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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1230 on: 29 June 2011, 03:50:16 pm »
Today's not a good day :(

"Hey bbe x I have 2 requests if you can do them I will pay the extra.

I would like to book you for a few hours and cum into a glass and when it gets full watch you drink it all but I would lime to have my dick in you.when you do.x

The other request I have an older gentelman friend and we like to tuck girls together he is 78 and I am 24 he wants you to.suck his cock and for him to be allowed to suck your tits and while he is doing that I want to fuck you xxx

If you CAn do.this we will pay the extra xxx

Thanks bbe x"

I don't do oral without, come in mouth or swallowing but yes I would like to drink a glass of spunk -_-


A COLD glass of spunk at that....*shudders*  :-X

I know  :'(
I died inside a little at the very thought of this

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1231 on: 29 June 2011, 04:06:14 pm »
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- "Hi, I want an erotic massage but I'm shy and have an issue with nudity so I don't want to remove my clothes"
- Sorry  but not going to happen.

Um, how would this work exactly??

I wished I knew so I could add it to my "repertoire" of massages. Maybe it would be the begining of a "trend" (u never know). An alternative to the super messy nuru massage. Bodywork designed for the shy, for those with strong religious beliefs or people in a rush. I'm always looking for marketing ideas so maybe I should consider this one. Why not? It's the sex industry. Anything goes on.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1232 on: 29 June 2011, 07:36:17 pm »
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2.
- "Hi, I want an erotic massage but I'm shy and have an issue with nudity so I don't want to remove my clothes"
- Sorry  but not going to happen.

Um, how would this work exactly??

I wished I knew so I could add it to my "repertoire" of massages. Maybe it would be the begining of a "trend" (u never know). An alternative to the super messy nuru massage. Bodywork designed for the shy, for those with strong religious beliefs or people in a rush. I'm always looking for marketing ideas so maybe I should consider this one. Why not? It's the sex industry. Anything goes on.
   ::) ::)

Had a client in morcambe who put  on a dressingown over his clothes and lied on the bed and asked me to
massage him  and  he had paid for a hour and asked for a full service !
me would you like to get undressed ?
him no
me well you have no skin showing
Him well do it over my clothes
me ok
me right thats all done know
him ok
me well shall we get on with the full service you have asked for and paid for
him no  i dont think so i hardly know you i am not taking my clothes off for you or giving you sex unitl i know you properly
me oh i see ( i didnt )
him it will take ages
me well what do you want to do then
him nothing
me lost for words
him ill see you next week
and i saw him for months and still didnt do anything with him or see a piece of his body except his face

Your right in this industry any thing can and does happen lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1233 on: 29 June 2011, 08:13:14 pm »
and i saw him for months and still didnt do anything with him or see a piece of his body except his face

Your right in this industry any thing can and does happen lol

Now thats special!  :D

but you know what I hate about one's like that and I'll give an example: Used to have a regularly I saw weekly, very plain guy, liked what he like, minimal small talk etc I never took my clothes most of the time, he'd just be naked and I'd..you know relax him lol and this is how it always was, 15 minutes job doen go home. So I get the usual text from him "you available"? Actually I wasn't, I had a problem down below so wasnt taking bookings but of course why would that matter so of course I went.... "Can i lick you out" he asked!! bloody men!  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1234 on: 30 June 2011, 10:39:32 pm »
probably the only place to put this really... Got booked for an overnight tonight. Hooray I thought! Business has been slow so I was very pleased I will say!

Everythings going fine until I arrive and he asks me how much it is.. its ?400. He says "tell you what I'll give you half now and we'll see how it goes"!

 >:(

You can imagine how I felt.. inside. I said fine, end of the day I wasn't going to turn down 2 hours work. The plan always was we'd go out for dinner. Funny too as he mentioned he knew nothing about me just seen my photo and number...should have read my site..

The dinner was timed almost to perfection, we walked out the restaurant 10 minutes too 2 hours being up and he stops a taxi to go back to the hotel. That's when I broke the bad news.. of course he thought he'd get 6 hours for ?200, cheeky bugger! And clearly had no intentions of paying me full. So instead he paid for a very expensive dinner and I went home  ;D


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1235 on: 30 June 2011, 10:47:41 pm »
And clearly had no intentions of paying me full. So instead he paid for a very expensive dinner and I went home  ;D

Nicely played!  ;D
R xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1236 on: 01 July 2011, 01:32:36 pm »
More annoyance

« Last Edit: 23 January 2017, 04:57:14 pm by River »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1237 on: 01 July 2011, 07:48:10 pm »
I got a text today that said:

"Ok. dla ciebie wszystko"

I figured out it's Polish and translates to

"Anything (or everything) for you"

Now since I don't claim anywhere on my profile to understand Polish how on earth does the guy who sent this expect to get a booking?

The mind boggles!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1238 on: 04 July 2011, 02:01:42 pm »
Good evening, I am writing to you on behalf of Our Lord in conjunction with my work for Him helping souls break free from this lifestyle either by necessity or by your own free will. I have helped many women understand what Our Lord teaches concerning this lifestyle and sin and the consequences Our Lord taught. I, once too lived a life in the flesh, so I ma able to speak freely and easily upon this subject and can relate many experiences with you.

If you truly are not interested in change or at least attempting then by all means continue and disregard this, I will leave Scripture on what Jesus has said concerning a life in the flesh so you don?t think I am personally judging you nor would I have to this lifestyle judges itself according to what Our Lord said.

So im not taking it from that standpoint but rather to direct, these are indeed dire times we are entering into the period Jesus warned us about in Matthew, Mark and Luke, very soon there will be no money literally, famines earthquakes, floods pestilences will continue all over and will culminate in the worlds greatest disaster even worse than the flood because of sin. I even know three days previous to when it will happen

So I prepare souls and take my own time out, there will be very few places that will survive. Im an avid expert on the the evil powers to be and can help explain if you are interested in change.

If you are a different religion or pagan and not interested disregard and stay that path. Im interested only in hearing from those who truly want change and the support necessary to do so. Again souls will live by faith alone in the near future think life as it was in the pilgrim days, the modern era will end.

Again Ive helped many in fact my main prayers and sufferings are for the young ladies in this field to recognize what they are really doing spiritually. If you do not know about Jesus that is fine as well we can discuss too.

There is urgency what you see on the nightly news in terms of all the disasters tornadoes and earthquakes are going to get worse including the worst world war in history, a revolution here in the west shortly, economic collapse, and again the worst calamity ever to ever hit humanity as a result of sin, this is a main sin/lifestyle that the Lord is greatly displeased with and can attest to with my past?

So know that I love you, praying for you and in this message hoping for a few more souls that the Lord will convict ?all those responding in jest will just be ignored, only those wanting more info/help

Love you , God Bless

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3. It must be committed with deliberate and complete consent, enough for it to have been a personal decision to commit the sin.



For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God; that no one transgress and wrong his brother in this matter, because the Lord is an avenger in all these things, as we told you beforehand and solemnly warned you. For God has not called us for impurity, but in holiness. Therefore whoever disregards this, disregards not man but God, who gives his Holy Spirit to you.

?1 Thessalonians 4:3-8



But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. For the desires of the flesh are against the Spirit, and the desires of the Spirit are against the flesh, for these are opposed to each other, to keep you from doing the things you want to do. But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law. Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1239 on: 04 July 2011, 02:06:35 pm »
Wow Friday... Just wow!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1240 on: 04 July 2011, 02:25:42 pm »
OMG!!!!

See you in Hell Friday:-)

Coty xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1241 on: 04 July 2011, 04:41:39 pm »
Haha I got that one this morning too Friday :P Lucky us!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1242 on: 04 July 2011, 05:49:18 pm »
Yep I had that one too. I did reply saying as I was having so much fun I guess I would be going to hell ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1243 on: 04 July 2011, 07:03:54 pm »
hi im 18 please can i see you? would you do a student discount 4 me? ;) x

I'm still laughing!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1244 on: 04 July 2011, 08:44:42 pm »
Yep I had that one too. I did reply saying as I was having so much fun I guess I would be going to hell ;D

Oooh I am so glad I'm not the only one! lol  ;D

I didn't reply.. but i did google him on facebook! sadly no pics lol

I am off to email him no though..  ;D