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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15105 on: 13 March 2022, 07:20:03 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 13 March 2022, 02:20:52 pm
Sample gets you hooked (or you like it better than your current supply), you start ordering from him. Or he delivers the sample and then starts getting heavy with you that you owe him or similar shit.

Exactly, and prob wants to then pimp you out. I don't do drugs, never have. I'd rather have a nice holiday or a new car. No offence to anyone who does though. Live you life your way.
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15106 on: 14 March 2022, 12:53:47 pm »
Phone call yesterday
'Just wondering if you're interested in meeting me?'

Rolled my eyes. Unless you're drop dead gorgeous with a massive dick I'm only interested in the money.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15107 on: 14 March 2022, 01:20:11 pm »
This was a phone call and he was a Liverpool guy accent

Idiot: How much for 5mins
Bearing in mind I do outcalls only and the minimum booking is 1hour but I wanted to entertain this fool as I am bored waiting for my train.
Me: Two Hundred pounds.
Idiot: How much for 5mins
Me: Two Hundred pounds.
Idiot hangs up the phone
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15108 on: 14 March 2022, 01:40:08 pm »
Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 14 March 2022, 01:20:11 pm
This was a phone call and he was a Liverpool guy accent

Idiot: How much for 5mins
Bearing in mind I do outcalls only and the minimum booking is 1hour but I wanted to entertain this fool as I am bored waiting for my train.
Me: Two Hundred pounds.
Idiot: How much for 5mins
Me: Two Hundred pounds.
Idiot hangs up the phone
He really has that coming silly man !!
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15109 on: 15 March 2022, 12:55:39 pm »
What does this text even mean?

"1 time in cm 1 time anal. How mach"
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15110 on: 15 March 2022, 01:12:01 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 15 March 2022, 12:55:39 pm
What does this text even mean?

"1 time in cm 1 time anal. How mach"

Means he's an idiot lol.
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Scarlettwoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15111 on: 15 March 2022, 07:21:51 pm »
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« Last Edit: 09 May 2022, 07:49:29 pm by Scarlettwoman »
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15112 on: 15 March 2022, 09:48:26 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 15 March 2022, 12:55:39 pm
What does this text even mean?

"1 time in cm 1 time anal. How mach"

Jesus how do these men function in the real world!?
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15113 on: 15 March 2022, 11:03:16 pm »
Him (at 10am) 'are you working today?'
Green light AT is on
Me 'yes'
Him 'what time are you working until'
Me 'it's on my profile'
Him 'oh, you available now?'
Me 'so what was the point of asking me what time I was working until if you want now?'
Him 'oh sorry'
Me 'depends on duration, how long for?'
Him 'oh I don't know'
Me ' well call when you know'
Blocked. 3rd time he has done this to me now.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15114 on: 19 March 2022, 08:33:22 am »
Quote from: fallen angel on 15 March 2022, 09:48:26 pm
Jesus how do these men function in the real world!?
They don't function in the world and we have to experience their sheer idiotic crap
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15115 on: 21 March 2022, 03:49:50 pm »
Him- 'Would you be happy with seeing a couple in early April?'

ME - Sure, depends on the details but sounds fine.

Him - The details are, Me - 50+ silver fox blah blah blah interested in chill evening with drinks and fun at an hotel (near me).

Me - Sure, just get back to me when you have a definite date, that's fine.

him 'I already wrote it before 4/4 5/4.'  (where dis?)

Me 'Thank you, it just said early April but I am glad to have the actual date'

Him 'I will pass, sarcasm isn't attractive blocked'


Nice little hissy fit you have there considering you don't realise that 'early April' is not a precise date for a person to plan their diary over but okurrrrrrrr......
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15116 on: 21 March 2022, 05:10:35 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 21 March 2022, 03:49:50 pm
Him- 'Would you be happy with seeing a couple in early April?'

ME - Sure, depends on the details but sounds fine.

Him - The details are, Me - 50+ silver fox blah blah blah interested in chill evening with drinks and fun at an hotel (near me).

Me - Sure, just get back to me when you have a definite date, that's fine.

him 'I already wrote it before 4/4 5/4.'  (where dis?)

Me 'Thank you, it just said early April but I am glad to have the actual date'

Him 'I will pass, sarcasm isn't attractive blocked'


Nice little hissy fit you have there considering you don't realise that 'early April' is not a precise date for a person to plan their diary over but okurrrrrrrr......

In other words he already wrote the date to the other WG he was contacting and now can't remember. Idiot.
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15117 on: 21 March 2022, 06:08:33 pm »
Quote from: Milf-G on 21 March 2022, 05:10:35 pm
In other words he already wrote the date to the other WG he was contacting and now can't remember. Idiot.

You would think he would check what exactly he wrote to me before going off but nope, showin his ass instead.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15118 on: 26 March 2022, 09:23:27 pm »
This idiot asks for a service I don't provide yet he did not read my profile.  I wanted him to repeat himself twice before I hang up and block.

Phone rings
Me: Hello
Idiot: Are you available for a car meet
Me: Pardon
Idiot: Are you available for a car meet

I was so fast to press the red button to hang up and blocked.
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Redsnow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15119 on: 02 April 2022, 02:23:20 pm »
Asswipe: You free beautiful
Me: Automessage comes in
Asswipe: *obviously can’t answer everything required cause he isn’t looking to make a booking*
Me: Answer this again and put all the info I asked accordingly
Asswipe: I’m sorry “beautiful” ((( :FF))) I have a request. If you went to toilet for Number 2…would you be okay with me licking your ass straight after x
BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY  ;D
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