Subject: Loving ?the thickness of that body of yours beautiful
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Hi baby how's you doing got to say that I'm loving ? the thickness of that body of yours beautiful ?? and I bet that you've got a nice fat juicy pussy because i love to eat pussy for hours and hours till I make it come over and over again especially if it's nice fat and juicy baby and then you could have my long cuverd black cock in your juicy pussy that's if you like a good long cuverd black cock sexy mami xx

I follow a page on fb called 'men failing at erotica' - this is perfect for it lol

“hy if i am a bi curios male open mind 32 old, can you teach me to suck your clients cock for you and to earn extra money for you

He got my auto reply. (Which basically asks for a text).

A day later:
“thk for ignoring me i wish you like all your clients to do the same with you”

 

I follow a page on fb called 'men failing at erotica' - this is perfect for it lol

Ha! I actually blocked him with the reason "erotica fail." 

More importantly, why do they think we’re interested in having that done “for hours & hours.”

The ONLY thing I do consistently these days for hours & hours is sleep🙄💤😴 💤 😴.

Right? I hate RO. It's boring and does nothing for me. I don't even like it from my partner, never mind some random!

I refuse to believe this is anything other than a wind-up tbh 

Oh go on you just have to reply, even if its just to update us lot on what comes back 

Celeste,

My first instinct, particularly given he misspelt hillbilly not once but twice was that this is some British guy who has been watching too much Ozark. As it was early hours, I was able to catch a US friend in real time. She’s Louisville born and raised. She said similar to you and doesn’t believe he’s from anywhere near the Appalachian mountains or from the US for that matter.

Believe me, I had to curb every instinct not to rip his message apart but I suspect he was looking for some kind of reaction - I refuse to do this, so treaded very carefully. Like the polite and professional woman I am,  I replied -

Thank you for such an engaging message, it is appreciated. Regrettably I am unavailable to meet you.

And it’s true, I am unavailable and will always be unavailable to anyone who sends messages like this/which do not include any salient information such as date, time, duration etc etc.

Oh go on you just have to reply, even if its just to update us lot on what comes back 

Will keep you posted. Sadly I doubt it, but if he does, shall I send him your way? 

Will keep you posted. Sadly I doubt it, but if he does, shall I send him your way? 

Just checked my diary and sadly it appears I'm busy and fully booked till a year next December, but thanks for the offer

Rings me instead of messaging so that's a good start...

Him: Hi how are you? Was just looking to have a quick chat about potential booking if possible Thanks
Me: I don't do chats, it's text only. Did you have a time in mind?
Him: No worries early next week, plan to be working in xxx
Me: Yep, still too vague to be able to confirm or deny
Him: Not 100% sure on exact day Would be two hours for sure but perhaps best I text when I know definite information Just wasn't sure how much notice you needed
Me: How can I give you info on notice when I have no idea when you want an appointment?

Is it me or?

This charmer I saw once before the pandemic, he's pissed about and time wasted since then..

Him: Hi, hope you are well? You look amazing, please don't be offended, but have you lost weight? Do you remember me, it was a long time ago?

I remember him being a first timer and after he left he proceeded to text me as if we were in a bloody relationship and I had to block him!

Asks about incalls even though you only offer outcalls (made clear by only outcalls being available to book and mentioning this in your profile) and promises to be discrete and/or tells you to check their feedback as if that makes a difference. One man was saying he wanted to marry me when inquiring about booking, then got angry with me when I informed him it would be outcall only. I've had a few others message me then act disappointed when I've reiterated what my profile clearly states, saying I would have been perfect otherwise. Also I had one person ask if I could do an hour for two thirds of my price because he would have to pay for a hotel which is an extra expense for him and would be willing to pick me up and drop me off, and "other girls have agreed to do it for that price".  I understand money can be a barrier to potential clients, but I'm trying to make a living here. A lot of potential clients seem to think it's my problem that they're cheating on their wives or living with family, even though hotels exist.

Keeps pestering about car meets despite you saying you do not do these, which also tends to involve them telling you to check their feedback.

Asks for images and videos for free. I understand wanting to see what I look like, but my profile shows my body (not explicit but you can clearly see what my figure looks like) and even my face.

Expects constant text/message communication before a first meeting has even been arranged. Worst are the ones who act all clingy and possessive before you've even met and get upset when you don't reply to their messages straight away.

One man messaged me saying he was looking for a relationship, so no paid meets. Apparently all his exes were escorts and he was on the website because he found women in the industry to be more genuine than people on dating apps. Sure, nothing to do with wanting free sex from escorts. I laughed at first when I read the message but really it's quite insulting to message people trying to make a living without any intention of paying for their services. The worst part is, the message expressed hope that I hadn't had many time wasters, while literally wasting my time. 

The most entitled one, however, was a man who asked what my price was for overnight then said he couldn't afford it so offered £400 (not even half of what I would ask for).