‘U got any specials’

Yes I can ignore you for free x

A charming enquiry last night. Somebody offering to buy photos of my poo!!

Yuck.

It takes all sorts 🫤 but I suspect those who send those requests are likely to be doing so on a wind up or for a bet while with their mates 🙄. There are places on the www for that kind of interest and free to view too.

I've had similar messages and offers to pay "top dollar" for said photos/videos but if they thought I'd jump at the chance and be made a fool of they picked the wrong person.  I remember one man pestering me with calls saying he'd become my weekly regular if I'd give him a booking.  This just sealed his fate and after a few weeks he gave up.

‘U got any specials’

Yes I can ignore you for free x

Ha ha! 

'I pay deposit and want to meet now to discuss meeting later. I'll go and come back after.'

 

'Do you have any slots in the next two weeks'.

Yes we run fully booked for weeks on end. Sure!!

Do they really think we are fully booked up weeks in advance!

I replied to enquire on the day. There are no 'slots'.

I have the opposite problem. I put my remaining dates on my profile and alot of men just ignore them. Pretty much booked up for the next 3 months and swear they just can't be bothered to read!

It's only natural to get frustrated  with these fools who cant/don't read profiles ask stupid questions.
I've had to save some pre written responses to copy and paste to save myself from calling them thick. I don't know how men who can't follow basic instructions could possibly afford me but hey

Just this morning

"Hi c
Menu and location?"

😄 Oh the temptation to reply with something ridiculous!  In reality though this is one I'd ignore.

I swear this weather is bringing out the numpty in many. Yesterday I was even asked if I take credit cards! We are not running a shop! Crazy!

I had to finish early today as had a rotten night's sleep. I got back to somebody to let them know and he told me off! He said hmmmm that is not what you said earlier. You said you could work until 330pm'. At least I let him know! Perhaps he thinks he is my manager...!

Another one blocked. Perhaps dodged a bullet who knows. Maybe he is going through some kind of personal stress.