I want to book you for a 4 hour outcall to xxx (2 hrs drive away) tonight. I only travel 30 minutes each way, require 24 hrs notice and I'm not working currently due to illness. Read absolutely nothing on my profile.

Got a classic 'available?' text. Ignored it.

10 months later he chased up with '??'

Was he waiting all that time for a reply and then thought 'I know I'll send her 2 question marks that'll do it' Amazing how their minds work, how do they cope navigating everyday life 🤷

Ah passive agressive question marks.... makes me ignore them even more  I had one who would email me at like 4am, and follow up with ?? 1 hour later. He did it a few times. Blocked him on my phone. Idiot.

I had the most shocking one to date last night.

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Omg!!!

Where the hell do these men get off speaking to us like this? Did he expect me to be dripping with excitement?

I'd love to read a psychologist/sociologist deconstruct their comments. Ego compensation for being a nobody I'm guessing but I could be wrong.

A top webcam performer speaking at a performance tips webinar explained often customers really struggle to communicate with women, that's partly why they may be using porn or paying for sex.

I find this explanation very useful.

Yes this explains A LOT

I have a thing about faces. Could you provide me a face picture?

I'd have had to have sent him a photo of a 78 year old Gurning champion.

I had a prospective client call and message who reeked of red flags and timewaster. I didn't quite catch what he said so am not sure. I just heard the bit "without a condom" and that was enough for me to think "block". He may have meant OWO but this was in the middle of a classic telling me what I wanted to hear about my profile and what on reflection sounded like a memorised listof his expectations. That he was a first timer... [red flag] Had messaged saying would I like him to send a face pic.... [red flag] Asking for a time just before my start time... [red flag] Being certain-ish about another date when it clashed with something on the date he first wanted.... [red flag] Telling me he was married and had to navigate his wife and family to make an appointment.... [red flag] Messaging after we spoke not to message him if he didn't call on the planned day because his wife might find it.... [red flag] He also wanted things to be gentle and no rushing because it was his first time. Uh, huh. [red flag] Oh, and using a name which sounded like a "bloke down the pub nickname" and suspiciously close to "Jizz".

I can get caught up in feeling positive and trying to be helpful and struggle with the guilt when I have to do a u-turn but I had to block him. It's like he was working to cram as many red flags in as he could. I can't work out if he was a total dork or a well practiced timewasting piss taker or both.