I had a strange text conversation recently
Received txt msg to ask if I was available, I replied immediately
Sends me address as requested and then asks me shall I book you an uber or do you have a driver , I replied that I have my own car that I drive myself, then they reply back to says oh it’s too late now maybe another day , all in the space of literally 5 minutes . Odd

Did he want you to live next door ..!!

9 WhatsApp texts with the guys name nothing else ! 

Has enquired by 3 contact methods earlier in the week (one was after I had responded/had text conversation with him), he has 'nice'/'lovely man' feedback but a couple of 'could be dodgy' warnings on CE. I am genuinely already booked at the time he requires, he asks to go on cancellation list, contacts me again (3 methods). Discussed contacting him if it does become possible even on the day, payment methods should I be able to see him, wants to pay bank transfer start of the overnight. I need transfers 2 hours prior, had already told him. Ok. Then he says he has been scammed once before a £50 deposit the escort disappeared...ok I do hear this if it's a problem please find someone else. No still wants to go ahead if I become available. But then he tells me "she didn't get away with it, I told an escort friend - the lady who took the £50 got seriously beaten up as a result".

So I do not intend scamming anyone (have no need), but fact he condones such violence (or the need to use this as a dissuader for me) I find disturbing. Told him I won't be comfortable seeing him, I won't be contacting him, wont be offering him a booking.

As the Olympics are on I think this message I received today should win a gold medal for requesting bareback:

‘I led a clean life & had no sex with any woman outside my marriage. After my 2 illnesses, I started getting severe rashes when I used a condom. So, I can't use condoms, unfortunately. I can't produce kids anymore as I am not fertile anymore. Since then, I have done a fully comprehensive health check every year, including sexual health. I’m very clean & have no diseases. Plus, when I try to wear condoms, I instantly lose my erection & doesn't last. That's another problem of my ED issues, darling.

I have tested my sexual health & even got "all negative" results recently, which I can share’

so the poor cock breaks out in rash and can't get up !!  Best not to try bare back & spread what ever really caused the rash ..itch itch

Was contacted today by a client I'd previously met last year in a hotel room and he'd seemed ok then so I agreed to visit him at home...

Him (having already said he wanted me to come in via the side gate and catch him wanking) : No underwear please and have your biggest strap-on on.

Me: There's no way on earth I'm going to drive over to you wearing no underwear and with a 9 inch dildo sticking out in front of me

Him: Ok ,when you get here remove your underwear in the back garden and put the strap-on on please

Me: I'm not going to undress in your garden in the middle of town, that would be completely inappropriate

Eventually we settled on me removing underwear etc once inside his home so I got ready, drove 9 miles to his house and parked up only to see a text from him sent  20 mins before I was due to arrive "Having to cancel"

Wow these fantasies are so inconvenient

Yes there's little thought of the realities of enacting these scenarios is there?

Alas no, I don't take deposits for same day bookings, especially if it's someone I've met before, and it's been a few years since I've had a wasted journey but maybe it's time I took a new stance on this.

Contact me using real-life name (mispelled) then phones explaining "Before I moved away there was this woman in such a place, did such a thing, she always came across as down to earth so I am thinking this is you and would like to book you". He did explain he is discrete. Was also using some sort of handsfree that distorted his voice, made him difficult to hear.

Just annoyed me and left me feeling uncomfortable, perhaps I am too sensitive but it was using the name that really got me. Anyway can't see him I have a headache and it is too short notice (can't offer incall today, and although I am often very responsive, have arranged things like this at very short notice, my headache & discomfort both trying to hear him, plus the 'I know you thing' just meant the whole thing was overwhelming).