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KirstyPink

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1245 on: 05 July 2011, 10:41:58 am »
Friday,

Was it Harold Camping?  ;D

Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1246 on: 05 July 2011, 11:22:57 am »
No lol so I did email him, rather bored I was last night...

It went like this:

Me: If you are looking for a booking you will have to be more specific...

Him: no my love this is to get you out of the ungodly lifestyle....if you stay this path my love you will continue to remain seperated from God, who is Jesus...ill be here if you decide you want to know more...love u praying for you

Me: lol I know you dont! Stop emailing girls! Hilarious as your email was what right do you have to assume we need "saved"? toddle on now, if you dont like what we do stop looking at naughty websites! I'm blockng now as others already have, I suggest you go and do something more usefull with your time!

Him: stay seperated from God love your a breath form hell

not that I could let him have the last word!

Me: Cant wait! No doubt you'll have plenty to answer for when your time comes, you lot always do so I'll see you there! kisses the Happy Whore

Him: no I work on behalf of Jesus you live in mortal sin seperated from God your certainly not happy empty shallow and dark within is the better descriptors but you can change u have free will....

got bored after that! lol  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1247 on: 05 July 2011, 02:14:59 pm »
Me: lol I know you dont! Stop emailing girls! Hilarious as your email was what right do you have to assume we need "saved"? toddle on now, if you dont like what we do stop looking at naughty websites! I'm blockng now as others already have, I suggest you go and do something more usefull with your time!

It's amusing how these odd religious/preachy types choose to spend their time, isn't it? "Oh sorry, God, I just need to spend a feeewww more hours looking through AW because there are soooo many sinners here for me to chat with - er, I mean, convert! Ooohh yeah, I'm gonna convert all over her face *grunt*" is how I imagine their mental processes going. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1248 on: 05 July 2011, 02:22:24 pm »
No lol so I did email him, rather bored I was last night...

It went like this:

Me: If you are looking for a booking you will have to be more specific...


I REALLY liked this as an opening reply to that total weirdoville email   ;D ;D  ;D FABULOUS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1249 on: 05 July 2011, 02:27:25 pm »
Me: lol I know you dont! Stop emailing girls! Hilarious as your email was what right do you have to assume we need "saved"? toddle on now, if you dont like what we do stop looking at naughty websites! I'm blockng now as others already have, I suggest you go and do something more usefull with your time!

It's amusing how these odd religious/preachy types choose to spend their time, isn't it? "Oh sorry, God, I just need to spend a feeewww more hours looking through AW because there are soooo many sinners here for me to chat with - er, I mean, convert! Ooohh yeah, I'm gonna convert all over her face *grunt*" is how I imagine their mental processes going. ;D

LMFAO - It's like something out of Family Guy  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1250 on: 05 July 2011, 02:38:35 pm »
I wish this forum had a Facebook style 'LIKE' button :D

I'm not having a good week (Car terminally broken down and towed off the M6, cancelled week long tour of London, had to pay ?200 late cancellation for the Hotel, endless texts from clients who didnt get my messages about the trip being cancelled etc etc) but this thread is making me giggle non-stop!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1251 on: 05 July 2011, 03:06:03 pm »
It's amusing how these odd religious/preachy types choose to spend their time, isn't it? "Oh sorry, God, I just need to spend a feeewww more hours looking through AW because there are soooo many sinners here for me to chat with - er, I mean, convert! Ooohh yeah, I'm gonna convert all over her face *grunt*" is how I imagine their mental processes going. ;D

It makes me so mad! I work late and one sat morning at like 9am the door went and it was some old lady by herself wanting to talk about jesus! I, half asleep, went nuts especially as i live in a rough area! What a total waste of time, get out and do some volunteering or something more usefull than tryng too inflict your religeon on others!!  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1252 on: 05 July 2011, 05:01:42 pm »
Friday, that message is priceless!  ;D They have their own forum you know, where they talk about this and brag how many sinners have they converted recently and stuff like that. I read it once, they were talking about doing "service" in strip clubs and what kind of strategies they will use to convince the girls, etc., they shared stories about converted escorts...They give them gifts and Bibles and tell them that you're worth so much more than doing sex work... ::) I have no problem with religion I'm not an atheist myself but really, they should mind their own business.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1253 on: 05 July 2011, 06:26:50 pm »
Him: no I work on behalf of Jesus you live in mortal sin seperated from God
You work on behalf of Jesus? I seem to remember that he spent a lot more time with women like me than with the self-righteous religious types of his day.
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Him: you can change u have free will....
So what do you want me to change into? Any costume I already own is included in my hourly rate. And thanks for your offer of free will, but I charge for any will that I have and I'm not making exceptions even for a nice man like you.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1254 on: 05 July 2011, 07:07:29 pm »
They give them gifts...

Really? I prefer cash but I might make an exception for some hallmarked jewelry or a new car...  ;D If it was nice enough that would make me give up (for a week or two...) 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1255 on: 05 July 2011, 07:47:43 pm »
I have no problem with religion I'm not an atheist myself but really, they should mind their own business.

I am an atheist but have no problem with religeon. Im sure god understands that there is such a thing as bad PR! It also make me so mad that rather going out and doing some good in the world they're choosing to harass people who are just trying to earn a living.

the forum sounds hilarious though! I wonder how many go the opposite way and given in too temptation lol

Perhaps I should join and post the income i need not to do this... see if they're up helping me stop...  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1256 on: 06 July 2011, 12:48:02 am »
Me: lol I know you dont! Stop emailing girls! Hilarious as your email was what right do you have to assume we need "saved"? toddle on now, if you dont like what we do stop looking at naughty websites! I'm blockng now as others already have, I suggest you go and do something more usefull with your time!

It's amusing how these odd religious/preachy types choose to spend their time, isn't it? "Oh sorry, God, I just need to spend a feeewww more hours looking through AW because there are soooo many sinners here for me to chat with - er, I mean, convert! Ooohh yeah, I'm gonna convert all over her face *grunt*" is how I imagine their mental processes going. ;D


 ;D Brilliant, that raised a much needed smile

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1257 on: 06 July 2011, 01:34:21 pm »
I have no problem with religion I'm not an atheist myself but really, they should mind their own business.

I am an atheist but have no problem with religeon. Im sure god understands that there is such a thing as bad PR! It also make me so mad that rather going out and doing some good in the world they're choosing to harass people who are just trying to earn a living.

the forum sounds hilarious though! I wonder how many go the opposite way and given in too temptation lol

Perhaps I should join and post the income i need not to do this... see if they're up helping me stop...  ;D

Lol, yes, God has some really bad PR people out there ;D ;D And yes, the forum IS very amusing and entertaining, although a bit annoying if you read it for too long:D

Rooby, I think they won't give you a new car :( You can try though :D I think they give stockings and body lotions and books about religion...

And back to topic, I had a guy email me that he wants an appointment today, I emailed back that I take only advance bookings, 24 hours at least, so he should try the next day instead. He sent the next email next day, asking me for an appointment for that day of course, as the 24 hours have passed ;D ;D What are they thinking? ??? I bet he's really frustrated now that he can't seem to be able to book me ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1258 on: 07 July 2011, 09:48:56 am »
Email received: 'Hi Angela, are you free for an outcall tonight?'

Time email sent: Twelve minutes past midnight.

What IS it with these people??!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1259 on: 07 July 2011, 10:32:17 am »
Email received: 'Hi Angela, are you free for an outcall tonight?'

Time email sent: Twelve minutes past midnight.

Idiot. Hmm, what do plumbers charge for an emergency late night call-out? Double or triple the normal rate with a three hour minimum?