Quote from: Kitty_of_Herts on 15 June 2011, 11:48:26 pm

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hi hun

i have a proposal for you

i live in a 2BR very spacious clean and modern flat in london sutton zone 5

i have a very nice spare room that i can give you to live in completely free in exchange for intimacy. this means u do not pay any rent or utility bills or grocery etc. moreover i can cook nice indian curry dishes for you too

you will live in completely free and with full freedom. u can continue doing outcalls

i am 32 years, settled professionally. i prefer to keep our relation discreet

let me know if this interests you. this is a very genuine proposal and only serious replies please

Indian curry dishes cooked just for ME? I think we have a winner here 

I NEVER GOT AN OFFER FOR INDIAN CURRY DISHES!!!!!

 

Neither did i
Lets find out where he lives and then protest!

Woo hooo, was beginning to feel left out, but I just got it too...and I get curry! I feel special and told him so too! lmao

Coty xxx

• Jodie-Ok. (speaks slooowly) Michael,   -you - are - now - on - my - Blocked list  Byyyyeeee.
  

Wanking Michael of Potters Bar holds his now-silent mobile phone in one hand
and a rapidly drooping willy in the other.

 

Today's not a good day

"Hey bbe x I have 2 requests if you can do them I will pay the extra.

I would like to book you for a few hours and cum into a glass and when it gets full watch you drink it all but I would lime to have my dick in you.when you do.x

The other request I have an older gentelman friend and we like to tuck girls together he is 78 and I am 24 he wants you to.suck his cock and for him to be allowed to suck your tits and while he is doing that I want to fuck you xxx

If you CAn do.this we will pay the extra xxx

Thanks bbe x"

I don't do oral without, come in mouth or swallowing but yes I would like to drink a glass of spunk -_-

Got a text this morning - "Hi could you tell me your rates and where you are based please?"

So far, so normal.

I text back - "Hi there my rates are {rates} and I'm in {small area of town}. I'm free today from 10.30"

Him - "Thanks. Do you mean free in the sense of no cost?"

bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahaha!

Are you kidding me?  Why in God's name would I want to do it for FREE?

It is taking haggling to another level!

I ignored. he went on to text "I will pay ?30 for the hour if it's not free" 

and then "Think about it and lemme know"

 

Today's not a good day

"Hey bbe x I have 2 requests if you can do them I will pay the extra.

I would like to book you for a few hours and cum into a glass and when it gets full watch you drink it all but I would lime to have my dick in you.when you do.x

The other request I have an older gentelman friend and we like to tuck girls together he is 78 and I am 24 he wants you to.suck his cock and for him to be allowed to suck your tits and while he is doing that I want to fuck you xxx

If you CAn do.this we will pay the extra xxx

Thanks bbe x"

I don't do oral without, come in mouth or swallowing but yes I would like to drink a glass of spunk -_-

Yep, I've just come back from a dinner date to that one  . Other delights from today include:

Hi Amy. Working in Camden tonight wondered how you feel about champagne and other (optional) party intoxicants with your AW encounters. If this appeals and you're free late tonight , please do get back to me. best wishes

Pillock. I told him that I started at 7.30am and do not work late nights, plus since I don't even drink alcohol when I'm working I suspect he would be disappointed anyway (although not nearly as disappointed as he would be if he had the brass neck to turn up at mine with Class As and wound up in the cells).

And people wonder why I won't take phone bookings from AW.

Him: Yeah, what do you look like?
Me:Did you see my pics on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: I look like that.

You should get Royalties for this one MissArcaBunny, I've used it several times already and it cracks me up every time

R xx

*Doubles over with laughter and stores for future use*

Cracker!! 

x