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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15045 on: 25 February 2022, 03:29:25 pm »
Email at 6am

'Are you about'

 :FF

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15046 on: 25 February 2022, 10:09:29 pm »
Subject: Question
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Do you have a Snapchat account


If he bothered to read anything, he'd already know the answer. Either way, how on earth is that at all relevant?  ::)

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15047 on: 25 February 2022, 10:20:00 pm »
Email at 6am

'Are you about'

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Received something similar mine had 'still' on the end.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15048 on: 25 February 2022, 10:26:40 pm »
I get 'Are you around?' Around what, ffs?

The other day I also had 'Where are you?'

'I'm in the kitchen'  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15049 on: 26 February 2022, 12:10:05 am »
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm definitely using that next time I'm at work... 
I'm in the kitchen

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15050 on: 26 February 2022, 01:40:08 am »
I fell asleep early and woke up after midnight. I rarely pick up late night calls as I'm in bed but had one come through around 1.30am. I was awake so out of curiosity... The kind of client I will accept is normally an older man in a hotel who takes at least a minute to think things through before they phone. This caller didn't sound as if he met that profile and wanted a "quick one". Maybe I'm being anxious or paranoid but I said I don't take "walk-ins" and ended the call.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15051 on: 26 February 2022, 09:34:16 am »
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm definitely using that next time I'm at work... 
I'm in the kitchen

😂😂😂😂

Me too, lol
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15052 on: 26 February 2022, 01:57:26 pm »
I get 'Are you around?' Around what, ffs?

The other day I also had 'Where are you?'

'I'm in the kitchen'  ::)

I just emailed back with 'about what?' Didn't get a response.

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15053 on: 26 February 2022, 02:42:55 pm »
Him 'Hey! What are your rates and services'  (Wtf? As if this isn't all clearly spelled out in the profile he got my number from)

Me: £300 for a cold look, £450 for a hand wave.

No response, can't think why  >:D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15054 on: 26 February 2022, 03:25:48 pm »
I get that, also 'Postcode please?' A LOT  I've just started sending them random locations like Cardiff castle.

Lol. I share a working flat with my ‘duo’ partner and occasionally if someone asks for the postcode without any other communication, she gives the postcode of our local police station  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15055 on: 26 February 2022, 06:33:53 pm »
“Send pc”

Me: a whole computer? Pricey p&p that.

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15056 on: 26 February 2022, 07:48:38 pm »
“Send pc”

Me: a whole computer? Pricey p&p that.

Just spat my gin out lol

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15057 on: 27 February 2022, 01:58:49 pm »
Him 'Hey! What are your rates and services'  (Wtf? As if this isn't all clearly spelled out in the profile he got my number from)

Me: £300 for a cold look, £450 for a hand wave.

No response, can't think why  >:D
Haha! ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15058 on: 27 February 2022, 01:59:43 pm »
“Send pc”

Me: a whole computer? Pricey p&p that.
Hahaha! ;D

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15059 on: 27 February 2022, 04:37:04 pm »
Text - I'm looking for rough sex now, you available?

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