is a little worrying, then again as he is calling from London asking for an out call that night when I'm in Newcastle made me think I might not be dealing with the brightest bulb lol
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Oh dear. I hope it's one of the cleaners or a night guard. Nothing against cleaners or guards, but if there are going to be thickos working for the home office, I'd prefer it to be someone in the lowest possible position.
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