You couldn't make it up Braziliana! Fancy having that chimp walking into your flat.
...Then asks where I am, I tell him to read the 'note'...
...I would like to finger you as you pee in the toilet...
You jumped at this delightful offer, yes, MG?
Then he’d probably want to lick it off his fingers. *Horks.* Blarghhhhhhhhh.🤮🤢
"don't want sex I don't believe in using a woman like that. I'm looking for a girl to enjoy coke n drink and play owo fetish etc, does that fit you?"Um nope. I make clear absolutely no intoxicants of any kind.
How is he using us exactly? We're getting paid
I'm wondering if that's his problem. Like he wants what he wants from us and has his views on paid sex, and they roadcrash together in his favour (of course). Either way it's egocentric.
Hey babe you free?Yep.. How much?Prices etc on the profile. Have a read please. Have you got a deal on?Yeah, it’s £50 a min for dickheads who haven’t read the profile