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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14910 on: 11 January 2022, 02:22:28 pm »
Got a classic 'available?' text. Ignored it.

10 months later he chased up with '??'

Was he waiting all that time for a reply and then thought 'I know I'll send her 2 question marks that'll do it' Amazing how their minds work, how do they cope navigating everyday life 🤷
Haha! ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14911 on: 11 January 2022, 02:23:56 pm »
I once got asked if I could confirm my age, gender and ethnicity... I responded yeah really I'm a 70yr old Nigerian pre op Male to female transsexual but nobody who has left me feedback seems to mind.... funnily enough he didn't book.
Haha!! ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14912 on: 11 January 2022, 02:25:00 pm »
HIM: I just wanna check it's a true BJ?
ME: No, it isn't.  It's a cardboard cut-out BJ...
;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14913 on: 11 January 2022, 02:31:39 pm »
HIM: I just wanna check it's a true BJ?
ME: No, it isn't.  It's a cardboard cut-out BJ...
;D

he deserved that!  ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14914 on: 11 January 2022, 03:24:34 pm »

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14915 on: 11 January 2022, 04:19:50 pm »
HIM: I just wanna check it's a true BJ?
ME: No, it isn't.  It's a cardboard cut-out BJ...
;D

Just spat out my tea lol

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14916 on: 11 January 2022, 11:36:41 pm »

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14917 on: 14 January 2022, 03:18:37 pm »
Wannabe calls and I miss his call. When I check my phone I message him my standard reply. He messages back asking how old,and incall outcall? I message back call to book or you are marked as a timewaster. Crushing silence.

Michellebelle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14918 on: 14 January 2022, 07:50:45 pm »
Him: I want to lick and suck your cervix

Me: silence 😱

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14919 on: 14 January 2022, 08:05:43 pm »
Him: I want to lick and suck your cervix

Me: silence 😱

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry at that one! OMG

Some men do have long tongues though  ;D

Perhaps a lesson or two in anatomy may have helped the poor wee lad.

dazwhite

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14920 on: 15 January 2022, 02:30:05 pm »
I can't stand when these men will send you a message on AW then follow up with a text 15 minutes later "I messaged you but you haven't seen it..." (or vice versa). The chances of me actually not receiving an email in 2022 are minimal - I haven't seen it because i'm busy!

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14921 on: 15 January 2022, 06:59:37 pm »
Him: I want to lick and suck your cervix

Me: silence 😱

Proceeds to bleach brain🧠.

That’s nauseating. Horks.🤮🤢
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14922 on: 15 January 2022, 10:33:21 pm »
I can't stand when these men will send you a message on AW then follow up with a text 15 minutes later "I messaged you but you haven't seen it..." (or vice versa). The chances of me actually not receiving an email in 2022 are minimal - I haven't seen it because i'm busy!

Text, AW message with same wording, but when asked they say 'No wasn't me'.

Also phone several times asking 'are you available?' when I advise they've just phoned me, they say they phoned a different number and claim the number is for a different Escort. I only have one number advertised, the same number I'm answering, more or less the same name and same details for each directory I advertise on . In other words I'm fairly recognisable.

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14923 on: 16 January 2022, 08:31:20 am »
Nightmare potential client I wrote about a few posts back who I blocked didn't phone this Friday as predicted!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14924 on: 16 January 2022, 05:54:32 pm »
Punter emailed asking for a meet today. I declined saying I wasn't given enough notice.

He replies with "Thanks for your reply and sorry I didn’t give you more notice…I had an urge for a big girl ! I will contact you another time if I may…
Perhaps you might send me a nice pic in the meantime to cheer me up…"

I'm 5ft9 and 11 stone. Curvy at best but definitely not "big". Needless to say I have ignored him and gone back to my Netflix show