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Boudoir

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15465 on: 11 November 2022, 07:20:52 pm »
Him: Hiya I'm a 31 yr old looking for a mature 50+ woman for a discreet fuck buddy I have a 7 inch cock and can accommodate, cheers
Me: 'Fuck buddy'  = for free?
Him: I can accommodate as well and yes
Me: Your request is like asking a barber for a free haircut or a shop for free food
Him: Haha I think I'll choose the barber option or a motorist ask a petrol station for free fuel
Me: So you know what my answer is don't you?
Him: Indeed I do
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SheffSW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15466 on: 13 November 2022, 01:34:02 pm »
When they send you a message saying they want to book you and won't let you down, forgetting they booked you then cancelled on the day twice earlier in the year.  ::)
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bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15467 on: 13 November 2022, 02:28:29 pm »
Quote from: SheffSW on 13 November 2022, 01:34:02 pm
When they send you a message saying they want to book you and won't let you down, forgetting they booked you then cancelled on the day twice earlier in the year.  ::)

This is why I don't delete messages or emails
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MissWolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15468 on: 13 November 2022, 06:00:24 pm »
Quote from: SheffSW on 13 November 2022, 01:34:02 pm
When they send you a message saying they want to book you and won't let you down, forgetting they booked you then cancelled on the day twice earlier in the year.  ::)

The very fact that they felt the need to tellyou they wouldn't let you down normally means that that is exactly what they will do  :FF
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Boudoir

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15469 on: 13 November 2022, 06:03:55 pm »
Quote from: MissWolf on 13 November 2022, 06:00:24 pm
The very fact that they felt the need to tellyou they wouldn't let you down normally means that that is exactly what they will do  :FF

....and usually do!
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15470 on: 13 November 2022, 06:37:26 pm »
Quote from: Boudoir on 13 November 2022, 06:03:55 pm
....and usually do!

It's always the case. I have some knob whom I'm unfortunate enough to know in my civvy life who tells me this repeatedly and I've yet to see this happen  :FF
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PinkR2021

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15471 on: 15 November 2022, 06:18:45 pm »
Quote from: Steph89x on 13 November 2022, 02:28:29 pm
This is why I don't delete messages or emails

I never delete any messages just in case. I think my phone is going to start running out of room
Soon  :D
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15472 on: 15 November 2022, 08:58:33 pm »
Quote from: Steph89x on 13 November 2022, 02:28:29 pm
This is why I don't delete messages or emails
Of course their mate was using their phone, or it's a work phone used by different people, or they only just bought the phone so could not possibly be them.

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oleyoleyWG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15473 on: 25 November 2022, 10:19:37 am »
I’m about to lose my shit today. I’m having a busy tour but fuck me im sick to death of asking them asking ‘are you free today’ YES MY AVAILABLE TODAY BANNER ISNT A JOKE ITS FOR REAL IM ACTUALLY HERE AND AVAILABLE. And Jesus Christ asking what time they’d like is getting blood out of a stone and they’re like what time are you free? All day pal. Pick a fucking time that suits you. They cannot pick a time to save their lives they just keep asking when I’m free and I tell them clearly to book you need to pick a time but no we go round in circles. I’d go mad without saafe to have a quick rant. I feel better already.
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Not today satan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15474 on: 25 November 2022, 11:54:36 am »
Quote from: oleyoleyWG on 25 November 2022, 10:19:37 am
I’m about to lose my shit today. I’m having a busy tour but fuck me im sick to death of asking them asking ‘are you free today’ YES MY AVAILABLE TODAY BANNER ISNT A JOKE ITS FOR REAL IM ACTUALLY HERE AND AVAILABLE. And Jesus Christ asking what time they’d like is getting blood out of a stone and they’re like what time are you free? All day pal. Pick a fucking time that suits you. They cannot pick a time to save their lives they just keep asking when I’m free and I tell them clearly to book you need to pick a time but no we go round in circles. I’d go mad without saafe to have a quick rant. I feel better already.

This is the most infuriating situation of the job the constant thick questions it's like a never ending nightmare it drives me insane. There is no proper interaction anymore It's just like a load of robots programmed to annoy you with ping pong timewasting questions.
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15475 on: 25 November 2022, 12:35:22 pm »
Whenever I get the "what time are you free" questions I simply reply "please tell me when you would like to visit me and I will let you know if that is possible" and if no follow up from them they are ignored from then on. Doesn't matter if they send more messages/emails, I don't reply.  Ping pong messages are of no interest to me at all. Everything they need to know is right there where they found me, my flipping profile. 
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bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15476 on: 25 November 2022, 02:20:30 pm »
Email 'When are you next in Chester?'

Reply 'When you book me for an Outcall to visit Chester'

*** CRICKETS ***

All week all I have had is phone call after phone call & either no responses to my auto message or being told I am out of their price range  ::)

Although I did have a 'charming' guy message me on whatsapp asking for a 'rough throat fucking' (I told him I don't offer submissive services of any kind to new clients) He then told me he had no interest in getting to know me as he just wanted to use my throat - Lovely!
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bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15477 on: 27 November 2022, 08:33:55 pm »
Text on Saturday morning (just after midnight) asking if I was available 'high rates paid', then asked if I could recommend a friend  ::) Come to tonight & he is messaging again, told him I wouldn't see him because of his previous messages, then sends several messages trying to convince me he is 'a nice guy' 'It will be easy money for me' and that I 'shouldn't judge a book by it's cover' - He likes the look of me & that's why he is persistant!

Do some of these guys actually think at all before contacting us!
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One More Rodeo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15478 on: 28 November 2022, 04:10:54 pm »
Email starting with:

"I have just recently lost my job and as such I can't afford any adult services."
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bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15479 on: 28 November 2022, 04:17:07 pm »
Quote from: One More Rodeo on 28 November 2022, 04:10:54 pm
Email starting with:

"I have just recently lost my job and as such I can't afford any adult services."

 ::) Let me get out my tiny violin & throw you a freebie  ::)
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