The bottom line is if they actually read the profile and respected us these timewasting emails would not happen.

I had a very long email from a 69 year old single male with erectile dysfunction. At least he was giving me the heads up as many we do not even tell us beforehand. We are expected to fix all their ills. He then writes a very long account of his tribulations during the pandemic his getting covi d his long extensive medical history.

Clearly we are their sex therapist their doctor their nurse and their counsellor with hours to spare listening to long diatribes ..!

This year I've noticed an increase in very basic questions that are already clearly answered on my profile. I literally had one text in January like "Hi, what do you offer?" and a few more asking what services I provide... I can understand clients wanting to clarify services, but I have a very extensive likes list and my profile clearly states that everything on the list with two exceptions is included in the price. I'm not listing my entire likes list in a text as I'd be there for ages! My profile is also very thorough and clearly represents me/what I offer. Had quite a lot of texts asking about prices, along the lines of "Hi, I saw your profile on Adult Work. How much for half an hour?" ... I mean, there's a clue in your text of where to find that information... 

Here's one for the old timers - I've just had (for the first time in years) a text that said 'can I have some details'

Proper old school lol

I had the below text today
'Im the kind of guy you will want to see not have to see. Call me when you want me round'

Honestly, I didn't know what to reply. His client eye reports said different

Hey

Looking for a willing sub, monthly cash payment in exchange for regular meets. Interested?

Alex x

I just had a guy, who I've seen once before and know he's an old posho, ask for coffee on arrival.

Coffee on arrival! Maybe for a 2 hour booking. But this is 45 minutes.
Actually, thinking about it, maybe getting him to drink coffee might be a useful time waster. Hmmmm

Cheeky fucker lol

He sounds the type who would take his time drinking his coffee and chatting then expect his 45 mins to start once he'd finished it.

Coffee is something some 2 hour regulars enjoy, I have a pot ready for their arrival (or they make one when outcall) it's part of their experience but I've learned quite recently to not offer it to 1 hour new to me punters. A couple took time then seemed to think remainder of the booking would go just as slowly. In my experience overrunning significantly with new clients is not a good thing, it can for some (but not all) set an expectation or habit.

Yep similar situation as to above. Older guy wanting tea and chit chat .... life story. 35 minutes into an hour booking i pleasantly  reminded him he had less rhan 30 minutes left. He was like ohhhh I thought time started when we moved to the bedroom. Good sport though stayed in time . Didn't book again however