Yay...that's the Black Country turn of phrase right there our kid!

Happy to be arrested in Dubai for public sex !!!
What a request 

Fuck that’s awful, yuk

Other times I've said....
All my 36 likes? yes sure £50 each.

Good one lol

-What would you like to book?
-----EVERYTHING     
-Ring back when you know exactly
------_ok

They never do.
I don't think they're necessarily being rude, just not the most eloquent communicaters.

Other times I've said....
All my 36 likes? yes sure £50 each.

😆

Was going to post a screenshot but can't upload pics. Anyway, I think I may have won this thread.

"We am wanting to hire you for fun

you must be willing to do public fucking swallowing cum and gangbangs
it will be very hardcore for you and you may wish you had died.
we will fuck your throat until you puke and you will lick it clean.
we will fuck your arse until you cry to stop and then we will fuck it more
do you like old man cock too? we have elderly men who want one last fuck before death.
money is no object. we are in Dubai. We will fly you first class and treat you like
filth for the sex
you are a good whore you will get financial reward."


Where do I sign up? This sounds like a dream come true! 

Good christ. If I want to cry I’ll just go back to my ex husband🙄. Bloody hell, that’s awful.

He rang with a surge of false jollity to book an outcall and at the end did the trick I hate-the late reveal!

He said laughingly... is bank transfer ok? 
I said no, why not pay in cash?
'I'm too lazy'.
'No'

Rang the following day saying he didn't feel lazy any more and will pay in cash.
I said, 'I don't think we're compatible'.

Lazy (dodgy) client, bank transfers (late reveal) , and presumably he couldn't find a mug in the past 24 hrs to accept his late breaking offer.
Putting my shoes on for that? Nahh